I'm going to sound like a fucking boomer. He needs to invest his Youtube money NOW. Like now now. Put that shit on the S&P 500, go for the safe shit, no meme stocks, and he will be very fucking rich in about a decade if he plays his cards right. The lack of foresight astounds me. Swimming in cash, yet stuck at his mother's house, and he isn't even doing anything WITH the cash!
Do you even think he knows what a S&P 500 is? Nah, he's gonna spend all his money on vidya, toys and mcdonalds just like Chris Chan. He's not even going to spend it on cool shit like prostitutes, drugs or alcohol like the rage pig, let alone trying to invest any of it.
He's 29 going on 30, i expect him to have a basic financial knowledge of stocks. Niggers know what stocks are. He should be investing heavily and making his income off that.
Everytime I am not motivated to clean I just put on one of his videos.
If he had any basic knowledge of stocks, he wouldn't play vidya games for 18 hours a day as a "job". Maybe if his board of choice was /biz/, but it's clear for him it's /v/ and /pol/, and a lot of r9k.
Good stuff. I would add the recent MATI bit where Null says that Coby should be sacrificed to the corn, and explain what that means to the uninitiated, but otherwise it's a good way to wrap up the OP so far.
If he was smart he would play games as he is now, scoop up as much cash as he can, then get some bond portfolios so when the money dries up, he is covered for life. It isn't hard with his kind of cash flow. Just requires some forethought.
This segment that I quoted isn't actually true. You can say "Woah Mama" in chat, however, you can't call kirsche fat or mock her in chat. I'm not 100% sure if this is true, but you can confirm it yourself by typing "Kirsche is FAT" in his chatroom when be streams next time.
If he had any forethought he wouldn't have sperged out on stream and this thread wouldn't be made. You're expecting way too much from this manchild.
Dude, Synth is nothing if not lazy as fuck, so he will absolutely not do anything like investing. I have personally told him that he would be better off going to the Philippines or something and living like a king (and maybe meeting a decent chick), but he refuses to do anything that will improve his life, or do anything to prep for the inevitable death of his channel. If I earned high 5 figures dicking around in video games, reacting to videos, yelling at my audience, and pushing out one half assed video a month, if that, then I could absolutely make my life one of comfort, luxury, and fulfilment by doing something similar.
We got... Grift Wars! Not what I was expecting. This might affect certain plans in the works.
It's not like there was much hope for Null reaching (at least) neutral terms with Simpcels after that one guy accused him of running a sex-trafficking ring in the Philippines (something like that, don't remember the exact words) a couple days back. Where the fuck did that accusation even come from?
