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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Maker's Mark said:
Imagine being Ralph's roommate? It's three in the morning and you're trying to sleep so that you can go to work the next day. Suddenly, you're awakened by a hollering ''LET'S HIT THE GOAL!'' and later a drunken tirade filled with ''Nigger'' and ''Faggot'' more times than you can count.
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Yeah but the bonus is when he finally passes out you have at least 10-12 hours of peace and quiet
 
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Punished Larson said:
He would get mugged again
That would be funny I think
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Ralph can barely even muster a holler these days, even the pillstreams are starting to wear thin cause he's not doing enough rage pigging at audio recordings.

Definitely the best thing he can do now would be IRL streams, mostly cause of how off put everyone around looks as soon as they notice the Gunt. It's too bad he's too afraid and bitch made to do it, and also he's so chronically fatigued to walk outdoors.

People would have paid good money if he had streamed his troubles in TJ.
 
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Doesn't he swear up and down he's legally a Mexican citizen? Assuming he isn't just making shit up, wouldn't that throw another spanner in the works trying to move back to the country your daddy gave you?

That's before we get into cost of living and not behaving in such a way that instantly pisses off his roommate and forces him to come up 100% of the rent and bills.
 
Wityh Dr. Duke I wanna a full shittered.
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Even the cheapest place in the United States would be too expensive for him. He's simply too poor for America (and is rapidly becoming too poor for Mexico).
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He couldn’t afford to move to Tijuana three months ago. The $900 he made in superchats has given him delusions of grandeur.

His dreams of moving to SoCal either involves Mommy MaryJane or some absolute retards that think they “could get a place together.” Ralph’s only hope is this involves some retarded rich kid like Ali Jamal. His parents rent him an apartment and he lets Ralph move in because he thinks it will help his “streaming career”.

I’m sure we won’t hear anything more about Ralph moving to SoCal after next week. Just like all of Gunt’s grand ideas. The only reason he moved to Mexico was pure panicked fear of lawsuits and debts.. and cheap Xanax and no credit checks. The only thing that will dislodge him from Mexico will be fear or his threats from his lawyer-landlord to pay up.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
He couldn’t afford to move to Tijuana three months ago. The $900 he made in superchats has given him delusions of grandeur.

His dreams of moving to SoCal either involves Mommy MaryJane or some absolute retards that think they “could get a place together.” Ralph’s only hope is this involves some retarded rich kid like Ali Jamal. His parents rent him an apartment and he lets Ralph move in because he thinks it will help his “streaming career”.

I’m sure we won’t hear anything more about Ralph moving to SoCal after next week. Just like all of Gunt’s grand ideas. The only reason he moved to Mexico was pure panicked fear of lawsuits and debts.. and cheap Xanax and no credit checks. The only thing that will dislodge him from Mexico will be fear or his threats from his lawyer-landlord to pay up.
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If he did get detained in TJ, he only got kicked out of jail cause the guards realized he was going to die after they saw him tweeking and sweating on the floor, and they would have to deal with the hassle of a dead gringo on their hands, so they just turned him loose hoping he would die somewhere else and gave him a warning hoping he would stay away long enough to leave their jurisdiction.

This was, however, a life or death situation for Gunt, he scared and now he probably thinks the mexican police is after him, it might be a reason why he kept his head down and is now potting to move back to America, the only place that is geared towards keeping his endemic amerimutt kind alive for as long as possible.

Suffah taxpayers!
 
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Telemeter said:
Suffah taxpayers!
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At least Juju would have to suffer too. We saw how Ralph was constantly pinging a woman that was ghosting him. I can only imagine how many pages of unresponded "hey", "what's up", and "wanna go do something" he's already barraged Juju with. He'll only ramp up his Juju reconciliation efforts if he's residing within striking distance.
 
Anyway guys- look at his arm.
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These are screenshots from his pillstream last night.
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Look at his fucking arm. Those wrinkled loose flesh flaps hanging down.. These are the arms of an 80-year-old man. This guy is aging at warp speed. He’s literally disintegrating right in front of our eyes. Those white trash shit genes are no joke. Whew.
 
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