Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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Dragon Ball: Breakers for newer stuff, and some stuff from his childhood(like Spyro The Dragon). That's pretty much it, altho I suspect he loves slop of the month games despite how much he claims to hate them, why else would he spend so much time on them?
He loves Spyro, Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom and Astrobot. He is hopelessly addicted to Breakers despite the game being dead and the devs basically abandoning it.
He did some "best of 202X" videos if you want to see anything he gave a positive review of.
Thanks. I had a feeling he was stuck on things in the past: he seems to have fully gone embittered critic who can't enjoy anything because his fans like him best when he's dunking on things and has depression so can't get much enjoyment anyway. He disliked Doom Eternal in his original review, then said it was one of the best games he's played in a while in the newest one. People's minds change, but it's weird to say that without saying you changed your mind.
 
I don't know if anyone has posted this in the thread, i'm not going to look through all 50 pages, this thread was only at 14 pages when I looked at it in PG last week. I feel like the OP is missing the reason he was ever featured on the site in the first place. It's missing his interaction with Mauler over the most recent God of war game.
I haven't watched it in a while but from memory I thought their coverage of his video pretty well illustrated that he was genuinely bad at the game and didn't pay much attention to the story, which seriously harmed his critique. This caused a small schism in Mauler's audience at the time and in the time since synthetic man's channel grew significantly.
A bad critique of a bad review of a bad game.

Synth's reviews have a tendency to spiral once he strays away from the mechanics of a game. God of War ended in 2010 and its never coming back. EFAG is EFAG.
 
He disliked Doom Eternal in his original review, then said it was one of the best games he's played in a while in the newest one. People's minds change, but it's weird to say that without saying you changed your mind.
Doom Eternal is a weird game. Divisive. I know several people personally who've flip flopped their stance on it more than once. It's probably one of the few games I could understand playing once and having one opinion, playing a second time and having a different opinion, playing a third time (bonus points if it's the DLC) and coming back around to the first opinion.
 
He's got a few genuinely good videos, but most of them really are just McDonalds of the chudosphere. Even in the videos I liked, I bet most of the material came from /v/ or hot twitter takes or whatever anyways, so it's not like they're anything original. Act Man also slipped by for a while presenting "his" totally original views on COD and Halo until he lost favor with a good portion of his audience.
I did like this one video and it was my first one from his channel, I'm a big fan of Postal 2 so I found this interesting enough to give it a watch. Considering that the new game came up very popular at the time and it got me thinking: Should I try this for a worthy playthrough or don't?
He spent huge part of the video visually showcasing all the glitches, fuck-ups and un-optimizations, he saves the politics-sperging for the last, and then why it is important for a game like the Postal series to be actually funny and not dwell upon Reddit-tier humor.
I liked this Synth more than his current grifting arc to be honest.
 
I did like this one video and it was my first one from his channel, I'm a big fan of Postal 2 so I found this interesting enough to give it a watch. Considering that the new game came up very popular at the time and it got me thinking: Should I try this for a worthy playthrough or don't?
He spent huge part of the video visually showcasing all the glitches, fuck-ups and un-optimizations, he saves the politics-sperging for the last, and then why it is important for a game like the Postal series to be actually funny and not dwell upon Reddit-tier humor.
I liked this Synth more than his current grifting arc to be honest.
I don't think I like the idea that expressing dislike for Postal 4 could now potentially be considered a "Synthcel" take, even though I haven't liked Postal 4 since before Synth ever said anything about it.
 
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I don't think I like the idea that expressing dislike for Postal 4 could now potentially be considered "Synthcel" take, even though I haven't liked Postal 4 since before Synth ever said anything about it.
It was three years ago, don't worry. Postal 4 eventually got bombed with negative reviews on it's own regardless if the Synth video exists or not, because of the problems that i've mentioned and that it used UE4 as the engine (it was also released in Early-In-Access thus fueling the hate so far.)
 
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I did like this one video and it was my first one from his channel, I'm a big fan of Postal 2 so I found this interesting enough to give it a watch. Considering that the new game came up very popular at the time and it got me thinking: Should I try this for a worthy playthrough or don't?
He spent huge part of the video visually showcasing all the glitches, fuck-ups and un-optimizations, he saves the politics-sperging for the last, and then why it is important for a game like the Postal series to be actually funny and not dwell upon Reddit-tier humor.
I liked this Synth more than his current grifting arc to be honest.
I'm familiar with Starfield, KCD2 and Dead Rising(demastered) so I can say those reviews were thought out, well researched and at times, funny too. Some of his other videos, like his AssCreed ones, were boring and generic. I think he does well on slam-dunk videos where it's not hard to shit on the game since everybody already hates it and there is plenty of analysis on it on /v/ and other places on them. If he has to explain why a game is "shit" or "woke" by himself(example, Asscreed since nobody cares about these games enough to write in-depth posts anymore as much) he falls flat. At the end of the day, he validates your view by reading you a 4chan greentext and selling it as his own, I mean those greentexts can be spot-on at times don't get me wrong, but I would prefer an original analysis.
Of course, he mostly streams now so that's a moot point, we see first hand how much of a lolcow he really is behind the scenes without any crutches. Should have stuck to those videos.
Synth honestly should start suggesting alternatives (whether it'd be retro or not) for the shitty slop that he plays in his reviews at this point because the mindless complaining can only get you so far when you don't got anything else to offer in the table.
He used to do retro reviews on Doomer Hour to show he's playing older games too, but I dunno if he still does that. I doubt he would offer anything good other than whatever he played as a teenager or a kid anyways.
 
He must be yapping to his mom about how mean internet people are, who else does he have other than anime girlcock?
The thought of synth complaining to synthmom about how he made enemies with the farms for basically no reason, all the while spinning the situation to look like a victim, with his mom only half listening because she's more involved in making her egg salad or whatever sounds kino af.
 
The thought of synth complaining to synthmom about how he made enemies with the farms for basically no reason, all the while spinning the situation to look like a victim, with his mom only half listening because she's more involved in making her egg salad or whatever sounds kino af.
Given that Synth is probably absolutely the type of person to tell his parents about their activities on the Internet, I assume that this type of scenario has already happened multiple times before, but with different topics, of course.
 
Given that Synth is probably absolutely the type of person to tell his parents about their activities on the Internet, I assume that this type of scenario has already happened multiple times before, but with different topics, of course.
He said on a stream that he showed his mom a fanmade Synth x Kirsche video, I'm trying to find it.

Haven't found it yet, but I did find this kino though.
 
Given that Synth is probably absolutely the type of person to tell his parents about their activities on the Internet, I assume that this type of scenario has already happened multiple times before, but with different topics, of course.
"yeah, ma, I'm being bullied by the kiwifarms fags now *....* I didn't do anything, ma! all i did was talk about my love of lady cock and defend lolicon *.....* i don't know, it's Japanese drawings of little girls getting raped or something *.....* no it's not pedophilia! ma, you sound like a pedo for even suggesting that! god, forget it! you're as retarded as my audience. I'm going back to my goon dungeon and calling that V-tuber I'm hoping will touch my penis one day if i ever build up the courage to leave the house. fuck you bitch."
 
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