DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[MAWBD2]

why does an authentic-style pc gamer even need a controller to begin with?

I'll take "Retard" for 200$ please, Alex.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil chatting with the ladies over DMs. Or a dude pretending to be a lady.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Holy desktop icons. WHO DOES THAT?

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To be fair, when i got my first pc, i would put everything in the desktop. Of course i learned with time and ultimately relegated things to folders amd just keep the things i mostly use in the desktop. This shit happens more than i care to admit.

 

[marlimar]

Phil can't survive off of basic Disability payments since the better paying one requires payments into Social Security, which I highly doubt Phil has ever done

You don't have the option of not paying Social Security, it's part of your FICA tax withholdings, of which he is responsible for both halves of, as he is a sole proprietor. That's part of what his back taxes payment plan is paying.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Just got done watching the memology doom vid. There must be a whale finding that shit as he is so pissed about it, also he constantly seems to be in low health and can't parry for shit. Him falling off every ledge possible is kino however

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

This is sorta unrelated. But I find it weird that it seems like since he started drinking that gin and tonic was his go to drink. I find it weird since that's a old lady drink, I wonder if he picked it up from Linda

I seem to recall (not going to bother searching for it at the moment) that at one point Phil was asked why he drank gin so much, and he basically admitted it was because it was cheaper than a lot of alternative hard liquors.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Which side would I pick during the civil war? Uhh you're asking the wrong person I am not a history buff."
"No the civil war was not about slavery."
Mega based

 

[Malakim Phoros]

"Which side would I pick during the civil war? Uhh you're asking the wrong person I am not a history buff."
"No the civil war was not about slavery."
Mega based

please tell me you have a time stamp or clip

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Boomers who don’t know how computers work. And Phil, who also doesn’t know how computers work.

Surprisingly, zoomers are also guilty of this, I’ve seen it plenty of times at work and family gatherings.
Even in technical fields such as IT, some can’t even grasp the basic concept of file directories and storage, there’s a pretty interesting article on that particular subject.

"Which side would I pick during the civil war? Uhh you're asking the wrong person I am not a history buff."
"No the civil war was not about slavery."
Mega based

Only one side’s General had a badass Dodge Charger named after him, just saying.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil chatting with the ladies over DMs. Or a dude pretending to be a lady.
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Ladies don't watch DSP. This is just a parasocial weeb loser trying to get DSP to be his friend, look at his superchat earlier trying to get DSP to watch these shitty weeb game trailers. Very likely low function autistic.

 

[northamericanape]

Kat better watch out, a new woman is moving in on Phil.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I am 99.999999999999% certain the snort lord has never seen this setting in Windows before.

If he had to play DCS how many hours of chat hand holding would it take for him to get wheels up?

 

[Prince Lotor]

This is sorta unrelated. But I find it weird that it seems like since he started drinking that gin and tonic was his go to drink. I find it weird since that's a old lady drink, I wonder if he picked it up from Linda

One of Phil's other go to drinks is spiced rum. He's kind of a sweet tooth drunk. He doesn't drink beer, or whisky, or vodka. He drinks cheap gin and spiced rum, usually mixed with sweet carbonated sugar water.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

please tell me you have a time stamp or clip

In another instance of "I can't tell who's more retarded: the dent or Phil":

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

If he had to play DCS how many hours of chat hand holding would it take for him to get wheels up?

as someone who has hundreds of hours in dcs, i would kill myself if phil tried to play it

 

[Twrx]

I am 99.999999999999% certain the snort lord has never seen this setting in Windows before.
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If he had to play DCS how many hours of chat hand holding would it take for him to get wheels up?

No hours, because the start up procedures for every jet would break him. Something simple as switching off an apu after getting engines up enough for it to provide power for itself would confuse and anger him.I'm strongly considering getting a knee board and fitting the NATOPS for the legacy hornet to it, just due to the realism in the game for the Charlie hornet.

 

[Lord_Point]

In another instance of "I can't tell who's more retarded: the dent or Phil":

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Imagine fence sitting the civil war of all things

 

[Cucktry Roads]

In another instance of "I can't tell who's more retarded: the dent or Phil":

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The dent is dumber. Using a VPN to access some shitty obscure currency to ask shitty, pointless hypothetical questions.

Plus, the answer is easily available

 

[Malakim Phoros]

In another instance of "I can't tell who's more retarded: the dent or Phil":

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holy shit how do you fence sit the civil war, literal 4th graders would understand that this is a slam dunk of a question. What great debate is being on had on the civil war. DSP is so devoid of critical thinking skills that he couldnt even say hed pick the side that won