Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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It is kind of funny that a lot of people rightfully shitting on Synth for being a sperg are hardcore MATHI parasocials and unironically think Null is their best friend and or father.

That shit is cringe as hell no matter who your edaddy is. Go talk to your real friends/family and stop sending Sam Hyde your disability checks.
I agree that overly glazing and fellating Jersh is cringe, but there's nothing wrong with acknowledging what Null does well. It's a little unreasonable to conflate the cultivation of his audience with the average parasocial e-daddy while neglecting to distinguish his character and composure, especially when resolving conflict. I can't help but find his oppositional defiance disorder at least a little inspiring at times. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't wish I had the balls to tell New Zealand to go fuck themselves, personally.
 
I agree that overly glazing and fellating Jersh is cringe, but there's nothing wrong with acknowledging what Null does well. It's a little unreasonable to conflate the cultivation of his audience with the average parasocial e-daddy while neglecting to distinguish his character and composure, especially when resolving conflict. I can't help but find his oppositional defiance disorder at least a little inspiring at times. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't wish I had the balls to tell New Zealand to go fuck themselves, personally.
Null is a talented guy and his commitment to free speech is admirable, no beef with him personally.

And I'm not a MATHI expert it's entirely possible the parasocial behavior was particularly bad in the three or so episodes I watched. The ones I did see though had a fuck ton of "notice me senpai" and "daddy Null how can I a sensitive young man be as cool as you?"

My point was the parasocials in the MATHI chat were at least as cringe as Synth's parasocials.
 
You know its synthetic men and Josh who just kiss and make up literally the both. getting **** blasted because one made a joke that if you are so obsessed with some one else's thoughts on a subject you might be into that yourself. It's simply just making a badly wooded one dolph protest too much.

Seriously, some people need to stop making threads because they think I fearless leaders honor has been besmirched.

I would never give Josh money to weed super chats on mad at the Internet. I'd rather just give him money to keep the site running so he can keep insulting destiny.'s disgusting looking penis.
 
My point was the parasocials in the MATHI chat were at least as cringe as Synth's parasocials.
First of all it's MATI. Second of all, ALL parasocials are peak cringe no matter who their e-father is. My own internet father is a lazy mick with a shit mic who's dying of a cancer that's almost as lazy as he is. One of the niggas on this site admitted to sending potatoes to his front door, which was kind of funny until he decided to take credit for it. Then everybody called him gay.
 
ALL parasocials are peak cringe
I thought we were friends I see how it is.
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The archive for the Kirsche stream (the one with Synth blaming his misogynist psycho fans and WHOA MAMAing in the chat) is posted here. It has chat too. At some point Kirsche calls people that like futa gay. I can't download it right now to find the exact timestamps, sorry.



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All I'm taking right now is your word, mate. Studies and statistics are often paid for and skewed to grant legitimacy to certain ideas. There's a reason people think the Earth is flat and that fucking viruses don't exist and it's not just because they're retarded.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
Actual intellectuals and high-IQ like-minded people actually despise most "studies" for the fact that such studies are rigged and are constantly jury-reviewed to the point that said study cannot be approached from different sides, removing any chance of criticism. To constantly adhere to studies AND claim it to be true legitimate fact is mid-wit behaviour.
 
Actual intellectuals and high-IQ like-minded people actually despise most "studies" for the fact that such studies are rigged and are constantly jury-reviewed to the point that said study cannot be approached from different sides, removing any chance of criticism. To constantly adhere to studies AND claim it to be true legitimate fact is mid-wit behaviour.
It's like that Uncle Terry quote about how complexity awes idiots or whatever.
 
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You win this round Cody my internet refuses to allow me to watch or download your loli enjoyment and share it with the world.
 
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Ok, someone gotta say this. People keep calling Sissynthetic Man a grifter which couldn't be any further from the truth. Grifter is someone who is in it for money or/and asspats, but do you really wanna tell me that if he got banned from every major platform or the internet itself, he would suddenly shower and get a job? Lol, no! He's always been and always will be a seething game addicted manchild with 4chan centric views of life. He just got lucky that he got some following for basically showing the ugly inside of his life. You know, like certain someone who has an entire forum dedicated to him.
 
He refused to ban lolicons from his audience because they give him money. The rest of what you said is true, but to me that makes him a grifter.
He said he refused to ban them over money. In reality he probably did it because he likes their company as he likes the stuff they enjoy.
 
Ok, someone gotta say this. People keep calling Sissynthetic Man a grifter which couldn't be any further from the truth. Grifter is someone who is in it for money or/and asspats, but do you really wanna tell me that if he got banned from every major platform or the internet itself, he would suddenly shower and get a job? Lol, no! He's always been and always will be a seething game addicted manchild with 4chan centric views of life. He just got lucky that he got some following for basically showing the ugly inside of his life. You know, like certain someone who has an entire forum dedicated to him.

Credit to That Other Dude's Persona
 
He said he refused to ban them over money. In reality he probably did it because he likes their company as he likes the stuff they enjoy.
That always annoyed me about him. I get that Synth needs the money (this is pretty much his job), but Synthcels have always been donating to him way before the lolicons appeared. So what makes the lolicons any different?
 
That always annoyed me about him. I get that Synth needs the money but Synthcels have always been donating to him way before the lolicons appeared. So what makes the lolicons any different?
I guess the 37% matter more than the rest they must either give him lots of money or perhaps he is more invested in loli than he lets on. He plays the porn or sexual games for them even though he says he does not take stream requests.

Synthcels the coomer will always chose his porn over you.
 
I was going to post this in the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread, but I thought that'd be too mean.
What happened Synthetic bros? What was the turning point? Was it really having Kirshce on a podcast? If you were a fan of him what was the main reason you're not anymore?
Multitude of a content drought and acting like a Simp in Kirsche's streams. People in the past said that he let Husky get away with stuff because Husky reminds him of when he first started streaming. When he finally banned him I just took that as a sign that it was over.
 
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It's both bait and a true statement. If I'm 30 and still living like this then its over you can't unloser yourself after a decade of wasting your youth, you will have missed out on so many things that you can only experience in your youth. My teens and childhood were already wasted so I can't fuck up now this is really my last chance, I'm lucky enough to find the blackpill so I can know what kind of situation I'm in and at least try to avoid it.
Well if you have any stones you'll do what Rodger couldn't and only take yourself out.
 
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