Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
So he's just lashing out at someone else who wanted to get the hell away from him. Next it'll be Drexel and eventually it'll be Kayla if she ever wakes up and leaves him.
He is running out of people to blame. Next its his oldest kid that brought the drugs into the home or something equally retarded.
 
Clip from yesterday, but interesting

Nick clearly seething that Kurt blasted his ass in views yesterday, copes that he "doesn't care" about views, says "long trial streams aren't my style" and that he thinks Kurt is "a horrible, disgusting person", implies multiple women have come to Nick about Kurt's "creepy behavior"

He then starts listing his Kurt's creepy behaviors:
  • He's overbearing
  • He's gross
  • He has no concept of how to interact with women in an appropriate way
  • He doesn't try to hide it
  • Some people are just weird and socially awkward

Nick's trapped in hell (having to do minimal work without coke or alcohol)
 
Rekieta Law - Karen Read Trial - Day 19 - Alessi Slaughtering Experts on Cross [fwjc4dwX_PA -...webp

Man, I just have that tingling feeling we're gonna eat well for some time.
 
Nick clearly seething that Kurt blasted his ass in views yesterday, copes that he "doesn't care" about views, says "long trial streams aren't my style" and that he thinks Kurt is "a horrible, disgusting person"
He cares so little about views that he repeatedly brings them up when he can make other people look bad.
The second the metrics make him look like the absolute retard he is, they don't matter anymore.

Always sour grapes with Nick. Every single time.
 
Nick clearly seething that Kurt blasted his ass in views yesterday, copes that he "doesn't care" about views, says "long trial streams aren't my style" and that he thinks Kurt is "a horrible, disgusting person", implies multiple women have come to Nick about Kurt's "creepy behavior"

He then starts listing his Kurt's creepy behaviors:
  • He's overbearing
  • He's gross
  • He has no concept of how to interact with women in an appropriate way
  • He doesn't try to hide it
  • Some people are just weird and socially awkward
Pure projection from a man who has sexually harassed a woman on live-stream. Kurt has never attempted to sexually humiliate a co-worker by drunkenly rambling about drinking alcohol from her vagina on stream. Nick had a judge recuse herself because he was treating her in a sexually abusive way on live stream.
 
If Nick got into shit for defaming the Nanny. Could he get that jail time? Please lord let it happen. Let the faggot rot in a cell 🙏
I must politely disagree. I want Nick to slowly unravel live and in 4k. Every moment he hast to stream is more succulent content for us to enjoy. His prison sentence is having to stream to a bunch of mid-wits and wine moms. Suffa, Nick, suffa!
 
Nah, it's just a way to make himself look better and the nanny worse. He essentially reimbursed her for miscellaneous expenses that come with raising kids (his example is if one of the kids wanted fast food after soccer practice or something) as well as groceries and the like. It's not really a "nanny expense" and more of a "child expense" where the nanny just so happened to be the one to make the purchase. There's no reason to even bring it up other than so that he can technically say "I paid my nanny $90k a year to get drunk on the job and abuse my children."

Edit: there may have been some amount of "tipping" so to say. I.e., when the nanny took one of the kids out to McDonald's, she got herself a small fry. Rekieta may have just included the price of her fries in the reimbursement because why not. When I was in high school and had my license, my mom would ask me to drive to Target to pick up a few things, and she would sometimes cover the price if I wanted a soda or ice cream or something small.
The nanny's food when taking care of children should absolutely be paid for by the employer.
 
Nick is very much of the mindset that if it worked once, it should work now. Oblivious to how the way people perceive him now is radically different.

Unbreaded stopped being funny a long time ago.
Nick has the Ralph problem of thinking he's the reason people like him and not because he covered trending topics, had actually interesting guests on, and stumbled on a format people enjoyed

Nick's always been replaceable and he's already been replaced
 
Nick is very much of the mindset that if it worked once, it should work now. Oblivious to how the way people perceive him now is radically different.

Unbreaded stopped being funny a long time ago.
Unbreaded ended when Nick read 10 pages on rumble while actually saying nigger. Now what he is doing is a necromantic imitation.
 
Nick has the Ralph problem of thinking he's the reason people like him and not because he covered trending topics, had actually interesting guests on, and stumbled on a format people enjoyed
There's certainly that, but I also think he's so retarded that he thinks dragging out old shit from the vault will work just because it was well received ages ago.

Like imagine if he decided to start shitting on Ron Toye again (Ronversations), out of the blue. Nobody would even know what the fuck he is talking about. Plus he is several magnitudes worse than Ron. People speculated Ron was a cuck. Nick is confirmed to be one. A lot of those old topics would blow up in his face.
 
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