Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Smithfield Ham]

This whole story has developed in some of the funniest ways. Is Anisa's husband just going to do the shitty podcast with Anisa from now on? I don't think they're going back to the Hasan well for anything meaningful from here on out.

They have totally fucked themselves over which is impressive because they were already completely fucked.

Ian's character arc during this incident couldn't be more perfect. If you wanted to write a story about a guy who's really pathetic, betrays his friend to hang out with the popular kid and then gets karmic humiliation, it would look exactly like this. Fuck man it even has a three act structure, and each act has its own punchline!

Act 1: Ian teams up with Ethan's enemies to make a hit piece, mostly to curry favor with Hasan. But it backfires immensely, thanks in part to the massive fatal flaw that he ignored the CPS visit. Ethan counters his video point by point.

Act 2: Ian makes another video attempting to fill in the holes of his argument and take back control of the narrative. It fails yet again and makes him look even worse, because now he tries to justify the CPS visit, digging the hole even deeper. Ethan again counters his video point by point, and for good measure starts making fun of Idubbbz's more embarrassing moments. Ian angrily dares Ethan to call him a cuck.

Act 3: After all the effort and failure, Ian finally gets exactly what he wanted when Hasan invites him on stream. It's the biggest embarrassment out of all of them, as Ian looks uncomfortable, awkward, Hasan bullies him, dismisses him and puts through a humilation ritual. He spends the whole stream awkwardly sitting aside in what Hasan himself mocking calls the "Cuck Chair." After everything, Hasan was the one who called Ian a cuck.

 

[LarpBait]

He spends the whole stream awkwardly sitting aside in what Hasan himself mocking calls the "Cuck Chair." After everything

please tell me that there's an overt clip of that or a splice of two clips of some kind that shows that, that sounds hilarious

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's wild to me that they haven't addressed this AT ALL lol. One of their free jannies got doxed for associating with them and being a massive cunt. You would think that would get them to climb up on the cross, instead Han is tossed aside like used toilet paper never to be thought of again if they ever were to begin with LMAO

that would require self awareness which they don’t have

 

[break these cuffs]

Bloody fuckin hell is this what the h3h3 fanbase looks like? I can already see Anisa roasting and laughing at these ugly niggas.

They're all lolcows. The first three are Ethan Ralph, Nick Rekieta, and Alyssa Mercante. I've seen the other two, but don't follow them and don't remember their names.

 

[stupid frog]

They're all lolcows. The first three are Ethan Ralph, Nick Rekieta, and Alyssa Mercante. I've seen the other two, but don't follow them and don't remember their names.

I don't know who the next one is, but the last one is Review Tech USA or whatever new name he uses.

 

[Piss Bear]

They're all lolcows. The first three are Ethan Ralph, Nick Rekieta, and Alyssa Mercante. I've seen the other two, but don't follow them and don't remember their names.

I don't know who the next one is, but the last one is Review Tech USA or whatever new name he uses.

LMAO whoops I'm a retard. I take back what I said. I don't follow those lolcows outside of vaguely hearing Null talk about it so I was completely unaware.

 

[Mayfly]

She doesn't have sex. There will be no sex scandals with any substance coming from either of them because nobody wants them and they certainly don't want each other.

Destiny is definitely going to have sex scandals come out. He's had them for literally his entire career as a streamer and all the behavior he does now goes back over a decade. There is no reason to think any of that will change now.

With Anisa I think it is likely she had sex with a guy other than Ian, but it wasn't another person online and the hugbox they live in won't view them any differently if it came out.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

- She puts her husband in embarrassing and emasculating situations and seems to either not realize or not care.

oh she realizes, believe me

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

I have the perfect tattoo idea for the tattoo artist Anisa is trying to dupe into having sex with her.

Spoiler: NSFW pelvic tattoo

Edit: Oooh, oooh, that, but it's their misshapen goblin dog's face rather than a tiger.

 

[LimeRikki]

Imagine another man touching and looking at your wife's pelvic area for hours at a time and being okay with that.

I don't spend my time imagining such things because I'm not a cuckhold.

Anyway.

I think Anisa is gonna have a tattoo removal arc when she's in her forties or fifties. There's no way she'd still have room to ink up her body or the desire to at that point, right?

 

[ackack99]

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i know everyone's gotten their shots in at this point, but an even better term than Karen to describe her here... would be wine aunt.

shes a 32 year old going for a punk look, yet ends up looking like a childless wine aunt pushing 40 with a house full of cats. who wears way too much perfume. that, and a finger wagging Karen. there is zero sex appeal there. maybe if she were decent looking she could pull off that style, but the big pear head, weird body, weird mouth and cringeworthy tattoos? none of us want to fuck you Anusa, keep coping sweetie!

 

[Rei is Shit.]

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Carrot fingers

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I have the perfect tattoo idea for the tattoo artist Anisa is trying to dupe into having sex with her.

anisa stole your idea and had this done last month. not on her pussy mind you but look at the tigers face, couldve fooled me.

 

[HexFag]

Cow crossover with Fishtank's gay sexpest, Burt, weighing in on the Anisa Situation.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

please tell me that there's an overt clip of that or a splice of two clips of some kind that shows that, that sounds hilarious

I haven't seen one, so this is an active call for someone to either make it or find it if it exists.

 

[Leo Frank]

Cow crossover with Fishtank's gay sexpest, Burt, weighing in on the Anisa Situation.
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The funny thing about this is even though Anisa is a heckin ally and tells troons they’re beautiful there is probably no bigger insult to her than saying she looks trans. Maybe fat. Fat really seems to get her.
I’m sure mid gets to her because she can’t post something and say “how am I MID???”

when people have called her fat before she’ll post pictures of how smol she is and say “how can people call me FAT IM A SIZE 2!!!”

 

[anliteralidiot]

Cow crossover with Fishtank's gay sexpest, Burt, weighing in on the Anisa Situation.
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Goddamn, not even BURT would smash... And he does that for a living!

 

[Slimy Time]

Some people are just stupid and can’t read the room OR refuse to. It doesn’t mean they’re clinically autistic. Anisa is a normie basic bitch as exhibited in her high school photos. She had a normal friend group and was just some average chick that appears like they would not be super popular but in an okay-ish clique. She also had lots of boyfriends.

She’s just not an interesting person. She knows how to monkey branch and lie about it, she knows how to backstab and is aware of it and she knows how to rage bait.

I guarantee anisa just watched TikToks of autistic people and decided that she was going to say she too can’t think of an object in her head for some quirk points on her podcast.

Spoiler: Anisa high school

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Actually looks like she’s having genuine fun in some of those pictures. When is the last time that’s happened?

 

[Mayfly]

Actually looks like she’s having genuine fun in some of those pictures. When is the last time that’s happened?

Don't be fooled. With Anisa you should never accept that anything she willingly posts online is genuine and isn't out of insecurity and a desire to be seen as fun. She wants to be seen as a certain way now, but she wanted to be seen differently then.

 

[Incecticyder]

If Ian was blabbing on the phone about Dani, then 100%. She tried to look like some girl just because he tweeted her or someshit.

It would be so easy to get attention from Ian, what's hilarious is that no one has bothered trying. No one wants him.

I can see it.

"Holy shit! He has a coked out girlfriend that is insane from drugs and possibly abuse!"

His white knighting probably helped fuck up Anisa's brain a bit more.