Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
...Oh my fucking god.
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HE HAS HIM ON IGNORE!
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
That logic would work in other cases, but it doesn't in this one.

I'll let you find out why by yourself.
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Let me get this right so there are no misunderstandings.

Claudio is saying it is not okay to have sex with a 1000 year old dragon who looks like a child.

Claudio is saying it is okay to have anal sex with a 50 year old dog.

Is my understanding accurate?
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
...Oh my fucking god.

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At least this confirms you do not read books at all. Thanks!
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Claudio you could have very easily made fun of the fact that I made a spelling mistake in a post about correcting people's English but you weren't smart enough to notice it/think of it so you're making fun of me for not getting a literary reference instead
 
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Gravemind said:
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Using "autistic artistic license" as an excuse for your poor comprehension of the English language is retarded and is really only something a smug retard like yourself would do.
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I have to side with Claudio on this one. "Curiouser and curiouser" is a famous quote from Lewis Carroll, a grown man who had an abnormal attraction towards children. Funny how he will sperg out about someone using a profile picture drawn by someone with a troublesome past but he's okay with quoting a pedophile to defend his positions.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I have to side with Claudio on this one. "Curiouser and curiouser" is a famous quote from Lewis Carroll, a grown man who had an abnormal attraction towards children. Funny how he will sperg out about someone using a profile picture drawn by someone with a troublesome past but he's okay with quoting a pedophile to defend his positions.
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I wonder why Claudio likes Alice in Wonderland. I wonder if it has anything to do with the giant talking cat, an archetype very similar to his favorite final fantasy character and his LEGO fursona
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He has everyone on his ignore list. Every person in this thread. Proven by various screenshots.

Ignoring everyone and then clicking on the messages to read them anyways is Mexican winning.
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I don't get why he goes through the hassle. If he goes out of his way to read and respond to everything, Then why even use the ignore feature in the first place? The only thing I could see making sense is if he doesn't want to deal with notification spam and wanted to respond to things at his own pace, But he pretty much exclusively uses his own thread when he's here anyway. (I've seen him post in the Ruben Sim and Loli defense force threads once and lurk in the Synthetic Man thread for like 10 minutes.)
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
He is thread banned from the RSDS and both Synth threads.
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I saw the synth threadban (lol), but didn't see the Ruben Sim one. Maybe he thinks putting us on ignore will stop the word about his misdeeds spreading on a public forum? It's clearly not working.

Claudio, if you have us ignored because of notifications, you can just turn those off in your preferences.
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I'm sure you probably don't have much bandwidth down there in Mexico, so not having to manually open all of the messages might save you some pesos! you never know.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Let me get this right so there are no misunderstandings.

Claudio is saying it is not okay to have sex with a 1000 year old dragon who looks like a child.

Claudio is saying it is okay to have anal sex with a 50 year old dog.

Is my understanding accurate?
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Watching your retardation is entertaining. Keep talking.


Sperg Spectating said:
He is thread banned from the RSDS and both Synth threads.
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Something something character assasination campaign working for you something something very unsurprising.


Nicholas II of Russia said:
Why do you have him in your ignore list, you fucking pussy?
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It's pretty sad and pathetic that such a trivial thing is bothering you bro.


DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
I wonder why Claudio likes Alice in Wonderland. I wonder if it has anything to do with the giant talking cat, an archetype very similar to his favorite final fantasy character and his LEGO fursona
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Take your meds, brother in Christ.


Gravemind said:
Using "autistic artistic license" as an excuse for your poor comprehension of the English language is retarded and is really only something a smug retard like yourself would do.
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Guns of the Gaytriots said:
Sounds right to me. Claus is a dog and cat rapist.

Claus probably rapes his dog, too.
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It's interesting how I am the "zoophile" here, but you guys have mentioned animal rape more than 20 times. I'm starting to think someone else is the problem here. Heh, after all... you are already suffering from Main Character Syndrome, too.

DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
Be a patriot and use tu lengua materna
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Usa tu lengua materna*
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Something something character assasination campaign working for you something something very unsurprising.
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You don't have much of a character to assassinate homes. You do it yourself!
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
It's pretty sad and pathetic that such a trivial thing is bothering you bro.
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Yeah, could you imagine if some faggot got really nitpicky about shit that didn't matter? Like, imagine if someone were to criticize the spelling and grammar of a post calling them a retard faggot spic nigger. They'd look really gay, huh?
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
It's interesting how I am the "zoophile" here, but you guys have mentioned animal rape more than 20 times. I'm starting to think someone else is the problem here.
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It's 'cause you raped a cat. When you rape a cat, people tend to talk about it.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Heh, after all... you are already suffering from Main Character Syndrome, too.
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What is this anime dialogue? Fufufufu Spergo-san, you have fallen for my trap. All according to keikaku*.
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Usa tu lengua materna*
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Taco burrito to you too, señor.

*Keikaku means Plan.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
It's interesting how I am the "zoophile" here, but you guys have mentioned animal rape more than 20 times. I'm starting to think someone else is the problem here. Heh, after all... you are already suffering from Main Character Syndrome, too.
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Take a shot everyone.


If the drinking game was about every time "claudio wins" we'd all die of alcohol poisoning.

By the way claudio, I want to ask. Do you drink? And if so, is it through the tube?
 
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