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The universe has a chance to do the funniest thing ever and have Ralph move in with Andy Dick.
Dear God, pls pls pls pls pls make this happen.
Ralph living in California...thats just hilarious. If he thinks public transport is bad in Mexico just wait for California
It'd make WAYYYY more sense to live in Tijuana. The cost of living is so much less and he wouldn't have to drive back every other day for a xanny refill. I suspect Ralph is thinking along the lines of "if I don't have easy access to Xanax, I won't do
gonzo journalism every single day."
Face it Ralph, you are a slave to your vices. Always have been. Always will be. You don't have a vehicle and probably don't have a license. Even when you you had both, you were busy looking at your phone and getting into car accidents. Do you really envision having to drive to Tijuana multiple times a week, much less anywhere else, regularly? Car payment? Insurance? Gas? How about all those things that inherently come with moving anywhere where everything isn't within walking distance?
Moving to SoCal instead of Tijuana to own the alogs will only enhance your misery. And you already tried baiting your loyal fans into splitting a house in Tijuana, with 0 traction. His only hope is someone already having a house in SoCal and then willingly accepting everything Ralph moving in entails. Including frequent car rides.
Also, I wonder if a car dealership could even get him approved for a loan after he defaulted on the Red Nissan truck. I doubt the dealership could even repo it either, is that just considered theft at that point?
WDYM. The Ralphamale still has possession of the truck!!! He just doesn't wanna show the alogs, like papaw's ring!! He'll show you literally everything else in his life that no one cares about, but taking pictures that would objectively own the alogs is not the Ralphamale way.
Their "renters protections" are very, very lenient and very much in favour of the person occupying the rental, so I could see him moving in someplace and just not paying rent after a few months and turning it into a huge legal fiasco with the landlord trying to evict him.
Landlords are pretty apprehensive about new tenants for the same reason. They don't want to risk providing the opportunity for someone to play "nana nana boo boo, you can't evict me" game, and that's exactly who Ralph will look like on any surface-level financial history or background check. God forbid they do a jewgle search.
His only hope is kinda what you said. A landlord who wants to keep everything off the books and be okay with a high-risk renter. Even then, it's hard to believe anyone would accept the risk unless they're already familiar with solutions for the kind of problems a tenant ike Ralph entails. Aka some good old fashioned street justice. I'd say it's way more likely he's got a potential paypig in mind he plans to mooch off of, which is something he should have done as soon as the horse left the stable. If not earlier.
