Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

  • < 1WK

    Votes: 310 20.9%
  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 434 29.2%
  • < 6WK

    Votes: 216 14.5%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 525 35.4%

  • Total voters
    1,485
THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN

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Someone in chat pondered if that pussy nice, or the experience with that pussy nice. Austin bestows upon us his wisdom.

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God I love this man. The animated bewilderment as he repeats the question, before launching into an explanation that of course the experience of the pussy is nice, but then the honest contemplation as he muses that the pussy can be mean, though, before it's all wiped away with a laugh and a good ol" DTPN. The ancient philosophers have nothing on Bossman.

I hope he wears the DTPN shirt to his PO meeting.
 
What is the over/under on Bossman's possible prison sentence?

over 11,5 months
under 11,5 months
no prison time

Surely the odds would be in favor of a lighter sentence had he not blown away the $300k as he could've paid for good lawyers.
I'm voting "LOLCows of History", but I doubt that'll happen.
 
Austin's gonna walk into that office and see an honest to god, in the flesh, rat midget hybrid named Cecil locked up in wrist and ankle cuffs. The authorities have realized none of this would have happened without the machinations of Cecil and they just want to give him the polite opportunity to apologize to the Boss before they send him to the incinerator. Then then they will decide that rigging is outlawed in Virginia, and that pussy being nice will be enforceable by code. Boss gets the key to the city and is allowed to triple chuck the town's budget.
 
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