Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Synth depresses me. He has everything going for him financially, but his retarded anti-social brain hinders him from progressing in life. He just streams on youtube all day while bitter and depressed.

Synth apparently doesn't talk to people very often, besides his family. Very lonely.
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Synth worries about becoming a NEET.
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Lashing out at advice.
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>Why do all these normies give me advice after I've revealed my entire life story on youtube!!!
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I'm going to sound like a fucking boomer. He needs to invest his Youtube money NOW. Like now now. Put that shit on the S&P 500, go for the safe shit, no meme stocks, and he will be very fucking rich in about a decade if he plays his cards right. The lack of foresight astounds me. Swimming in cash, yet stuck at his mother's house, and he isn't even doing anything WITH the cash!
 
I'm going to sound like a fucking boomer. He needs to invest his Youtube money NOW. Like now now. Put that shit on the S&P 500, go for the safe shit, no meme stocks, and he will be very fucking rich in about a decade if he plays his cards right. The lack of foresight astounds me. Swimming in cash, yet stuck at his mother's house, and he isn't even doing anything WITH the cash!
Do you even think he knows what a S&P 500 is? Nah, he's gonna spend all his money on vidya, toys and mcdonalds just like Chris Chan. He's not even going to spend it on cool shit like prostitutes, drugs or alcohol like the rage pig, let alone trying to invest any of it.
 
Do you even think he knows what a S&P 500 is? Nah, he's gonna spend all his money on vidya, toys and mcdonalds just like Chris Chan. He's not even going to spend it on cool shit like prostitutes, drugs or alcohol like the rage pig, let alone trying to invest any of it.
He's 29 going on 30, i expect him to have a basic financial knowledge of stocks. Niggers know what stocks are. He should be investing heavily and making his income off that.
 
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Synthcel asking Cody of all people for relationship advice.

Synth dehumanizes his chat






Don't tell my Oshi even though I streamed myself talking shit


Cody does not simp


Cody, Cody your Oshi is not happy


Spaghetti all over the stream now that your Oshi gone


Crying about how he burns every bridge



After that the rest seems to be him dooming about how he's an idiot and is too "honest".
 
He's 29 going on 30, i expect him to have a basic financial knowledge of stocks. Niggers know what stocks are. He should be investing heavily and making his income off that.
If he had any basic knowledge of stocks, he wouldn't play vidya games for 18 hours a day as a "job". Maybe if his board of choice was /biz/, but it's clear for him it's /v/ and /pol/, and a lot of r9k.
 
There's another question that I'm not going to delve into but let's just say some people like to make young girl pawns
and I have no idea if it is going to be possible in here, but I'm not going to elaborate further on that, I do not typically do that myself

What an interesting statement by synth about the at the time dragon dogma's upcoming sequel character creation.

 
If he had any basic knowledge of stocks, he wouldn't play vidya games for 18 hours a day as a "job". Maybe if his board of choice was /biz/, but it's clear for him it's /v/ and /pol/, and a lot of r9k.
If he was smart he would play games as he is now, scoop up as much cash as he can, then get some bond portfolios so when the money dries up, he is covered for life. It isn't hard with his kind of cash flow. Just requires some forethought.
 

You don't typically make little girl characters Cody, so you do make little girl character sometimes is what you are saying is that why you also said it sucks that you cannot make little girl characters in dragon dogma 2 Cody?

If we take into account that you are also a Traptrix fan than I think we can begin to make a fair argument that you are indeed a lolicon Cody.
 
But is okay with banning long time viewers for the crime of posting "WOAH MAMA" in his chat
This segment that I quoted isn't actually true. You can say "Woah Mama" in chat, however, you can't call kirsche fat or mock her in chat. I'm not 100% sure if this is true, but you can confirm it yourself by typing "Kirsche is FAT" in his chatroom when be streams next time.
 
If he was smart he would play games as he is now, scoop up as much cash as he can, then get some bond portfolios so when the money dries up, he is covered for life. It isn't hard with his kind of cash flow. Just requires some forethought.
If he had any forethought he wouldn't have sperged out on stream and this thread wouldn't be made. You're expecting way too much from this manchild.
I think Null is spot on when he said he is the next sacrifice for the corn, when you get down to it he is very similar to the nameless mexican ragepig, and that includes his lack of any financial foresight or ability to make money, aside from firing up a camera everyday and hoping your paypigs will let you eat today(well, Coby has that covered since he still lives with his mom, but so did piggy until Sandra croaked).
 
Congrats! The thread is public.
And Its official; Null hates Synth-cels.
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I'm going to sound like a fucking boomer. He needs to invest his Youtube money NOW. Like now now. Put that shit on the S&P 500, go for the safe shit, no meme stocks, and he will be very fucking rich in about a decade if he plays his cards right. The lack of foresight astounds me. Swimming in cash, yet stuck at his mother's house, and he isn't even doing anything WITH the cash!
Dude, Synth is nothing if not lazy as fuck, so he will absolutely not do anything like investing. I have personally told him that he would be better off going to the Philippines or something and living like a king (and maybe meeting a decent chick), but he refuses to do anything that will improve his life, or do anything to prep for the inevitable death of his channel. If I earned high 5 figures dicking around in video games, reacting to videos, yelling at my audience, and pushing out one half assed video a month, if that, then I could absolutely make my life one of comfort, luxury, and fulfilment by doing something similar.

I think he is convinced that he will always be able to suckle off of his mommy in perpetuity if the Youtube thing doesn't work out, or he thinks he will actually be brave enough to an hero even though he openly admitted he only didn't kill himself because there wasn't a gun in the house. I tolerated him being a loser when I thought he was at least an honest loser, but at this point I can't blame people for just hating on him when he's also a hypocrite and a liar on top of being 180 pounds of nutless white meat.
 
It's not like there was much hope for Null reaching (at least) neutral terms with Simpcels after that one guy accused him of running a sex-trafficking ring in the Philippines (something like that, don't remember the exact words) a couple days back. Where the fuck did that accusation even come from?
 
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