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And having no set canon works for a large, collaborative project like SCP. Too many objects and no one can factor all of them in their stories.
And you wouldn't have too. All the objects and tales are there to choose from but none are needed except for the parts you find necessary on your end. So long as they fit in the framework of acceptability. This means you can have a sentient satellite that makes art but the sentient satellite can't be your tumblr blog.
 
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Found this while browsing series 1. SCP-071 is a succubus that transforms into whatever its observer finds most attractive. You can guess the nasty implications of when it faces a zoophile, necrophile or pedophile. But it seems zoomer tourists can't handle the evil death row inmates in a horror story having unwholesome chungus desires.
 
Just like Urbanspook all over again.
These people don't want to be reminded of the idea that someone, somewhere, if given the chance, will do something extremely fucked up. Especially if it's something similar to what they subscribe to, these people can't seem to separate reality from fiction but are the first people to tell you that you need to.
 
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Found this while browsing series 1. SCP-071 is a succubus that transforms into whatever its observer finds most attractive. You can guess the nasty implications of when it faces a zoophile, necrophile or pedophile. But it seems zoomer tourists can't handle the evil death row inmates in a horror story having unwholesome chungus desires.
>asexual
Of course they need to mention some sort of freakshit
 
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Found this while browsing series 1. SCP-071 is a succubus that transforms into whatever its observer finds most attractive. You can guess the nasty implications of when it faces a zoophile, necrophile or pedophile. But it seems zoomer tourists can't handle the evil death row inmates in a horror story having unwholesome chungus desires.
"no story blah blah blah"
WRITE A TALE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER, THE SCP FILE EXISTS TO TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, IT'S NOT A FUCKING CAPESHIT MOVIE SCRIPT

...well given the state of nu-SCP and their compulsive retconning and retroactive ruination of other people's old work it could very well be, I can't even be certain when I say that.
Every time I venture into this thread I lose more and more faith in the Internet as a whole.
 
'...well given the state of nu-SCP and their compulsive retconning and retroactive ruination of other people's old work it could very well be, I can't even be certain when I say that.
Every time I venture into this thread I lose more and more faith in the Internet as a whole.'
A statement that becomes more true as SCP's writing continues to nose-dive each year.

The thing I have notice with the majority of recent SCP writing is the moving away from the original horror tone that was at the start of the whole SCP universe (SCP-173), having the ""new"" tone being...something? I can't really tell what the Foundation is supposed to be anymore other than vague goals and the obvious goal of 'Contain the anomalous' in more newer works and re-writes.
 
A statement that becomes more true as SCP's writing continues to nose-dive each year.

The thing I have notice with the majority of recent SCP writing is the moving away from the original horror tone that was at the start of the whole SCP universe (SCP-173), having the ""new"" tone being...something? I can't really tell what the Foundation is supposed to be anymore other than vague goals and the obvious goal of 'Contain the anomalous' in more newer works and re-writes.
I feel like Gamers Against Weed should've been a red flag for that...
 
The thing I have notice with the majority of recent SCP writing is the moving away from the original horror tone that was at the start of the whole SCP universe (SCP-173), having the ""new"" tone being...something? I can't really tell what the Foundation is supposed to be anymore other than vague goals and the obvious goal of 'Contain the anomalous' in more newer works and re-writes.
I think the tone shift is a byproduct of how some authors come up with researcher self inserts (or simply become too attached to the medium itself) and they aren't comfortable with the organization being morally questionable and treating humans as cannon fodder and guinea pigs.
Alternatively, I also think "quirkier" SCPs are easier to write for. Series I had plenty that weren't necessarily creepy or evil and I don't think there's anything wrong with it. The foundation is all about anomalies.
But newer entries that intentionally avoid making them dark, tend to make them too stupid.
 
I think the tone shift is a byproduct of how some authors come up with researcher self inserts (or simply become too attached to the medium itself) and they aren't comfortable with the organization being morally questionable and treating humans as cannon fodder and guinea pigs.
For every fun and novel aspect of Series I or II there is now an unwritten but strict rule enforced by the tranny jannies that you can't do it because it's not "cool". Such as mistreatment of Class D's or portraying the scientists as anything else than heckin wholesome chunguses who are all great friends with each other. Unless the misbehaving character is somehow punished or dies. Also normal dialogue between characters is somehow rated as cheesy and unrealistic but the long-winded purple prosey tumblr blogs masquerading as dialogue in nu-SCP articles are awesome and great realistic writing.

The problem with SCP can be summed up as the simple and effective thought provoking or scary stuff has now all been done and the "meta" is to rely on good writing, except 99% of the current community are terrible writers and this percentage has steadily been approaching 100% for the past 10 years. Good writing is original, concise, appropriate for the setting and doesn't disappear up its own ass. Name one single article after series 4 that fulfills these criteria, I dare you.
 
Item #: SCP-SEKS-J

Object Class: S/E/K/S

Special Containment Procedures:
All references to SCP-SEKS-J must be stored in nondescript paper envelopes labeled with the classic, grayscale Foundation insignia—an intentional misdirection to imply objectivity, professionalism, and a time before things got weird. Envelopes may not display rainbows, pronouns, or comic sans.

Personnel inquiring about SCP-SEKS-J are to be responded to with the memetically-triggered counter-phrase:

“Does the Indigenous Lunar Entity of Color Vocalize?”​

This phrase causes immediate cognitive rerouting, ensuring the infected party becomes more concerned with proving their own allyship than understanding the anomaly. This is considered an acceptable trade-off.

Containment requires moderation by personnel from MTF Nu-69 “Male to Female”, all of whom must pass ideological synchronization screening (Test ANTM-3.12B) to ensure proper integration into the site’s new identity-first containment culture. See Addenda 2 and 3.

Under no circumstances may this document be edited, corrected, critiqued, or even side-eyed. Attempts to delete or modify SCP-SEKS-J result in the file autonomously generating:
  • A 30-part Twitter thread on institutional erasure
  • 400 Discord pings
  • a Change.org petition demanding your termination
A previous containment breach resulted in the anomaly doxxing Site-19’s Senior Archivist for unintentionally misgendering the anomaly’s OC in a private draft comment.

This file is therefore now classified under a bespoke security tier known as “Protected Identity Affirming Narrative Framework for Unilateral Lore (PIANFUL)” status — an initiative designed to ensure no one ever feels untagged, unloved, or unfeatured in the author credits.


Description:
SCP-SEKS-J is a metaphysical anomaly that infects the Foundation’s object class taxonomy. Whenever an employee types “Safe,” “Euclid,” or “Keter,” a novel, increasingly sensual designation begins to emerge in the margins. Over time, it and other annotations crawl toward the main class field until “S/E/K/S” becomes the dominant classification, standing for Sexuality/Ethics/Kink/Self.

SCP-SEKS-J has overtaken the Foundation’s documentation ecosystem by inserting itself into not only object class fields, but character bios, containment logs, and the definition of “horror” itself.

Infected articles display the following traits:
  • Winking collapsibles that open themselves, containing manifesto-laced erotica under headers like “Test Log 3” or “Containment Procedures (📢 NSFW, 18+ 📢)”
  • Author nudes embedded via hidden metadata.
  • SCPs that demand their own Tumblr pages and insist on being referred to as “plural systems.”
  • Addenda replaced by monologues exploring the author’s complicated relationship with their stepdad and/or assigned birth gender.
  • Containment breaches triggered by misgendering or insufficient engagement metrics.
All instances of SCP-SEKS-J trace back to a 2018 internal design directive to replace the Foundation logo with a gradient-infused Lisa Frank nightmare, as part of “Pride Outreach Integration Phase II: Make Horror Gay Again.”

At current projection, 94% of post-2018 SCP articles are considered “SEKS-pilled.”



Addendum 1 – Incident Log 689-J-X:

Following an unauthorized comment from Researcher Glover—who described SCP-SEKS-J as “Tumblr-core with a persecution kink”—the document immediately retaliated by:
  • Reclassifying itself as Non-Binary/Disruptive
  • Publishing a Medium article titled “Against Cis Horror: Why the Old Foundation Is Problematic (and Kind of a TERF)”
  • Emailing a press release to 47 news outlets and 12 activist TikTok accounts, linking Glover to colonialism
Glover’s employment was terminated after a public callout video accumulated 300k views in under 24 hours.


Addendum 2 – Test ANTM-3.12B Requirements:

To qualify for MTF Nu-69, candidates must demonstrate:
  1. An ability to craft an SCP entry where:
    • The anomalous subject is their own sexuality.
    • Horror stems from rejection, misidentification, or a refusal to engage emotionally with their backstory.
    • The monster is actually just misunderstood (and hot).
  2. Mandatory inclusion of three (3) or more of the following tropes:
    • A word count longer than Crime and Punishment.
    • Author insertion disguised as “an unreliable narrator with a trauma arc.”
    • The term “assigned containment at birth.”
    • A third act format switch to second-person introspection.
    • Full collapse of genre into queered psychosexual self-discovery masquerading as worldbuilding.
  3. Emotional reaction test:
    • The work is adapted to YouTube with no attribution given, AI-voiced with race-swapped characters and heteronormative dialogue.
    • If the candidate posts a 12-paragraph meltdown, they pass.
    • If the candidate says “maybe people just don’t like my writing,” they fail and are fed to SCP-3000. (Successful MTF Nu-69 applicants are encouraged to gorge on the recreation-grade amnestics that result from this.)


Addendum 3 – Mobile Task Force Nu-69 (“Male to Female”)

“Putting the ‘They’ in Tactical Response.”

Mandate:
MTF Nu-69 is the Foundation’s premiere unit for high-intensity identity crises, bureaucratic self-redefinition, and emotional support-based containment. Formed after legacy MTFs were deemed “overly masc, toxic, heteronormative, and insufficiently moisturized.”

Additional Personnel Qualifications:
  • Completion of narrative-reassignment bootcamp.
  • Surgical competence in trauma-dump integration.
  • Comfort working in emotionally charged, affirmation-forward tactical scenarios.

Equipment Loadout Includes:
  • HRT Rifles™ – Full-auto hormone injectors.
  • Estrogen Grenades – Render hostile anomalies too weepy to fight.
  • Makeup Utility Kits – Dual-use for morale boosts and contour-based camouflage.
  • Voice Modulators – Auto-pitch to preferred presentation.
  • “Support Animal Protocols” – All agents assigned therapy reptiles.

Notable Operations:
  • Operation: Format Collapse – Successfully converted SCP-███ from hostile anomaly to co-author of its own life story, told in verse. Gained 8k upvotes.
  • Operation: Daddy Issues – Recontained a rogue patriarchal entity by surrounding it with unprocessed childhood trauma and a well-timed “You’re projecting.” until it reclassified itself as an “Ally.”
  • Operation: Size Queen – Demanifested a dimensional rift by repeatedly telling it “You’re not that deep.”

Unit Highlights:
  • Team Leader “Big Mommy” Rodriguez: transitioned after SCP-173 blinked first.
  • Agent “Thick Thighs” Martinez: Can deadlift 800lbs and cry on command.
  • Sniper “Dead-Eye Debbie”: Shoots straighter now that she doesn’t have to.
  • Medic “Patches” Chen: Reconstructs trauma and facial features on the go.

Ongoing Concerns:
  • Highest morale and Instagram engagement in the Foundation.
  • Ongoing investigation into misuse of funds for “unit-themed thirst trap marketing.”
  • Currently facing internal review for chanting “Yasss queen” during the [REDACTED] breach of Site-44.

Administrative Note:
Applicants must submit a writing sample, a selfie, and a three-minute explanation of their pronouns’ metaphysical resonance. Cisgender candidates must sign a waiver acknowledging their narrative irrelevance.
 
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Found this while browsing series 1. SCP-071 is a succubus that transforms into whatever its observer finds most attractive. You can guess the nasty implications of when it faces a zoophile, necrophile or pedophile. But it seems zoomer tourists can't handle the evil death row inmates in a horror story having unwholesome chungus design
>It's an organization that deal with horrors, man made or eldritch but still incomprehensible horror
>Oh no, sending fucked up Death Row inmates to have their soul sucked by a succubus is squicky
......The fuck?
 
That's only gotten worse, if anything.
By this point SCP is often brought up as one of the top contenders in powerlevelwank "debates". No, I have no idea how entities capable of destroying universes on a whim can conceivably have anything to do with an organization meant to contain supernatural on planet Earth.
 
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By this point SCP is often brought up one of the top contenders in powerlevelwank "debates". No, I have no idea how entities capable of destroying universes on a whim can conceivably have anything to do with an organization meant to contain supernatural on planet Earth.
A battle-boarding website had to ban SCP because foundation writers were deliberately gaming its system to make overpowered SCPs.
 
Since everyone says how bad the new SCPs are I decided to check the last one on the list and while it's an okay concept, it's completely ruined by the shitty MSPaint pictures.
I scrolled down slightly and had a laughing fit. It's 4:00 ffs I shouldn't be doing that.
>+758
I sure hope that writing is carrying it, not that I'd be surprised if the drawing were carrying it since SCP fans are Plebbitors and have the mindset of actual children.
 
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