Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    671
Nick’s “Reality”
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Would a restraining order stop nick from saying shit about her?
Yes, it would force him to stfu and sit quietly in the cuck chair.

I'd love to see Nick seethe quietly with everyone he has been targeting getting a HRO against him.
Imagine a stream where he has to filter out all the Kurt micro penis Supertips.

The rage twig would not be able to handle it.
 
I don't know why but Nick pisses me off more. They're so similar in arrogance, inability to learn, and neglect.
Nick is worse because he was handed every advantage in life, had five children and then decided that making his pee-pee tingle was more important than enjoying the blessings he could never have earned.

Whereas Ralph is trash born to trash, in trash (West Memphis, Arkansas — contrary to what he claims). No one would ever have bet on him having a decent life of lawful employment and family-rearing. The presumption was always that Ralph would be a lifelong fuckup and he’s lived up to that expectation.

Ralph also doesn’t try to portray himself as some mensch who’s just misunderstood and has been wronged by everyone. Whereas despite everything he KNOWS we know, Nick still tries to maintain a façade of dignified father and charitable citizen who puts family first.

Nick is worse.
 
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How badly Nick would fight the NRO? That is how much he would seethe and burn resources on fighting it? As he would see it as absolute attack against himself...

For creators I think one does not make sense. Aaron gets relevance from it and others think Nick is a joke. But for the Nanny it would be decent move...
"muh first amendment" defense?

I'd love to see him try defend accusing a former employee of his of criminal conduct, which I am sure he never mentioned during the CPS investigation into the neglect and abuse that happened in his home.

There is no chance in hell Nick would get anywhere with this.
He should be happy if CPS does not show up at his house again and start another round of questioning of all his children.
 
He should be happy if CPS does not show up at his house again and start another round of questioning of all his children.
Considering that by Tuesday morning KHHS (Kandiyohi [County] Health and Human Services) (CPS) had already summoned Aaron to their offices to be interviewed regarding Nick’s allegations, they seem to be taking it very seriously. That will likely mean speaking to the children.

Nick should have expected this when he started running his lying lips. But he is so overflowing with unearned hubris that he never played the tape forward to consider how his actions could possibly set a new investigation in motion.

Remember, this guy thinks he’s smart and has it all figured out. Kandiyohi County has upwards of a dozen employees who know better.
 
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Considering that by Tuesday morning CHIPS (CPS) had already summoned Aaron to their offices to be interviewed regarding Nick’s allegations, they seem to be taking it very seriously. That will likely mean speaking to the children.

Nick should have expected this when he started running his lying lips. But he is so overflowing with unearned hubris that he never played the tape forward to consider how his actions could possibly set a new investigation in motion.

Remember, this guy thinks he’s smart and has it all figured out. Kandiyohi County has upwards of a dozen employees who know better.
When you give someone a slap on the wrist to make them go away, what happens when they refuse to go away and keep causing problems for you? Nick really didn't take his five years of probation as the warning and wake up call it was meant to be, he's gonna keep fucking with people until he gets that 28 days in jail, maybe that will sort him out. :optimistic:
 
Here's questions Kandiyohi County CPS should ask.

"Mr. Rekieta, you describe an incident where the nanny was allegedly heavily intoxicated while the kids were in her care. Why was she allowed to continue employment with you? Did you cover it up for the sake of convenience?"

"Mr Rekieta, you describe the nanny as "abandoning you". This is emotionally charged wording, would you say your relationship with a professional freelance employee was overbearing or overly familiar?"
 
Considering that by Tuesday morning CHIPS (CPS) had already summoned Aaron to their offices to be interviewed regarding Nick’s allegations, they seem to be taking it very seriously. That will likely mean speaking to the children.
The local CPS is called KHHS (Kandiyohi (County) Health and Human Services)
CHIPS is a special case type for handling neglect/abuse by parents, with the goal of returning children to a safe home.

[EDIT] Source for those interested in reading more about CHIPS.
 
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Is Nick the first lolcow capable of perpetual milking? If we could derive energy of his lolcow nature it could power the world.

I swear I thought this thread would slow down after he was put on probation, but I feel like it's actually speeding up. Once the footage drops it's fucking Qover.
When this thread hits post #200,000, you're gonna see some serious malding.
 
Yes, it would force him to stfu and sit quietly in the cuck chair.

I'd love to see Nick seethe quietly with everyone he has been targeting getting a HRO against him.
Imagine a stream where he has to filter out all the Kurt micro penis Supertips.

The rage twig would not be able to handle it.
I'd much rather the nanny sue - just to see Nick squirm as he is forced to hear her to testify under oath details about the sights, sounds and smells of the Rekieta household during the Qover era. Sadly, it probably won't happen.
 
Considering that by Tuesday morning KHHS (Kandiyohi [County] Health and Human Services) (CPS) had already summoned Aaron to their offices to be interviewed regarding Nick’s allegations, they seem to be taking it very seriously. That will likely mean speaking to the children.

Nick should have expected this when he started running his lying lips. But he is so overflowing with unearned hubris that he never played the tape forward to consider how his actions could possibly set a new investigation in motion.

Remember, this guy thinks he’s smart and has it all figured out. Kandiyohi County has upwards of a dozen employees who know better.
I wonder if one of his retarded fans reported it to CPS after he named her.
 
i am sorry for being late to this, but why is rekieta stirring up beef with the old nanny? i don't recall the old nanny saying anything about rekieta.

is rekieta just picking a fight with the old nanny for internet attention? or is rekieta's swiss cheese brain creating fabricated memories?
 
Nick: The nanny stole my booze and gave my children alcohol, they are traumatized and afraid of her abuse. I could charge her with a crime.

Also Nick: *Brought another married couple to the house to have orgies. He was constantly drunk and high on cocaine with this couple. He forgot to feed, clothe, and wash his children. He left loose cocaine and firearms unsecured about the house. He drove the children around while intoxicated. Oh and he gave his 11 year old daughter cocaine.*

Can't wait for this bodycam footage.


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I hate him.

I want to see Bossman improve and get better.

I want Nick to DIE.
I want him to live forever. Til the end of kali yuga, as jersh said.
suffah, balldo.

i am sorry for being late to this, but why is rekieta stirring up beef with the old nanny? i don't recall the old nanny saying anything about rekieta.

is rekieta just picking a fight with the old nanny for internet attention? or is rekieta's swiss cheese brain creating fabricated memories?
I think there's speculation that he wants to blame the messy house and stuff like that on her.
This would be in anticipation to the video being released of his house.
Who knows what goes on in his swiss cheese head, though.
 
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