Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Eyesore City said:
What the fuck is this gambling site? He's spinning a wheel for tangible goods (pokemon packs, yeezy clothes) but betting money. Does this shit even exist?
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It's basically CSGO battles websites but reskinned with hype beast shit for overly materialistic retards. You can "sell" the items for crypto, or request that they ship you the item. Will you receive the item? Fuck if I know, probably not. I believe 2016-era YouTubers like RiceGum and others in that realm advertised this site back then.
 
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bossman is actually WC Fields reincarnated
Here are some famous quotes by W. C. Fields:
  1. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
  2. "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
  3. "It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."
  4. "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
  5. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
 
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Namekian George Floyd said:
If Austin goes to prison, is anyone here going to take one for the team and get addicted to crack and online gambling?
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i know a guy

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EzRolling said:
Going to prison for years as a man child who hardly left his room and had his mom drive him around is going to be rough. Imagine if BMJ cleans up his act and gives motivational self help speeches about the duality and application of DTPN philosophy and the dangers of gambling.
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It likely won't happen as long as his mom is around (and I hope she lives a long, long life; she seems like an extremely gullible but sweet person). She enables him HARD. I am /not/ a gambler but id say the odds his mom is behind him getting bailed out in the first place is close to 100%. She drives him to get crack, she gives him an allowance, she lets him live rent free. Rat Dad clearly only tolerates the Bossman because he loves his wife, and God damn I hope the kinda love they have finds me where they wouldn't leave me over a crack addled codependant chimpanzee screaming his lungs out almost nonstop at all hours of day and night while calling dangerous criminals to the house for drugs.

Tl;Dr he's not gonna get better cause he has no reason to
 
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