Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Dude, Synth is nothing if not lazy as fuck, so he will absolutely not do anything like investing. I have personally told him that he would be better off going to the Philippines or something and living like a king (and maybe meeting a decent chick), but he refuses to do anything that will improve his life, or do anything to prep for the inevitable death of his channel. If I earned high 5 figures dicking around in video games, reacting to videos, yelling at my audience, and pushing out one half assed video a month, if that, then I could absolutely make my life one of comfort, luxury, and fulfilment by doing something similar.

I think he is convinced that he will always be able to suckle off of his mommy in perpetuity if the Youtube thing doesn't work out, or he thinks he will actually be brave enough to an hero even though he openly admitted he only didn't kill himself because there wasn't a gun in the house. I tolerated him being a loser when I thought he was at least an honest loser, but at this point I can't blame people for just hating on him when he's also a hypocrite and a liar on top of being 180 pounds of nutless white meat.
I'm asking him to open a Etrade account and think about his future for when mama Synth dies. Which will be sooner than later, let's be real. This is not hard. There is laziness, then there is negligence. He doesn't need to move to the Philippines bro. Proper investment, and he can live like a king in America.
 
Synthcels are way more funnier than Synth. He's just boring for a 'cow.
Egad: 40 year old boomer who ballwashes Synth like no other, loves using big philosophical and religious words to hide his low IQ, rags on the parasocials but is arguably the most parasocial of all, ditched his whole family except for the sister getting blacked, somehow still working two jobs to make ends meet despite his advanced age, Digimon autist whose recap videos and fanfic went nowhere.

Saar Sense: jeet who claims he can't get a game dev job because of DEI (partially true), but more likely because he's a H1B with a shit CV no one wants to sponsor in a dying industry, furry in denial, constantly has to assert the difference between North and South Indian as if that makes a difference.

Others like Kane and Latina I have no issues with at all, Kane I actually like and respect quite a bit considering he got his KCD2 review out much faster than Synth did despite working a 9-5 and it was so much more concise and straight to the point than Synth's 4 hour self indulgence.

Only feel Egad and Game Sense worth highlighting, let me know if I missed anyone/anything else.

Also recent clip from Egad stream where he somehow doesn't know what the GFC is:
 
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And Its official; Null hates Synth-cels.
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That must have been why my only comment in there in regards to one of the slapfights that were happening in there was nuked, but here's hoping that there won't be any slapfight spillover from the appreciation thread from here, especially since it'll be more of an annoyance for Dear Feeder to deal with.
 
couldn't agree more with the placement, he is nothing more than "baste" vaush with all that implies
 
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He's such a clown that I don't get how his fans just keep ignoring it. Maybe this is what happens when you cultivate an audience of midwits. I have argued with a couple of them, they don't seem all that bright. I am a fan of Metokur but I can admit that the anime dungeon is cringe.
 
He's such a clown that I don't get how his fans just keep ignoring it. Maybe this is what happens when you cultivate an audience of midwits. I have argued with a couple of them, they don't seem all that bright. I am a fan of Metokur but I can admit that the anime dungeon is cringe.
Because they are somehow more pathetic than Synth. Synth at least fucked a (black) woman. Can any of his audience say the same? He may be a loser, but he's the king of the losers.
 
a good time to remind everyone, if you don't want to end up like our boy Coby here all you have to do is
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all of this could've been avoided by just putting the based gaming takes in the bag.
 
So glad there's a h8ter thread on this retard, and that it's popping off. Gonna be a lot to cover in the coming months, that's for sure. I've been dreaming of this thread existing since way back when Synth revealed he's a futafag degenerate. Cheers bros, happy content farming!
 
Synth made his Doom review:


I love how he starts it off by completely bashing the foundation of the Doom games, and then calls Doom Eternal "one of his favorite games" of that year. Complete fucking joke.
A "grift" as some might call it.

 
I'm always very cautious around content creators where the only thing the fans can really say about them is that they are 'based'. 9 times out of 10, it means their content is mostly them just spouting the same shitty opinions they heard on /pol/ and no real substance beyond that.
The Internet is flooded with right-wing dogshit content, but people still flock to this crap because it's 'based', it's literally just one step above those shitty AI pro-Trump channels that the jeets churn out.
 
What else were you expecting?
I think the only other subforum that this thread could've been relocated to is Internet Famous, but honestly, I think Grift Wars is more fitting for Simpthetic "Man".
 
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