Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

And if this is somehow a ploy to distract away from the bodycam footage, then he's the biggest fucking retard in the world.

If anything it will just put them in context. Actual video compared to skelly lies.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Just when you thought Nick could not get any more pathetic.

What a fucking loser.

He saw Ian or Karl might actually steal the LOTY from him, so he's doing a great effort to remain the lolcow champion 3rd in a row, he wants to be the Ayrton Senna of kiwi farms.

 

[JamFlowMan]

My dog ate my homework, except it's:
My nanny abused my children.

And like any loving father didn't care until he could randomly bring it up on a rapidly dying livestream for no reason.

 

[Ollie Beach]

Everyone knows giving a child alcohol is way worse than giving them cocaine, get over it Nerds

 

[john marston]

I genuinely can't tell if the whole "$30k in expenses" bit is meant to imply that she was embezzling the funds by inflating/exaggerating grocery costs, but he's previously admitted that she would give him itemized receipts for these expenses, so it's a non-starter of an issue.

Nah, it's just a way to make himself look better and the nanny worse. He essentially reimbursed her for miscellaneous expenses that come with raising kids (his example is if one of the kids wanted fast food after soccer practice or something) as well as groceries and the like. It's not really a "nanny expense" and more of a "child expense" where the nanny just so happened to be the one to make the purchase. There's no reason to even bring it up other than so that he can technically say "I paid my nanny $90k a year to get drunk on the job and abuse my children."

Edit: there may have been some amount of "tipping" so to say. I.e., when the nanny took one of the kids out to McDonald's, she got herself a small fry. Rekieta may have just included the price of her fries in the reimbursement because why not. When I was in high school and had my license, my mom would ask me to drive to Target to pick up a few things, and she would sometimes cover the price if I wanted a soda or ice cream or something small.

 

[Captain Manning]

@AltisticRight,

No disrespect, but the way Nick keeps finding new lows, you got about as much chance of people here stopping the calls for him to kill himself already as Null has getting 100% of the site userbase to properly thumbnail their images.

I've avoided it myself, but the man is truly infuriating, vile, and evil.

He saw Ian or Karl might actually steal the LOTY from him, so he's doing a great effort to remain the lolcow champion 3rd in a row, he wants to be the Ayrton Senna of kiwi farms.

How dare you! You apologize to @Third World Aristocrat right now! That man is a national treasure of Brazil. Lol.

He could also drive a high performance vehicle way better than Nick.

 

[waffle]

A kid having a sip of beer is a big deal, harmless, not a big deal, OK if it happens in the 1980's and/or in Texas, the biggest deal in the universe, (most importantly) alright when Nick does it. Glad I learned new stuff today.

 

[Vibralldo]

I genuinely can't tell if the whole "$30k in expenses" bit is meant to imply that she was embezzling the funds by inflating/exaggerating grocery costs, but he's previously admitted that she would give him itemized receipts for these expenses, so it's a non-starter of an issue.

If I had to guess it's Nick trying to hide how much his coke and hookers habit was costing

Either to Kayla or the grandparents

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@AltisticRight,

No disrespect, but the way Nick keeps finding new lows, you got about as much chance of people here not telling him to kill himself as Null has getting 100% of the site userbase to properly thumbnail their images.

You may as well try to get @AnOminous and the rest of the Boogie thread to stop telling him to die. That ship has sailed. And wishing Nick death is a lot more charitable than wishing him eternal torture as he deserves.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

The nanny really should get in contact with Montegraph's lawyer and have another defamation suit drawn. He seems fairly competent and hates Rekieta enough to work for cheap.

She probably won't, but my God it would be fucking hilarious.

It's not like she'd have a difficult time proving damages on account of Nick running his (literal) dick licker admitting he's trying to get her fired.

 

[waffle]

you got about as much chance of people here stopping the calls for him to kill himself already as Null has getting 100% of the site userbase to properly thumbnail their images.

One day I'm sure SneedForo V 69.420 will have automatic post thumbnails, and people will still want Nick's hide nailed to the barn.

 

[Oxyjen]

“Yes… yessss. She bribed them 50 bucks each! No, wait, they’ll make fun of me again for that. Better make it 75. Perfect!”

 

[AN/ALR56]

@AltisticRight,

No disrespect, but the way Nick keeps finding new lows, you got about as much chance of people here stopping the calls for him to kill himself already as Null has getting 100% of the site userbase to properly thumbnail their images.

I've avoided it myself, but the man is truly infuriating, vile, and evil.


How dare you! You apologize to @Third World Aristocrat right now! That man is a national treasure of Brazil. Lol.

He could also drive a high performance vehicle way better than Nick.

Never!

 

[Canard]

30k probably also includes other things than just food and snacks. Like clothes, school supplies and so on. Does Nick or Kayla look like parents that do that sort of shopping every single time? 5 growing children go through surprising amount of clothes. And then if you add up even more discretionary spending like toys... I can really see that total hits 30k knowing the spending habits of Nick at least...

 

[PhoBingas]

If you were genuinely a concerned father and that accusation were true, you’d probably be relieved she disappeared as quickly as possible—not lamenting her departure.

And as for contacting her employers about this obvious lie... What a fucking pile of human trash.

Nigger fried his brain so bad he doesn't even remember shit he said 5 minutes ago. Nick is probably so gonzo he wouldn't remember the nanny's name if he didn't have her paperwork or contact saved in his phone. 20 CoachCoins says he's still hoping he can add her to the Balldo-cule

Their son was probably conscious of the fact that the Nanny was the paid replacement parent and resented her employment.

I'd say a good chunk of the kids were probably aware the nanny hated her life working at Chez Balldo. Kids pick up on a lot more than adults figure.

During this period, despite only being paid $4k a month and the children being offspring to a millionaire, she paid them $75 to drink energy drinks, even though she'd be the one who'd have to then take care of these children who've been fed energy drinks. Nick somehow never noticed his children randomly acquiring $75 apiece. What she gained from this is wholly unclear. In addition, she supplied the children with alcohol, possibly stolen from Nick himself. Again, knowing that she would have to be the one to take care of the then inebriated children. He only finds out years later when, with no evidence, one of his neglected children tell him these tales.

See, I can't play along. None of that shit makes sense, even when you try to run it through the junkie "logic" filters. We know Nick's lying, Nick knows Nick's lying. Who is he trying to convince? The wine aunts and coombrains

A kid having a sip of beer is a big deal, harmless, not a big deal, OK if it happens in the 1980's and/or in Texas, the biggest deal in the universe, (most importantly) alright when Nick does it. Glad I learned new stuff today.

I don't think Nick's version of events happened at all. All of this new Nanny defamation arc just comes off like a compulsive liar trying to dig themselves out of a hole of lies with more lies.
that still watch him?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't think Nick's version of events happened at all. All of this new Nanny defamation arc just comes off like a compulsive liar trying to dig themselves out of a hole of lies with more lies.

Nick did not expose his kids to drugs, alcohol and degenerate behavior.
It was the NANNY all along!

 

[Phillip Green]

The nanny really should get in contact with Montegraph's lawyer and have another defamation suit drawn. He seems fairly competent and hates Rekieta enough to work for cheap.

She probably won't, but my God it would be fucking hilarious.

Given all the friends Nick has made over the last year, I suspect the Nanny could crowdfund her legal warfund in half the time it took Monty.

 

[Captain Manning]

Never!

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Oh, you motherfu...

No, but thank God for the memes, at least. Otherwise I feel like this thread would be one continuous black pill at times. JFC.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So he's just lashing out at someone else who wanted to get the hell away from him. Next it'll be Drexel and eventually it'll be Kayla if she ever wakes up and leaves him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick replies that the nanny had a particularly complicated relationship with the child

Those poor kids, they have no chance. (And I don't believe Nick that the Nanny did anything untoward, it's just what Nick, Kayla, et al. have done to them.)