Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Exactly. He spent his last cash on yet more totally unneeded "art," and now wants others to pay his bills for him.

It's even worse when you remember that it was on fetish shit too. No one needed a picture of Lou's fap fuel shown being pregnant, not even Lou.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Lou’s advertising himself as a trans amputee way too soon. I know he’s adding it for the grift, but now when he loses his leg from not taking care of himself he’s already used up all the “trans amputee” goodwill.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

For all the trash he doordashes, I never hear him advertise or brag about getting anything from somewhere authentically Pittsburgh.
I guess he interprets Primanti-Brothers as close enough, despite its being a big franchise by this point. Maybe fried shit from Sheetz.

 

[budgetcandle]

I find it odd that Lou doesn't have Lifeline instead of paying for a phone 'bill' he definitely qualifies for it.
.. Or he DOES and the 'bill' is just another scam/grift.

 

[Spoonomancer]

"Yes I got myself some commissions" plural.

Really need this $50.

Comically placed posts, please do this any time Lou posts about commissions if you can Kazuhiro.

Chip Unicorn. Whatever he posted seems to be gone.

Lou guilt-trips Chip some more, and once again teases leaving social media and the fandom.

Chip has been nothing but nice to Lou and this is how he repays Chip? Only Lou would do something like telling Chip to not post something because Lou fears it's about him and threatens to leave the furry fandom even after Chip deletes the post that apparently offended Lou. You know Gneech is looking for reason to rid himself of Lou after Lou posted about wanting to buy a gun after hearing that Inkblitz and Gneech don't like bully redeems on Twitch, Chip is well liked in Gneeches Discord server.

I find it odd that Lou doesn't have Lifeline instead of paying for a phone 'bill' he definitely qualifies for it.
.. Or he DOES and the 'bill' is just another scam/grift.

Always assume that Lou's bill grifts are grifts for pregnant furry pornography unless it is verifiably proven that the Gagliardi family can't afford whatever bill Lou is trying to grift. Lou is known to lie about important bills simply for the sake of buying furry porn or paying for completely optional Gneech Patreon payments every month.

 

[kazuhiro]

Begging update.

Birth certificate.

Hogwarts Legacy.

Doctor Who.

Good cheer.

Won't be asking for help anymore. Just done (and it's all Chip's fault).

And another of his latest commissions.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Spoonomancer]

Won't be asking for help anymore. Just done (and it's all Chip's fault).

You heard it here first, Chip Unicorn. Lou is going to KILL HIMSELF after he loses cell phone access and it's all your fault! Ignore the fact that Lou is always connected to the internet due to his computer and cannot resist telling people they're schizophrenic for voting in the United States. Come on now Chip, you of all people should know that people can tell others they're schizophrenic for voting in the United States and deserve to be killed for it but god forbid you critique a transgender E-Beggar for their bad behavior. Ignore the fact that Lou was just telling you that he needed to see a post you made on Discord because he was having a shitty day just the other day, Chip.

And another of his latest commissions.

This Loumission costed $25 as per a post Coryn made. I forget if the other Loumission has been posted yet, but that one is likely the other $25 Lou was on his hands and knees begging for.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Forsooth it is I, Lady Ash of the Amputation Fetish Hall. I prithee thee my fair comrades to undertake my responsibilities for me as I am Amputated and unable to work!

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou’s advertising himself as a trans amputee way too soon. I know he’s adding it for the grift, but now when he loses his leg from not taking care of himself he’s already used up all the “trans amputee” goodwill.

Lou counts on people not remembering who he is from beg to beg. For example, he's been on the verge of being kicked out of his home for being trans for half a decade and no one calls him on it anymore, because most of the people who are familiar with his grift lost track of him after he left Twitter.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Are we taking bets on this Chip Unicorn person noticing all Lou's emergency begs and the sudden new commissions he's showing off? We know whatever this person said Lou took personally. With how passive-aggressive social media has become I could see them making a comment about people asking for help one minute and then showing off stuff that costs money right after.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Are we taking bets on this Chip Unicorn person noticing all Lou's emergency begs and the sudden new commissions he's showing off? We know whatever this person said Lou took personally. With how passive-aggressive social media has become I could see them making a comment about people asking for help one minute and then showing off stuff that costs money right after.

He'd probably keep track in private to himself since publicly and even on Discord Chip has been nice to everyone. Chip plays DnD and furries who play DnD I've personally come across have been nice and usually hyperfixate on Dungeons and Dragons. To hear that Chip secretly documents Lou with Gneech so Gneech can finally rid himself of the tumor that is Lou since Gneech has likely been tired of Lou for years because there's only so much you let a top tier Patreon member who regularly claims to be disabled and asks for money shit on your carpet until you do something about it would make at least me personally laugh.

 

[Solid Snek]

You heard it here first, Chip Unicorn. Lou is going to KILL HIMSELF after he loses cell phone access and it's all your fault! Ignore the fact that Lou is always connected to the internet due to his computer and cannot resist telling people they're schizophrenic for voting in the United States.

Imagine killing yourself because a persona named "Chip Unicorn" told you to get a job.

(or a cheaper phone plan? per below, I'd assume it was something like that)

Are we taking bets on this Chip Unicorn person noticing all Lou's emergency begs and the sudden new commissions he's showing off? We know whatever this person said Lou took personally. With how passive-aggressive social media has become I could see them making a comment about people asking for help one minute and then showing off stuff that costs money right after.

Lou mentions that whatever Chip did, he did "inadvertently". Lou's not one to let a good crisis go to waste, so I'd guess that this was a case of innocuous support being taken very very poorly (as usual), rather than someone getting fed up with Lou receiving a passive-aggressive guilt trip in return (also as usual).

 

[kazuhiro]

Chip might have said something like "hey, instead of paying $50, Sprint have a good plan for $20 per month," or "you know you can pause Patreon subscriptions when times are tight," or "me personally, I make sure all my bills are paid/funded before I buy disgusting art of my gross fetish, it makes life go a whole lot easier." It was probably just well-intentioned good advice, and we all know Lou reacts very badly to that. Stupid of him to go so hard on someone in his friend group.

Lou's thoughts go out to the Biden family, he knows how scary cancer is...

...so he wishes it on Trump instead.

Reposting a beg.

All his fursonas are dead. The quest begins again.

Latest beg.

 

[Spoonomancer]

All his fursonas are dead. The quest begins again.

Just you wait, we're going to be shocked when Lou releases his next iteration of Ash the big cat fursona that looks the exact same as previous iterations and has the same exact back story as previous versions of his character.

 

[JaneThough]

Just you wait, we're going to be shocked when Lou releases his next iteration of Ash the big cat fursona that looks the exact same as previous iterations and has the same exact back story as previous versions of his character.

Except he needs new tittyart of these TOTALLY new fursonas because the old ones are DEAD so please give me money asap

 

[The Dude]

Louie's latest tard weasel doodle is probably the most accurate to what he actually looks like that he's ever gotten. Look at that fucking gut! I know it's supposed to be pregnant, but my head canon is that it's just fucking obese. However, Louie has never had muscles like that.

 

[Fuggalope]

Except he needs new tittyart of these TOTALLY new fursonas because the old ones are DEAD so please give me money asap

Seems like it's always right after getting some new art he has to start over and make a new retarded titty cat. I wonder what the average time it's between art received and making a "new" fursona?

 

[kazuhiro]

Die Hard.

This is the post Lou replied to. It was obvious which movie it was.

Sesame Street.

The Morning Show.


I guess this is the episode.

Centrists.

Lou was at a townhall meeting with his galpal.


I guess that's Lou's shirt on the lower right, next to the picture-taker.

Edit: It is Lou, he was front and center.


Unprofessional.

 

[Slowbro]

Lou sent a sternly worded letter to the hospital that amputated his toe, got a reply back... and decided to post his entire phone number for the Facebook world to see.

Spoiler: Long image

 

[Botchy Galoop]

As myopic, performative and ill-informed as I find Lou's social and political opinions, credit where credit is due.
Lou is actually putting down his electronic devices, leaving the house, and getting involved in the process. I find this equal parts admirable and horrifying. Good for you, Lou.