IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

He was setup just use common sense deduction you're trying to tell me that a black man came to country had no respect for the culture, disrespected the people and thought he could get away with it

it just doesn't make sense
Stupid people be stupid. And no, for me, this has nothing to do with race, creed, or culture. I don't give a shit about the color of your skin. If you're smart, you're smart. If you're dumb, you're dumb.

Adding shades of gray to that is that you can be dumb smart and smart dumb. I know people who aren't "conventionally" that smart that have been incredibly successful. I know PHd educated people who insist on using "Dr." even though they aren't a medical doctor who spout some of the most inane shit on the planet. I also know people IRL who are technically smart, but succumbed to deep deep untreated mental illness, with continuing down the mental illness path validated by close family.

The last one example actually hurts a lot to say because the last person is my cousin and they fucking hate my guts, and it was damaging for my relationship with other extended family to say they needed to be involuntarily committed). But he was a single child to two severely mentally ill parents, which A) contributed greatly to their genetic likelihood of having similar mental health issues and B) gave them a complex because as they are smart, they learned they could manipulate their mentally ill parents into doing whatever they wanted. It gave them a general holier-than-thou (really smarter-than-thou) attitude, which was particularly damning when they succumbed to mental illness. You're all wrong, I'm not crazy, I need to go on an expedition in Canada and fast like Jesus and it's demons making me mentally ill.

For those who say the above represents autistic trauma shit or whatever, maybe. I only mention it to contextualize my view of Johnny Somali.

Johnny may have some degree of mental illness, probably not to the degree of my cousin, but all reports I've seen he strikes me as a different type of lolcow. I don't think Johnny hallucinates like crazy or whatever, but I think he is a person who sees themself as above consequence. That could be derived from wealth (which I've also seen - imagine graduating college, having no real career path, and dad says "eh I'll just buy you multiple restaurants to run!"), but even if it isn't, a history of doing outrageous shit via fucking around and never finding out via real consequence can embolden some people to believe they can act in a way very much against societal norms. You believe if I'm entertaining people I'm good (Johnny's audience validating Johnny), therefore if I violate some norms for the funny it's good, and BTW every time I've done this I've either been asked to leave or kicked out and got an extremely generous plea bargain, hey, I can just spend my way out of trouble. Ride the endorphins, fuck it, YOLO!

There's a warning printed a couple pages into a US passport that the penalty for crimes committed in another country can be much harsher than the penalties for the same crime in the United States. It's deeply underrated advice, and often completely ignored. Johnny either wasn't aware of it or ignored it. You want to fuck around and find out with being openly disrespectful in public in much of Asia, eventually you will find out.

Johnny is smart enough to understand his audience likes the content he makes (even if it's hatewatching) and he's smart enough to understand that his notoriety grows so does his views and money. He's a stupid motherfucker to contextualize never having legal battles result in significant consequences before as being immune to the law. It's a slap on the wrist, a fine, whatever.

I 100% believe Johnny did what he did. Where the Korean legal system goes, I'm not a lawyer, but being that open of a dickhead in Asian cultures is generally massively frowned upon.
 
Legal Mindset/Andrew had the sentencing guidelines translated to estimate the min/max sentences JS would get so far:
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(min only applies if JS did everything to be a good boi, was genuinely remorseful, mitigating factors would be found etc, max if not; default would be the usual punishment) --> the earlier estimate of 31 years is gone now after reading the sentencing guidelines.

Regarding the possibility of a suspended sentence it looks like there are no mitigating factors, but many of their aggravating factors to apply in his case. Regarding both the obstruction and the deep fake offenses. This means suspended sentence is unlikely.
 
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Legal Mindset/Andrew had the sentencing guidelines translated to estimate the min/max sentences JS would get so far:

(min only applies if JS did everything to be a good boi, was genuinely remorseful, mitigating factors would be found etc, max if not; default would be the usual punishment) --> the earlier estimate of 31 years is gone now after reading the sentencing guidelines.

Regarding the possibility of a suspended sentence it looks like there are no mitigating factors, but many of their aggravating factors to apply in his case. Regarding both the obstruction and the deep fake offenses. This means suspended sentence is unlikely.
31 years estimate was never a reality, it was always clickbait. Still believe the obstruction charges will only end in fines. There was a women who got 2 years for obstruction had priors on the same victim, and it also involved assault not just on the clerk, but on officers and resulted in $100k+ in damages.
Compare that to Johnnys noodle spill and having a bus driver stop to tell him to stop chimping out, its not even comparable.
 
He was setup just use common sense deduction you're trying to tell me that a black man came to country had no respect for the culture, disrespected the people and thought he could get away with it

it just doesn't make sense

I've met a few.

I worked with a young African dude at an Arab gas station who thought he was smarter than everyone around. He even talked shit about American blacks even though he emulated them so fucking hard.

He called afro Americans niggers every chance he could to the Arabs, to gain points with them. Then he'd hang out with the same ones he would trash behind their backs. Everyone knew except he didn't think everyone knew.

Summer 2020, he gets slick with the Arab manager, and manager tells him to watch his mouth or go home and not come back to work. African dude gets slick again and tries to act hard and gets pushed to the ground and told he doesn't have a job anymore. He starts yelling "NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!!!!" over and over again to try to rally the same black people he talked shit about and they knew he talked shit about them.

He tries to run up on the Arab, thinking he was gonna have backup, and the black people watching just stood back silently. He then got chokeslammed on the hood of his own car and is told to leave before the cops come and he starts screaming "DEFUND POLICE!!"

Every black person watching said he's tripping and is just trying to race-bait, and also told him to shut the fuck up and leave. He looked so confused and devastated. It was gold.

Literally the same as Somali.
 
31 years estimate was never a reality, it was always clickbait. Still believe the obstruction charges will only end in fines.
No one claimed he was getting the full 31 years. LM said it was unrealistic from the start. Stop pretending you found secret knowledge. Spamming "31 years" was to piss off Smally since he watches the videos.
 
The slop king eventually had to come around to covering this soon-to-be cabbage picking, buck-broken nigger. Let's see if he actually covered his situation well in fifty-three minutes. I'm simultaneously hopeful and doubtful that he did.
Just this ape's facial expressions make me want to see him beaten to a bloody pulp.
 
No one claimed he was getting the full 31 years. LM said it was unrealistic from the start. Stop pretending you found secret knowledge. Spamming "31 years" was to piss off Smally since he watches the videos.
I think its moreso to grift more donations off the viewers, oh he just got another 10 years in the cabbage fields! If anything its only going to piss off the viewers and people who only read headlines when it doesn't happen
 
I think its moreso to grift more donations off the viewers, oh he just got another 10 years in the cabbage fields! If anything its only going to piss off the viewers and people who only read headlines when it doesn't happen
Then why spend the video telling them to not expect a lot of time? This strategy works to piss Smally off more than anything else. He made it clear that while the maximum might seem a lot, it is almost never given. He says that on nearly every video. If the viewers are not paying attention, that is on them.
 
I think its moreso to grift more donations off the viewers, oh he just got another 10 years in the cabbage fields! If anything its only going to piss off the viewers and people who only read headlines when it doesn't happen
Then those people are fucking retarded. Every time another 10 years in the cabbage field has been brought up, it's been explained that the 10 years or whatever is the maximum sentence. Unless Somali goes on a fucking murder spree like he's in a GTA simulator he isn't going to get the maximum sentences for anything beyond maybe some of the lesser crimes. Why? Because the people of South Korea, including judges and prosecutors don't want to support this retard with public funds for the next 30-50 years.

He'll probably get a bunch of sentences served concurrently or merged, resulting in serving well under 10 years just to destroy what little career he has and ruin his life, then boot him the fuck out back to the US with a point having been made to all of the other retard streamers around the globe to not go there and try the same shit.

This is the same thing that's going to happen with Vitaly, it's just that where he is they didn't want to let him run loose like a retard because he actually is more of a public danger(repeatedly assaulting people in multiple countries as well as cases of battery) and possibly had more resources(money) to be able to find his way out of the country(and it's not like they're out much locking him up considering how their prisons are run anyway).

Mocking the retard for potentially earning decades picking cabbage is not the same as having mislead his audience.
 
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This is the same thing that's going to happen with Vitaly, it's just that where he is they didn't want to let him run loose like a retard because he actually is more of a public danger(repeatedly assaulting people in multiple countries as well as cases of battery) and possibly had more resources(money) to be able to find his way out of the country(and it's not like they're out much locking him up considering how their prisons are run anyway).
Vitaly actually may turn out better as much of a fuckwad as he is. Not that I'd bet on it or anything. Somali is a piece of shit who has insulted the country itself. They really need to be seen as punishing this kind of bullshit, plus as a civilized country, they're not going to let him get outright killed.

They can keep him a while. It's not going to result in a diplomatic incident, like him getting killed. He'll just have a bad time. I'd be surprised if he doesn't get at least a year or two but I think it will come across as incredibly lenient. I HOPE to fuck I'm wrong and they throw 10 years at this fucking worthless nigger, but hope in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

Flip prisons are just fucking psycho hellholes. Just providing this douche a place where he won't get killed will be expensive enough they won't want to keep him for too long, just enough to make sure he never shows up again.
 
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The slop king eventually had to come around to covering this soon-to-be cabbage picking, buck-broken nigger. Let's see if he actually covered his situation well in fifty-three minutes. I'm simultaneously hopeful and doubtful that he did.
Since Tom is a troonguarding pussy who censors basically every remotely controversial word and image on his videos, does anyone have a compilation of all the times this nigger has been punched in his lightbulb head?
 
He still got time between these hearings/trials and new charges can/might be added.
The estimate is only for those they processed until now.
Hell, even when he does eventually get locked up for the first bit of shit he gets sentenced for, they can still keep dragging him to court for new charges regarding all of the dumb crap he's been doing. It isn't as if they have to charge him with everything before locking him up as if they can't keep adding more. I'd be surprised if this didn't happen at least once or twice just as a PR stunt.
Does it bother anyone else that when Johnny is trying to communicate with people who only speak Korean, he speaks to them in English with an accent?
You mean the same shit he was also doing in Japan and Israel? No, because I don't care about this retard speaking like a retard.
 
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