🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 275 71.6%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.4%
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HackerX said:
POV, you are Ralph and "tapering" on xannies.

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30 minutes in and only 240 viewers. What a far cry from his planned relapse arc.

There was a superchat about his papaw's ring. He's coping hard that he won't show anything valuable on stream anymore. It's 10000% gone.
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Hey, that purse of his a few streams ago has to be at least $1000 pesos.
 
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I'm peaking into the stream every 15 minutes or so. Apparently a series of miracles happened. Ralph is taking callers, someone actually called in, and Ralph somehow managed to take it. Ofc, it went horribly wrong when the dude said Ralph would never see his kids again. Immediately kicked and Ralph began a cope session. I'm not expecting a pillstream, but I wouldn't be too shocked if it goes that way if things continue. The stream seems more aim aim aimless than usual and Ralph snackin' on xannies would track with how miserable he is.

Currently, the 'Mexican Feast' stream involves Ralph talking about eating a sandwich. Make of that what you will. Currently sitting at $106 dollars.

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I'm not sure if this is baseline for Ralph or what since he rarely has people call in, but some dude just called in and Ralph is basically pausing the conversation while a dono song plays. Jesus. There's little reason to call him in the first place, but if someone has to sit there and silently listen to wigger music so Ralph can pretend he cares about paypiggies, they are fucking morons for doing it.
 
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I have some questions I’d like answered.

1) He’s getting fat again. Eating his feelings?
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2) What happened to the ring?
3) What happened to the truck?
4) What happened to Ralphamania 2?
5) What about the big return to the Colombian porn compound next month? That still on?
6) What happened with his good buddy Hunter the Teen Porn King? Are we just never mentioning him again? Does ralphy still have an open invitation to come down and party any time or..not?
7) Did he ever get that gonorrhea cleared up?

Can someone please ask these questions? I’m not giving the piggy views or $$, not even $1.
 
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Um... said:
I have some questions I’d like answered.

1) He’s getting fat again. Eating his feelings?
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2) What happened to the ring?
3) What happened to the truck?
4) What happened to Ralphamania 2?
5) What about the big return to the Colombian porn compound next month? That still on?
6) What happened with his good buddy Hunter the Teen Porn King? Are we just never mentioning him again? Does ralphy still have an open invitation to come down and party any time or..not?
7) Did he ever get that gonorrhea cleared up?

Can someone please ask these questions? I’m not giving the piggy views or $$, not even $1.
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Most of these questions can be answered in some form or another by xamax, and you didn't bother to ask the time-honored question. Where did the money go? Which, ironically, can also be answered by xanax. Other good questions:

1. Was it even hot outside?
2. Where did Zidan go?
3. Did the puppies get warm in the oven?
4. Why did Nora divorce you?
5. How did you like the taste of those Mexican biker's bananas?
- and a follow-up: Were they creamy and filling?
 
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W@rui said:
Every time he talks about his son, it's the most pathetic thing ever.

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If he doesn’t die from a heart attack/stroke, OD or brain bleed after a drunken fall, the dementia is gonna get him. I can just see him in a care home for homeless alcoholics with dementia, muttering to himself ‘I dun give a fuck…burn in hell HARREH..,muh suuhhnnn lubs me…fuck yew HARREH…..muh suuhhnnn………m-muhh…….sssuuu…zzzzzzzz
 
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W@rui said:
Every time he talks about his son, it's the most pathetic thing ever.

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Xanduh has no choice in the matter. The court will see that Ralph will have his mandatory 12 hour, 2 day visits, once a month (at least whenever he bothers to visit) whether he likes it or not, alogs. He wanted that to be understood WAY MORE than if Xanduh actually wants to see him, lol.

It may just be Ralph being a retard, but it sounds like the court-ordered visitation may have been a topic of debate recently with Faith, which would make sense. The "I didn't intend to air my revenge porn so I'm not in trouble cope" would explain if something happened more recently. Plus God only know how far behind he's on child support ATM. The child support he's only liable for because he wanted to own the alogs.
 
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I want a medical doctor to explain to me the mechanism behind 3 tits and that gross second belly button/front butthole fold below his three tits and above where a belly button belongs

Actually what I want is to have never seen this shit, but that isn’t possible so I just want it to make sense. Plenty of fat people are just fat without being eldritch nightmares
 
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W@rui said:
Every time he talks about his son, it's the most pathetic thing ever.

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"Xander's going to see me whether he wants to or not"

My Pig Monster, if you have to emphasize 6 times how it doesn't matter whether Xander wants to see you or not, I don't think you're that confident in your fatherhood credentials.

Also, the idea of Ethanol Liver Ralph living till Xander is 16 is as laughable as his sobriety arc.
 
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alan thicke said:
I want a medical doctor to explain to me the mechanism behind 3 tits and that gross second belly button/front butthole fold below his three tits and above where a belly button belongs

Actually what I want is to have never seen this shit, but that isn’t possible so I just want it to make sense. Plenty of fat people are just fat without being eldritch nightmares
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There is no earthly explanation for this abomination. It will never be duplicated or explained (or unseen, unfortunately.)
 
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