Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Gravemind]

I think he just doesn’t comprehend. I’ll ask my question in Spanish (thanks google)

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda ¿Tendrías sexo sólo con gatos o también con perros?

He doesn't seem to do a good job understanding Spanish either.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

After reading the OP I am actually impressed Claudio. You managed to be even lower on the totem pole of life than Cody that is really something else. Think i'll stick around a bit longer since you wanted me here so bad.

 

[Tablet County]

Thanks for telling me it bothers you.

It doesn't bother me it just makes you look gay. But you seem to be okay with that so go off queen. Yaaassss slay and all that.

By the way, Claudio*

Like clockwork! Thanks for proving my point.
You think he'll ever figure out that we're doing it on purpose?

Again, you have no evidence of it. You are just making it up.

I put the conditions here, bitch.

Do you feel in charge?

Can women rape men? Yes or No answers only.

If I say "no" will you sperg out hilariously?

Logical Fallacy committed by @Sperg Spectating: Circular reasoning (Latin: circulus in probando, "circle in proving"; also known as circular logic) is a logical fallacy in which the reasoner begins with what they are trying to end with.

Also, implied Not True Scottman's Fallacy: The attempt to defend a generalization by denying the validity of any counterexamples given. (Because the retard lolicon implied you can't hate a demonic ideology if you aren't white or heterosexual. At least @Sperg Spectating is showing showcasing lolicon behavior themselves, and that is lacking self awareness)

Logical Fallacy committed by @Xev: Strawman Fallacy. The distortion of someone else's argument to make it easier to attack or refute. Instead of addressing the actual argument of the opponent, one may present a somewhat similar but not equal argument.

Logical fallacy committed by @Claudio Hernández Castañeda: Argument from Fallacy, a logical fallacy in which one analyzes a statement and infers that its conclusion is false because it contains a fallacy.
Oh Claudio, Claudio, Claudio. Your bants are so weak and you have so litte aura you're now resorting to pointing out logical fallacies?
This is a circus and you're the sole attraction. We aren't debatebroing you, we're bullying you. We tell you to dance and you keep shuckin' and jivin' for our entertainment. You don't realize it?
Ayiyiyi, hermanito...

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Most real life (animal) mammals need less than 4 years to be ready, guys.

Ready for what? This is such a weird, off the wall comment to bring up. Are you sure you aren't a zoosadist? What an odd detail to be so hung up on dude.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

"Most real life (animal) mammals need less than 4 years to be ready, guys."

What an odd thing to say if we take into account your fursona a lion and we know lions reach adulthood roughly around 3 years than yes an adult lion would be ready for adulthood in under four years, but ready for what Claudio?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Also, the fucking thread went from discussing the sexual development of animals to fucking Tariq Nasheed.
The fuck?

Still catching up from where I was. But damn, Claudio is one hell of a Internet Tough Guy. Half expect him to say he has a 50 cal Desert Eagle and you PUSSIES should be real scared. This guy is too tough for a guy that sounds like Darth Vader with the breathing tube lmao

To be honest, I'm surprised he didn't larp as a member of a cartel. Problem, is we all know they would have iced him already.

Logical Fallacy committed by @Sperg Spectating: Circular reasoning (Latin: circulus in probando, "circle in proving"; also known as circular logic) is a logical fallacy in which the reasoner begins with what they are trying to end with.

I mean, an argument being fallacious doesn't necessarily mean there isn't some truthfulness to it. Plus, you aren't doing the anti-woke crowd any favors when you're a walking. talking, living case for eugenics. Hell, just pick up a mirror, but just don't break it with the shit sticking out your throat and cut yourself.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The more I read your retardation, the more I am reminded of one occasion both Synthetic Man and Griffin Gaming were absolute retards with me:

The more I read Claudio's responses the more I am reminded of all the other times he embarrassed himself by being a retard on the Internet.

Lil bro got kicked out of the furry community for being too annoying and insufferable. That's a rare accomplishment.

Since Claudio won't answer the cat/dog question; yes, Claudio will rape dogs as well as cats. Evidence is his cub porn with semen leaking out of his own puppy's ass.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Since I'm bored I've decided to write a small KiwiFarms fanfiction, featuring @Sperg Spectating and @Claudio Hernández Castañeda . I call it... "Winning". It is a disturbing read, so I shall put it on a spoiler.

Spoiler: :^)

As Sperg Spectating fell defeated on the dirt... Never would he think that he would incur the wrath of the most powerful kind of mexicam: A winner... By making the thread in the stalker child forum of KiwiFarms, he had settled his fate. An inevitability, for his opponent is not a loser. He is in fact... A winner.

A shadow of his opponent cast upon him. It is none other than Claudio. His lion mane fluttering in the wind, while his neck tube filters in the air and lightly honks like a clown car's horn being lightly touched. At that moment... Claudio leans towards Sperg, and says -

Winning feels... so lonely...

"What?" Sperg asks, confused. Yet claudio continued, amidst his confusion and horror.

I haven't felt the touch of another man, or even a woman, in years... I could make you my girlfriend... Put some lipstick on ya'... get you a nice pair of catgirl ears... make you tuck most of the time... and only untuck on special occasions... Prolapse your butthole... call you my lil' kitten...

"HEEELP! HEEEEEEEEELP!" Cried Sperg... not knowing what he had brought upon himself.

No no, you're right... it wouldn't work... it'd be like the time I took estrogen pills to start lactating... Wanted to get my hands on some kids dressed as dogs and... give 'em a lil' milk moustache you know... A mother's touch...

Because of his defeated state... he could not fight back against such a winner. Claudio's power was that of earth's pinnacle. He has never lost a single fight... only won them all, every time, and he never got tired of winning, not once. So, all Sperg could do in such a sorry, lolicon state... was listen.

Sometimes... I pretend I'm a 14 year old girl in Roblox chatrooms.

"KILL MEEEEEE!" Begged sperg. His "lolicon" mind unable to process the amount of WINNING he's witnessing...

I can only climax to the equivalent of a child in a dog's body from Final Fantasy or Bowser Jr... Nothin' else will do... I'm a literal brainrot baby... toootal goblin mode....

Sperg could not handle this anymore. His mind is not of a winner, is one of a loser. For Claudio's continuous victory was too much for him to understand, having him ask -- "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" -- Yet, Claudio cuts him off mid sentence.

Shhhhhhhhhhshshshshhhhhhhhhh...

I'm gonna tell you the real dirty secrets now.

"THEY HAVEN'T BEEN DIRTY YET?!" Quickly interjected Sperg... For Claudio's victory was not ending, it was yet starting. Now running at full throttle.

Shshshshhhh... I try out women's panties at JC Penny's... I take a lil' piss in em... Then I put em back on the rack to dry...

It is at this point that Sperg realized... This would not stop. The more Claudio spoke of his secrets, the more he won. He could not stand such victorious demeanor. "JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY"

I donate all of my mother's pension funds to Synthetic Man's streams... Sometimes I like to take her credit card outta her purse... Give him her card info through superchats so he can buy all the games he wants... I don't pay back a single penny...

"Jesus christ you MONSTER!" Screamed Sperg... Lacking the comprehension on the fact that not even Claudio's mother can win against such a champion.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN WIPING... I just let it... crust over like a scab. Peel it off in one go... releasing all the poo dandruff in my underwear... Gave myself the name head n' shoulders...

"JANNIEEEEEEES! HEEEEEEEEELP! JANNIEEEEEEEEEEESSS HELP PLEASE GOD!" Pleaded Sperg as he spammed the report button, but it was no use. Not even the jannies, nor dear feeder... can stop such a winner.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Fucking seriously Claudio? You even DM this guy?! What do I have to fucking do to get a deranged DM from you? I can pretend to be your friend if you want. FML.

Here's how: Grab a knife, hold it inwards with both hands. Aim it to your neck, and then push yourself as hard as you can against the blade.

There.

I think he just doesn’t comprehend. I’ll ask my question in Spanish (thanks google)

Ad hominem

Do you even comprehend the questions you're being asked, or do you just kind of twist all the words you read around into something else entirely within your head?

What about you castrate yourself first? Maybe then I'll answer your questions. Believe me, I know you are a man by how you type.

This nigga keeps going onto random parts of the site and dragging people to his thread—

It's preferable being seen as a retard by the likes of your team, than being a lolicon like you.

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This retard messaged me because I was clipping stuff by request of his E-Daddy's former fans. If he looked at my post history he'd know that I never watched or cared about Synth till he started shit with Null.

Too bad. Now take the information like a good boy and leave.

Besides, buck breaking being used universally as a slave breaking tactic is still woke propaganda.

I know, right? Have you seen the woke retard who wrote Synth's "non appreciative" thread? LOL, LMAO EVEN.

After reading the OP I am actually impressed Claudio. You managed to be even lower on the totem pole of life than Cody that is really something else. Think i'll stick around a bit longer since you wanted me here so bad.

Correction: After you read outdated information. The lolicon @Sperg Spectating does not want to add my clarifications (Because they are both lazy and know it's not convenient).

Your bants are so weak and you have so litte aura you're now resorting to pointing out logical fallacies?

Your banter is so weak*

What an odd thing to say if we take into account your fursona a lion and we know lions reach adulthood roughly around 3 years than yes an adult lion would be ready for adulthood in under four years, but ready for what Claudio?

Well, either you are a fucking retard, or you are the biggest example of horseshoe theory in regards of both political spectrums. Wanna know why? Because both extreme sides just happen to be unable to discern fiction and reality.

Nope, it's not an odd thing. It's called biology, something your american senators seem to be unable to recite, since they don't want to define what a woman is without being "certified" enough.

I always knew that puritans were all over the place, even on both sides of the political spectrum. Your moralfagging has never been amusing to me, because of this. You have no guts to actually show hatred towards my person.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Your moralfagging

Moralfagging, such as "fucking little kids and little animals is bad, actually" Good one, Claudio.

Since I'm bored I've decided to write a small KiwiFarms fanfiction, featuring @Sperg Spectating and @Claudio Hernández Castañeda . I call it... "Winning". It is a disturbing read, so I shall put it on a spoiler.

Please, kill yourself.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Well, either you are a fucking retard, or you are the biggest example of horseshoe theory in regards of both political spectrums. Wanna know why? Because both extreme sides just happen to be unable to discern fiction and reality.

Nope, it's not an odd thing. It's called biology, something your american senators seem to be unable to recite, since they don't want to define what a woman is without being "certified" enough.

I always knew that puritans were all over the place, even on both sides of the political spectrum. Your moralfagging has never been amusing to me, because of this. You have no guts to actually show hatred towards my person.

If moralfagging constitutes not liking porn of child characters then I am the biggest moralfag on this website.

Please, kill yourself.

Love you too.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Since I'm bored I've decided to write a small KiwiFarms fanfiction, featuring @Sperg Spectating and @Claudio Hernández Castañeda . I call it... "Winning". It is a disturbing read, so I shall put it on a spoiler.

I say this in the nicest way possible. Please consider suicide.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The more I read Claudio's responses the more I am reminded of all the other times he embarrassed himself by being a retard on the Internet.

Lil bro got kicked out of the furry community for being too annoying and insufferable. That's a rare accomplishment.

Since Claudio won't answer the cat/dog question; yes, Claudio will rape dogs as well as cats. Evidence is his cub porn with semen leaking out of his own puppy's ass.

Interesting. None of the things you said there made any slightest inch of sense.

1. I wasn't kicked out, moralfag. I left because furries also have people like you, moralfagging hypocrites.

2. We already went through the Worriz shit. Stop acting like I didn't clarify enough.

3. Accusing someone of raping an animal without evidence makes you look like a retard

Moralfagging, such as "fucking little kids and little animals is bad, actually" Good one, Claudio.

No, your hypocritical moralfagging while being a lolicon yourself is the problem.

Please, kill yourself.

Please, kill yourselves, both of you. I know it will inevitably happen since I just know you are atheist.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I say this in the nicest way possible. Please consider suicide.

I am massively disappointed neither of you recognized it's just a meatcanyon video word for word. Now go back to laughing at claudio, you stupid retards.

No, your hypocritical moralfagging while being a lolicon yourself.

Can you clarify how I am a lolicon? Or is having a Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome pfp an indication of being a pedophile now?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Here's how: Grab a knife, hold it inwards with both hands. Aim it to your neck, and then push yourself as hard as you can against the blade.

There.

Ok done. Now what Claudio? When can I expect my DM?

 

[Tablet County]

Your banter is so weak*

Actually it's a slang term so it's gramatically correct. Sorry you don't understand linguistics, bud.

Well, either you are a fucking retard, or you are the biggest example of horseshoe theory in regards of both political spectrums. Wanna know why? Because both extreme sides just happen to be unable to discern fiction and reality.

That raped cat wasn't fiction, Claudio, nor is the AIDS you caught from raping and killing it.

You have no guts to actually show hatred towards my person.

I can only assume this is ESL gobbledygook or early-onset dementia because literally everyone has been STUNNING and BRAVE enough to call you a tremendous faggot ITT.

 

[Blazeuser56]

I mean, his fursona was a lion...*

Once a furry always a furry, once a cat rapist always a cat rapist.

I was bored.

So instead of doing something productive you decided to spend your time "arguing" with a bunch of retards on an autistic forum?

The more I read your retardation, the more I am reminded of one occasion both Synthetic Man and Griffin Gaming were absolute retards with me:

Be Griffin Goyming:
— Be known for being condescending and hating woke
— Talk about le woke one day in stream
— Le Mexican gaymer Claudio tells you about how making black characters gay for woke points is buckbreaking.
— Be a retard and be confused about what buckbroken is
— Mexican gaymer Claudio explains what buckbroken is and why black men use it
— Immediatelly accuse Le Mexican chad of watching porn, and to stop doing it.

Be Synthethic Ma'am:
— Be known for hating woke
— Talk about how you hate pandering
— Le mexican chudddyyy Claudio tells you an example of it and that he hates it.
— Because of lack of clarity, sperg against Claudio
— Claudio says he was talking about the whole Pico is BF's ex fiasco and how Newgrounds is promoting FNF
— Sperg again and call Claudio a retard schizo
— Somehow that isn't woke pandering

Both of their reactions make sense if you know nothing about each topic, if you ask me.

Nobody asked, faggot.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claudio, how did you get the neck tube, by the way?

Here's how: Grab a knife, hold it inwards with both hands. Aim it to your neck, and then push yourself as hard as you can against the blade.

Oh. Sorry you failed.

Interesting. None of the things you said there made any slightest inch of sense.

1. I wasn't kicked out, moralfag. I left because furries also have people like you, moralfagging hypocrites.

2. We already went through the Worriz shit. Stop acting like I didn't clarify enough.

3. Accusing someone of raping an animal without evidence makes you look like a retard

I apologize. I interpreted the messages you shared where the members of the furry community repeatedly told you to leave meant you were kicked out. I forgot that in Mexican being told "Not Welcome" is seen as an open invitation to stay.

Accusing you of being an animal rapist might make me look retarded but telling stories about wanting to fuck animals makes you look like an animal rapist.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

If moralfagging constitutes not liking porn of child characters then I am the biggest moralfag on this website.

I repeat: Being a moralfagging troll while being an absolute degenerate hypocrite yourself. By the way, retard, the lolicon part was for @Sperg Spectating. Learn to read, or just rip your eyes out already.

Ok done. Now what Claudio? When can I expect my DM?

Nope, if you had done it you wouldn't be posting, because you would be dead.

That raped cat wasn't fiction, Claudio, nor is the AIDS you caught from raping and killing it.

That makes no sense. Hilarious.

Actually it's a slang term so it's gramatically correct. Sorry you don't understand linguistics, bud.

Actually, it's*

Once a furry always a furry, once a cat rapist always a cat rapist.

Talking in absolutes like this is only done by far lefties or right wingers. Tell me, which one of the two are you? Either option will still prove my point.

So instead of doing something productive you decided to spend your time "arguing" with a bunch of retards on an autistic forum?

> Something productive.

> It was past 6pm by then

Mfw

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

That makes no sense. Hilarious.

Why not? You've never provided proof to the contrary.