Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

[Gilgamesh]

Before getting to Josh screaming and getting harassed, enjoy this kino clip of Tony Bame standing up for Josh when a "fan" shoves a camera in the Captain's face and calls him retard.

It's funny the first clip I was like "Yeah fuck that faggot for calling Josh a retard" and then watching the second I remembered Josh actually is retarded

 

[Priest Bulla]

His idea of money is laughable. He wants to be a trust fund baby without a trust. Maybe they’ll finally discount that last seat to Rome. Then he can die in a gutter after getting mugged by Somalians like he always dreamed of.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

His idea of money is laughable. He wants to be a trust fund baby without a trust. Maybe they’ll finally discount that last seat to Rome. Then he can die in a gutter after getting mugged by Somalians like he always dreamed of.

Josh getting his bullshit stolen by gypsies in the Roman subway would be a decent cow crossover, not gonna lie.

 

[Priest Bulla]

Josh getting his bullshit stolen by gypsies in the Roman subway would be a decent cow crossover, not gonna lie.

I forgot about the gypsies.
“I’ll trade your watch for a brick of gold” he’d actually fall for it.
He probably thinks the coliseum is next to the Amalfi coast, across the street from the Pope’s house next to all the bars.

Heavy drinkers bodies adapt to process alcohol quicker than normies, so if this data is based on BAC of regular folk his overall BAC would be lower. 0.3 is can't walk retarded piss your pants drunk, but I suppose we have evidence of him pissing himself in public, so...

These BAC figures would be lower IRL due to him throwing up as his body rejects the alcohol. He could purge

Seen a friend waltz into a rehab facility with a .32. Just chilling after a nice dinner. When they breathalyzed him they thought it was broken. After two blows they drew his blood. And he was definitely .32. But bro is acting normal, even getting the girls numbers lmao

For most people a .3 looks like a coma, but seasoned alchys adapt. It’s just another Tuesday morning… alcohol is not a joke.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Just want to say that I am utterly baffled that WoT / Josh isn't the top lolcow on Kiwi.

There's just so much more action with this little shit than any other current lolcow, imo.

There's just not much to him. He's literally retarded and he chimps out because people fuck with him. He makes shitty music, he has autististic fixations, and has delusions if gran dur (as DSP says). Quite frankly I'm more interested in Mr. Based. That guy is a freak.

I'll say this. It's funny as shit when WoT runs into the night like a fucking Batman villain to escape the trolls.

ts:7:58-8:43

 

[DancingIsraeli]

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There's just not much to him. He's literally retarded and he chimps out because people fuck with him. He makes shitty music, he has autististic fixations, and has delusions if gran dur (as DSP says). Quite frankly I'm more interested in Mr. Based. That guy is a freak.

I'll say this. It's funny as shit when WoT runs into the night like a fucking Batman villain to escape the trolls.

ts:7:58-8:43

Based is absolutely the actual story there. I know slimey when I see it and that guy is a fucking snail.

 

[FishStomper88]

they took him to shoot guns and he wanted to shoot an "AK four seven, p90, and a glock". somebody called the place and said he was a mentally disabled drunk so they didnt let him shoot. it was revealed he had a BAC of .03

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Las Vegas​

Douglas Skates and Tony Bame tard wrangled chaperoned Josh around Vegas where they went bowling, hopped in an ice bath, terrorized Fremont Street, and got booted from: a gun range, a club, and a hotel pool. Josh also attempted some weightlifting, while holding his booze and zyns. They had a fancy hangout where he was getting served drinks and boasted about not tipping the bartender.

they took him to shoot guns and he wanted to shoot an "AK four seven, p90, and a glock". somebody called the place and said he was a mentally disabled drunk so they didnt let him shoot. it was revealed he had a BAC of .03

The Captain dines on caviar atop some fries​

Captain does an ice bath​

It was probably for the best

Disrespects the bartender​

Kicked out of the club/kicked out of the pool​

Josh ignores a cutie and stims about France's death penalty​

Josh at the gym​

Josh drinks because he's Italian ok?​

Crashout and Misc Clips​

Spoiler: crashouts and misc

 

[slungus22]

Joshua apparently sliced his leg open while chasing someone who was harassing him in the gym

Spoiler: NSFW GASH

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He’s fine though, video is 5h ago

 

[The Dude]

Seeing this scrawny, wet-brained retard in a banana hammock is something I could have done without in my life. If he wants health care then maybe he should use some of that $400,000 he has to buy insurance? Surely he's wealthy enough to pay for a little trip to the ER with all that scratch he claims to be making. And apparently he doesn't understand that the ER has to treat him, even if he can't pay the bill. That's part of why insurance rates and hospital bills for people who ARE insured are so high: they end up having to pay for the broke losers who DON'T have insurance or the money to pay for it on their own.

 

[Palmer Bangs]

St. Louis & Ozarks​

Memorial Weekend + Week​

The Captain partied hard during the the Memorial Weekend and throughout the rest of the week - apologies, most of these clips will probably be chronologically out of order. As noted above by @slungus22, Cap took a hard tumble while working out, narrowly avoiding a peg leg. Josh and Tony hung out with some chicks throughout the day, going to a concert and finally ending up with Josh jumping on their bed for quite a while.

Captain's Injury​

Spoiler: Other gym clips

Ozarks​

Spoiler: General Ozarks Crashouts/Clips

Josh's card is declined

England next?

Wisdom Teeth don't hurt yet - Dentist just wants money

Josh on neuropathy again

Josh completely mogs some fans​

Memorial Day is just an excuse to get drunk​

He's just has too many temptations during the day, that's why he drinks​

Tony pressing another dude for confronting Josh​

Josh promising not to crashout if he goes to Thailand.​

Concert/Rave​

The concert took place at the Ozarks

Spoiler: concert/rave footage

Josh takes a 1hr break from drinking - no water though

Josh squares off with some frybaggers​

Planes crash famous people on purpose

Captain on the Yacht​

Spoiler: Yacht

Josh jumping on the bed​

Spoiler: Monkeys on the bed

10 minute extended bed jumping

Feels clip​

Spoiler: feels

Josh is just more important than you

 

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I see Tonya Harding is still active.

 

[ZeWotah]

Craziest thing about this kid is he's only 23. Same age as cobes in his documentary. Yet he's doing way worse than him at this age. He gets most of his audience from an already declining platform and shit might get rough if his popularity decreases and his handlers dump him on the street once the money farming dries up.

Josh might become a horrorcow if someone from his family doesn't intervene.

 

[Captain gay Gay McCool]

Lol I only know who this guy is because one of his videos popped up on my Instagram where he's talking about his recently lost virginity

 

[AP 761]

if someone from his family doesn't intervene.

His cousin tried to reach out around 2 years ago and Josh said he hopes he gets cancer like his mother

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Miami, Florida​

Jack Doherty, OF Hoes (and Santos), Tony Bame​

Josh went back to Miami, Florida, home of Jack Doherty and his OF girls. This trip was mostly Josh "crashing out", getting fry-bagged, and generally just being difficult to manage in various situations. They hung out on a yacht, went to the beach, and stayed in their mansion (where Josh put a nice little hole in the wall with his head). It seems Josh is becoming more violent, prone to screaming, calling 911, and having fits as a first-response to stress.

The Captain is also getting dangerously close to being added to a no-fly list. He was fry-bagged in the luggage area by zoomers and had a meltdown to the point he called 911.

Santos was back on the stream, this time giving the Captain a broken leg, nose, and jaw (he's fine) after getting rough-housed with (Santos previously instigated Josh in other streams). Josh also called 911 again, this time because he left his captain hat on the boat on accident. There is also a funny clip of Josh biting Doherty's arm, thinking it was his own.

At the Airport​

Calm before the storm

Spoiler: Airport crashout

Josh damages someone's car because he was fry-bagged.​

Spoiler: Property damage + stealth fryby

His handlers think no one said it, later someone posted proof on reddit it was actually said.

Reddit POV of PFTITB

Some other clips from the same general area/time

Yacht​

Drive-fried by jetskis

Spoiler: yacht clips

Josh took a clip of him online and reposted it on his TikTok

Josh's multiple broken bones​

Spoiler: Not actually broken

Josh freaking out to his Grandpa about a broken jaw

Longer clip below, Josh also bites Doherty's arm

OF Girls​

OF Girl's Mother tells Josh to put the fries in the bag, over the phone, and triggers him

Spoiler: other clips

Josh loses his Captain hat on the boat, calls 911​

Josh bites Doherty - "Sorry I thought I was biting my own arm"​

Josh puts a hole in the mansion wall​

Josh complains of being harassed​

Josh says he can sue Mr. Based​

if he doesn't give him control of the BlockCoin wallet

Frybagged at a Kava bar​

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

Man this guy is such a retard. Don't get why he flips out so deeply over the fries in the bag comment. Surprised he hasn't gotten knocked out by someone completely unaware of his online infamy yet.

Also don't get why any of his various handlers haven't put him in his place yet, either. Yea, they're using him for views and such, but just out of sheer annoyance of him being a drama queen over essentially nothing.

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

Kinda nailed it.

 

[slungus22]

his meltdowns are so much worse this trip, is he always like this when hes drunk or something

 

[FishStomper88]

his meltdowns are so much worse this trip, is he always like this when hes drunk or something

yes they are getting worse imo. wont be long until he is baker-acted