Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
Nick pretending to care about “re-traumatizing” his daughter when he’s online 12+ hours a day disclosing what should have only ever been private information is a new low.

I would urge Nick to take a trip away from his children and bang his head against a brick wall until it kills him or just drive into a lake and suffocate himself.
 
And what is it with those two harlots carrying weight for Rekietta? Normally I assume people like that are doing cocaine or hard drugs or swinging.
In the same way that certain middle aged men have sexual tastes that are impenetrable to normal people, the same is true of certain wine moms. Remember, Nick's locals was full of crusty old housewives who liked to flick the bean to the drunken skelly. These two are clearly more of the same.
With all due respect to the fine ladies of KF (including the Beauty Parlor), femoid biology is capricious and peculiar.

If Richard Ramirez and Dylan Klebold can make so many hoo-has humid that it becomes a recognized paraphilia, why not a skelly cokefiend cuck? Maybe they're fujoshis and love hearing about Naked Twister with Aaron.
 
Golden Era Chris is pretty impossible to top. Every day or so it was insane footage of him.
Unless we get Liquid Nick Rekieta claiming Crackets is a fake trying to tarnish his reputation and they get into an actual battle about who is the real one. I don't think Nick can top it.
Modern day Nick is... proof there is no bottom until they die.
Golden era chris needed trolls to coerce him into everything

Nick does it all himself
 
The nanny really should get in contact with Montegraph's lawyer and have another defamation suit drawn. He seems fairly competent and hates Rekieta enough to work for cheap.

She probably won't, but my God it would be fucking hilarious.
I'm pretty MNPR or some alog will eventually contact her and show her that her former employer is calling her a drug addict and alcoholic and potentially a pedophile to some 600 old wine aunts and actual pedophiles like Melton at any time now.
 
Let's get play a fun game of "Pretend Nick's Being Truthful," a Kiwi classic:

He's a millionaire with a stay-at-home wife who hired a nanny, paid her roughly $4k a month, and trusted her with raising his children for years, all while both parents were either unemployed or working from home.

During this period, despite only being paid $4k a month and the children being offspring to a millionaire, she paid them $75 to drink energy drinks, even though she'd be the one who'd have to then take care of these children who've been fed energy drinks. Nick somehow never noticed his children randomly acquiring $75 apiece. What she gained from this is wholly unclear. In addition, she supplied the children with alcohol, possibly stolen from Nick himself. Again, knowing that she would have to be the one to take care of the then inebriated children. He only finds out years later when, with no evidence, one of his neglected children tell him these tales.

I genuinely can't tell if the whole "$30k in expenses" bit is meant to imply that she was embezzling the funds by inflating/exaggerating grocery costs, but he's previously admitted that she would give him itemized receipts for these expenses, so it's a non-starter of an issue.

Ignoring how it all makes no fucking sense, the parents should still be held accountable in this. They're such bad judges of character that they let someone who allegedly poisoned his children with booze to remain in their house and on the payroll for years, she only left of her own accord after being begged to stay around, and they're so unconcerned with their children's well-being and have such a garbage rapport with their own kids that it took literal years for them to find out about these alleged transgressions.

All the while, he's STILL bemoaning how she left at an inconvenient time? Bitch, if those were my kids and some scumfuck was doing that to them, I wouldn't be blubbering about "boo hoo, it made things harder for me!" I'd sure as shit not be playing coy with "tee hee, felt vengeful today, might report later x)" bullshit. Pretty sure publicizing these fucked up things on your livestream will do far more to retraumatize the children instead of silently reporting it to the authorities.

And if this is somehow a ploy to distract away from the bodycam footage, then he's the biggest fucking retard in the world.
 
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