Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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I think if this entire thread were to be moved to Mass Debates it would create a mass of kino never before seen by man.
Directed by Christopher Nolan and written by Hideo Kojima
I will totally do that as long as I can take you with me. Deal? No? Then no thanks .
Pussy ass nigger.
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Translation: "I'm gonna act like I have south African IQ and suddenly delete Google translate from my memory."
Why does he have to use Google Translate everytime he comes across a Japanese tweet? He made a mistake and he corrected that mistake. You on the other hand, refused to acknowledge what you did was wrong. Alright, are there any other evidence that he is a pedophile or a zoophile? Did he groom a minor? Did he ever say he want to rape a fictional child or fictional animal? Did he rape a cat?
Mfw they believe sarcastic comments. Null isn't cultivating his best community.
"They don't realize that I'm being sarcastic, I win!" Everyone in the thread is accusing you of zoophilia and you are smart enough to know that you shouldn't be sarcastic about those accusations. Why are you doing this to yourself? Do you have a kink for humiliation?
 
How old is she?
Why do you wanna know you sick fuck?
I wouldn't have looked it up if it weren't for the fact @Sperg Spectating not only didn't fulfill his word in the beginning, but he also began the character assasination campaign that is this thread. Why else would he suddenly feel "lazy" to add my clarifications in the OP?

Because it's not convenient for the lolicon retard, that's why. All the... Let me check my notes. All the 15 people (not counting Synthcel retards who just parrot what they read) who spout the OP with outdated knowledge of the situation.

Wanna know the fun part? You do as well, all of you (except @Tread Miller).

Blatant lie, opinion discarded.

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Is this you, @Sparkletor 2.0 ? Only your smurf sized brain would come up with this mistake as well. Did you even see my dox, retard?

Tablet, I know you are obsessed with me
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GONNA STALK YOU AND BECOME OBSESSED WITH YOU AND WEAR YOUR MAKEUP AND YOUR DRESSES AND USE YOUR SKIN AS A COAT JUST LIKE THE ANCIENT IRISH DID.
to the point of looking like a gay cunt, but I don't appreciate having words shoved in my mouth. Unlike you, that isn't my fetish.
I've never heard of a "having words shoved in your mouth" fetish before, so I'm gonna assume it must be your fetish.
Talking like a fag and your shit being all retarded. Textbook cases.
Keep proving you didn't read my story at all, please keep doing it. It wasn't dead, it was still alive and meowing in pain. Need I remind you, I needed the help of 2 people to get it out from under the neighbor's car (Guard and my mother).
I know, you raped the cat while it was still alive. I didn't know you had accomplices though. And one was your mother? Jesucristo.
Achkually, lions can't be considered cats because they aren't domestic 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
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I am not a furry, because I don't want to be associated with the community.

It's the same thing as being a gay/bi man and not wanting to have anything to do with the PRIDE community (I always found the PRIDE community creepy as shit)

It's the same thing as loving videogames but not wanting to be called a gamer.
There is something you guys don't seem to understand
Claudio, here's something you don't understand; I don't give a shit. Nobody here gives a shit. Your proclivities, your cat story, whatever communities you were or weren't a part of—none of it matters, and half of it I made up for fun. These are not the reasons you have a thread, these aren't the reasons nobody likes you. There are plenty of people whose socials get dropped in the Hall of Shame who don't end up with threads. Do you know why you did? Because you're a faggot. You're a cunt. You're an asshole. You have a shit personality. Your repartee is kindergarten-tier. You're an annoying bitch. You're dumb but you think you're smart.
I mean look at this:
You would do well in either the Republican party or Democrat party, guys. Retarded enough to spout shit you don't even believe in.
What a scathing insult—is what I'd say if we were on Reddit! What is this weak-ass, playground bullshit? I wouldn't even level this insult against my worst enemy, because he'd laugh at me and kick me in the balls.
But the kicker? The reason you have a thread that's 100+ pages and growing? You rise to every insult leveled against you regardless of how absurd and unbelievable it is. And in doing so you expose you have no balls, no spine, a thin skin, zero aura, and negative bants. And it's funny. If you wanted this to stop you could've just fucked off and moved on with your life, but you haven't. You're too busy trying to correcT the record, trying too hard to not let the idiots win.
All you've done is provide me, and everyone in this thread, with nourishment. I thank you for continuous contribution to my entertainment. Enjoy coping, beaner child.
 
It's an anthro deer, you might want to look up Furry Art specifically to actually realize that I drew that correctly. :|

Emily be like "Hey Tromb, this here is a challenge that I didn't care about months ago and literally refused to do but now, I ,for whatever reason, decide it is relevant and you should lock my thread. Look at me, I'm a good artist."

Holy shit Emily, you are a massive retard.
I for one think @Trombonista should give you a totally new NFL challenge to try and do just for you to not complete it for months and months and then randomly bring it out of the blue like you're winning.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda get in here and show your girlfriend how to actually win.

Oh if your sensitive to certain things make sure your safe search is on. Furry art otherwise..can be.. uh..

Oh mah gosh. I mention @Claudio Hernández Castañeda and Emily immediately brings up furry art. This is literally a match made in heaven. I found your next boyfriend Emily. He's even a pedo wanting to fuck young animals. I'm all for you getting that kiwi love trophy and I won't get in the way.
Here's some quotes from another thread. I think this proves that @Emily Cassidy and @Claudio Hernández Castañeda are kiwi lovers and should aim for the 100 point kiwi love trophy. I believe in them. Let's not get in the way of love everyone.
 
I am not a furry, because I don't want to be associated with the community.

It's the same thing as being a gay/bi man and not wanting to have anything to do with the PRIDE community

It's the same thing as loving videogames but not wanting to be called a gamer.
I don't understand what he's trying to say. He fucks animals but doesn't want to go to a furry convention?

Because in his analogy gay men still have gay sex they just don't go to the parade.

In his analogy he still plays games but doesn't want to be called a gamer.

So he is into all the things a furry likes (animal sex) but just doesn't like the lable? What does the lable matter? The issue is the animal sex, not what Claudio identifys as.

Fucking gay zoophile retard.
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda you should start streaming amigo
Funny you say that, I was already planning back in 2022, I just haven't been able to prepare stuff. But, because of all the stunts you people are doing, I am now super ready. I will only inform you of one thing as vague as possible: The word blacklist is now almost a mile long.

It wasn't that hard to make it when I can easily think in a way retards like you would, which usually allows to guess dialect, slang and others. (And because I know how you retards work—You try to get people banned by having the chat replay have TOS breaking phrases or words).

You should DM me what it means in loli circles Claudio because I genuinely don't know.
Go to the Synthethic Man hate thread then, newfag. Actually, fuck it. I'll show quote two people myself. One is from the MATI thread, and another from the Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread

You linked to a LazerPig video about Cultural Marxism instead. I don’t know how that’s possible.

You cannot just say this without telling the story.

The whole “UOH (crying emoji)” thing is absolutely rooted deeply into loli culture. While it is true that some have taken it and used it for other purposes, (I have seen some people in various chats shout ‘UOOOOH’ at the sight of, say, a female cosplayer-who does not look childlike— showcasing her body parts in an erotic fashion), the roots are undeniable and it is still used the most by those who self identify as lolicons. An argument can be made for the use, no argument can be made for the origins. They are set in stone.

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What feels the best? Calico, tabby, or siamese?
I'm not from China, so I don't have any idea.


Can you list the people? I'd love a list of the people spouting outdated information.
No.


how old is the cat you raped? like 2/3 years old?
Answer the question.
Why does he have to use Google Translate everytime he comes across a Japanese tweet?
Stupid question, stupid question discarded.


"They don't realize that I'm being sarcastic, I win!" Everyone in the thread is accusing you of zoophilia and you are smart enough to know that you shouldn't be sarcastic about those accusations.
Newsflash: Being unable to detect jokes or banter is a sign of low IQ. Uh oh.

Why do you wanna know you sick fu
Answer the question, marica.

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Hey, @Tablet County. Does this mean that you believe in "The sins of the father are the sins of the son too", then? Because this logical fallacy can be applied to a lot of things you might be irl. Even your own skin color.

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1. Thanks for proving my point. Why are you here if you don't care? Concern trolling detected.

2. You just admitted you lied. Amazing. Don't mind me taking a screenshot of it.

3. I know you hate homosexuals with a passion, man. No need to tell me after insulting my sexuality throughout the entirety of this thread's lifelihood. That won't stop me from keep living and moving about, though. Unlike you, I am very self aware of my past, and I am not going to repeat it.

Either way, I remember one moralfag retard here asking me why I was even attracted to Worriz or Bowser. Let me tell you quickly that:

1. Why is it so important to you?

2. I have many theories as to why, but I can't back them up with something tangible, other than "my feelings". Which happened waaaay before I was on the internet. (At least 1-2 years. Ofc, this can't include Worriz because of the timeline not matching)

3. I am very aware as to why you retards have a colossal size of hatred towqrds 18+ furry art, and I'm talking about the fully anthro stuff, but...

Am I supposed to care about your own distates? If so, tell me why. I am not your friend, I am not part of your family tree, and I don't know you in real life. The only thing I know is the most common line of thinking amongst people like you.

And, to be honest, I know that a large part of the hatred comes directly from hatred towards homosexuality, let's be honest here. It's not hard for me to connect the dots. The Furfag fandom is massively 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 as fuck, therefore...

More than half of the problem you have with it is simple, it's because they are 🏳️‍🌈 drawings (take note that I didn't use the word art here). I am just stating facts here, and I understand yours in regards of the furfag fandom.

But I'm going to be direct and tell you this:

If you think you'll gaslight me into feeling guilty over my past, then...

You can commit famicide AND then kill yourself, because you won't be able to do it.

Ever.

Adding salt into your wound, you are giving me one more reason to keep living: It makes you angry, it angers you knowing I'm still alive and breathing.

The drawing of Maya and my lion fursona (at the time) is about the real occasion where I was the one giving her a shower, instead of my mom. That's it. And if the story that was included in the publication confused you, I'll be honest...

I kind of... don't blame you? I tripled down on proofreading what I write very recently. Like, I begun at most, less than 2 years ago to this. There you have it, it's because I didn't proofread that story completely back then.

I just want this to stop. You can make fun of the fact I like anthro characters or that I was a furry, or that I'm bisexual. That can't be changed.

What I don't like is being accused of not only abusing an innocent kitten (RIP), but also both my dogs. Do you even know how tall they are? Maya isn't even a thumb taller than a chihuahua, for Christ's sake!

I wrote the whole animals "being my only friends" thing in that text because that's how I felt. Animals have never judged me for how I look, or how I sound. It was (allegedly) my "brothers" (AKA other humans. I only say brothers because of Christian doctrine) who judged me, pushed, literally gave me death threats irl and physically scarred me (Ex. My left index).
 
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Hey, @Tablet County. Does this mean that you believe in "The sins of the father are the sins of the son too", then? Because this logical fallacy can be applied to a lot of things you might be irl. Even your own skin color.
Do you honestly believe, like with all sincerity, that because you say "I am not a furry because I say so" somehow makes that statement alter reality and we're too stupid to witness how you can manipulate the matrix? Because every single time you try to clear your name of the accusations you either say "But OP is a lolicon because of a touhou pfp" or some retarded shit like "But I am not a furry because I've denounced them"

That's like a nigger saying "I am not a nigger because I say I'm not" when their skin tone is blacker than charcoal. You just know right?
 
I wrote the whole animals "being my only friends" thing in that text because that's how I felt. Animals have never judged me for how I look, or how I sound.
That's because animals have no concept of how a tube breather looks or sounds. That doesn't give you free reign to fuck them, Claudio.
 
Do you honestly believe, like with all sincerity, that because you say "I am not a furry because I say so" somehow makes that statement alter reality and we're too stupid to witness how you can manipulate the matrix?
Only retards would keep believing I'm a furry. I don't like the community or want to be part of it. Is that hard to understand?

I might still have a few friends online yhat actually call themselves furries, one of them being a very recent ex, but I have also made them feel fucking uncomfortable with my blatant hatred towards the furry community in general.

Why in general? Because not only did the "innocent" furries never do anything to stop the bad apples from hurting their image, but they keep giving them MONEY. (Like Rags from EFAP giving money to a groomed, now degenerate biological woman who is transing tf out right now. )


And I don't care. I wouldn't be hateful towards these fucking retards if they didn't ruin my Twitter hobby back then. Although, I am glad they got rid of my accounts, you can't use them to mock me. Amazing coincidence!


That's like a nigger saying "I am not a nigger because I say I'm not" when their skin tone is blacker than charcoal. You just know right?
Nice strawman BTW.

I knew I would have to say this at some point but...

I don't give a flying fuck that you hate that I still like anthro characters. I will keep liking them, no matter how much you try to punch me, want yo hurt me, or try to burn me down. In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.

You can hate and do anything you want to the furry fandom, though. I won't stop you there. ✌🏼

You should at least appreciate the fact I wasn't ashamed enough to even be honest about it. (Unless you are too prideful for that. Like, Lucifer levels of prideful)

I don't care that you are xenophobic towards the fact I'm Mexican. I know you'll keep insulting my sexuality, and I know you'll keep (I honestly don't know why you do it) mocking my biggest burden: my tracheostomy.

But at least be honest. None of you actually believe I hurt a cat, that's just the reality. What's also a reality is that you are making fun of:

1. A victim of (almost) grooming (Hey, @Tread Miller retard. I said "almost" because Jacob didn't manage to get anything "tangible" from me. It's not like he already has REAL child porn in his computer though.)

2. Someone who has almost lacked any sense of peace, self worth or happiness in the entirety of his fucking life.

3. Someone who had his family ruined even before he was born.

P.S. One of the things that I told @Tread Miller in the DMs is that I am 100% sure where to find the actual cat rapist. The only thing I would be able to know about them, at least in terms of what their identity is in particular, is that it's a man. (Unless fate really wanted to be fucking nightmare fuel and it was a woman who did it 💀)
 
Unlike you, I am very self aware of my past, and I am not going to repeat it.
So, no more raping cats?
The drawing of Maya and my lion fursona (at the time) is about the real occasion where I was the one giving her a shower, instead of my mom
WHY DO YOU GIVE YOUR MOM A SHOWER???
Maya isn't even a thumb taller than a chihuahua, for Christ's sake!
WHY DO YOU MEASURE TOUR DOGS BY HOW MY FINGERS YOU CAN FIT INSIDE???
And I don't care. I wouldn't be hateful towards these fucking retards if they didn't ruin my Twitter hobby back then. Although, I am glad they got rid of my accounts,
But you said you chose to leave. Did you chose to leave or did they throw you out and delete your account?

You sure do bitch about how much you hate your family for someone who's proof he didn't rape a cat was, "I love animals like how my family taught me"
 
I feel the reason he keeps digging on Tread Miller is because he can't respond and now he can make excuses and lies whatever he wants.

I am 100% sure if he DM'd me he would keep lying and not showing not a single type of proof like he boasts about here.

In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.
Faggot. lmao
But at least be honest. None of you actually believe I hurt a cat, that's just the reality. What's also a reality is that you are making fun of:
You said it yourself, that's like the one true thing I can be sure you said with full honesty, because you didn't think that it could be used against you in the future because you thought nobody would be looking.

And yet, here we are, trying to deny everything that you yourself posted and project your depravity and zoophilia towards everyone because you think that makes a compelling argument. You're nothing but a depraved furfag who raped a dead cat. You don't have a single redeemable value or a type of moral ground.

I don't give a flying fuck that you hate that I still like anthro characters. I will keep liking them, no matter how much you try to punch me, want yo hurt me, or try to burn me down.
¿Por qué eres tan marica? Now I'm convinced that you have a humilliation fetish.
 
Funny you say that, I was already planning back in 2022, I just haven't been able to prepare stuff. But, because of all the stunts you people are doing, I am now super ready. I will only inform you of one thing as vague as possible: The word blacklist is now almost a mile long.

It wasn't that hard to make it when I can easily think in a way retards like you would, which usually allows to guess dialect, slang and others. (And because I know how you retards work—You try to get people banned by having the chat replay have TOS breaking phrases or words).
it'll be very kino comprade, cannot wait for the streams :smug:
 
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