Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for VICE, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

[TheLastFart]

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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3lpmwqo7ewm2b

https://archive.is/iuwJp

Oh, Phil remembered to speak in third person... lets see how long that lasts...

 

[oh no im late for school]

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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3lpmwqo7ewm2b

https://archive.is/iuwJp

"i'm having trouble making ends meet, please buy me..."

 

[AMHOLIO]

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https://bsky.app/profile/acvalens.net/post/3lpmwqo7ewm2b

https://archive.is/iuwJp

The message needs some correction.

"Hello everyone, due to *ANA VALENS WANTING TO FUCK KIDS, Ana has not been able to contribute to her *written wank sessions at Vice as much as she would like."

 

[behindyourightnow]

I like the implication that Ana is still employing an entire social media team despite being so broke he has to beg for donations on Ko-Fi. Like, not just an assistant, a whole team of people just waiting around anxiously for Ana to dictate a new Bluesky message to his dozens of eager fans.

Food $200
Steam Gift Cards $150
Rent $800
Social Media Team $30,600
Candy To Attract Local Kids $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

 

[veeeeeeeee]

'what an absolutely narcissistic toad. "i'm a public figure" he types with his own fat fingers while twisting every which way to declare himself the real victim™ making sure to cap it off with perpetuating the larp of not being the one tweeting it out' - onilfs

I'm a public figure who holds a lot of authority until someone criticizes me, then it's ~literally hawassment~

 

[psycho motor retard]

Phil made a fresh account. Good way to make sure your own words don't fuck up the next cancellation attempt.

https://x.com/acvalensVT

https://archive.md/KjDai

 

[Postal_Rat]

He posted model art next to his actual face... pottery

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I misheard Ana Valens as anal violence once and now rhat is stuck in my brain.

 

[Scrumption]

Phil made a fresh account. Good way to make sure your own words don't fuck up the next cancellation attempt.

https://x.com/acvalensVT

https://archive.md/KjDai

Posting a screenshot just for the bio line.

 

[reinigen]

For anyone here in the Ana Valens thread who wants an effortpost summarizing the events between Valens and Kirsche, I've made two posts I'm going to be editing with more effort in the Kirsche Thread -
Post #1 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kirsche-verstahl.216033/post-21435401
Post #2 - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kirsche-verstahl.216033/post-21441834

I misheard Ana Valens as anal violence once and now rhat is stuck in my brain.

Courtesy of Kirsche's fanbase

 

[oh no im late for school]

Courtesy of Kirsche's fanbase
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song slaps

 

[CervixHammer]

Countdown to Phil rage-tweeting on bluesky.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I listened to the episode, it’s pretty good and it ends with Jesse begging Katie never to bring Phil up again.

 

[A. G. Peak]

I listened to the episode, it’s pretty good and it ends with Jesse begging Katie never to bring Phil up again.

Here's the link. It's a premium episode, so you can only listen to 15 of the 68 minutes if you're not subscribed to the podcast.

https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/premium-world-war-v

 

[Ceral Funt]

Courtesy of Kirsche's fanbase
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What the fuck this thing slaps. I'm 100% downloading it and sideloading it to my Spotify collection.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Nobody cares that Ana COULD HAVE DIED:


This guy is suggesting they contact Noah Berlatsky or Taylor Lorenz:


edit: oops, missed a few posts that Phil is sending through his large team of social media handlers:

 

[Chickenpolar]

I'm sure Phil and all his trans activists friends spoke up when people were telling Jesse Singal to kill himself/do the right thing.

 

[CervixHammer]

"that one natalist couple"
anyway, here's Simone and Malcom Collins talking about Phil's POCD and such:

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

edit: oops, missed a few posts that Phil is sending through his large team of social media handlers:
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In that addendum, is she actually saying receiving a cease and desist made her fear for her life?

 

[behindyourightnow]

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He came back to Bluesky to declare that he's never coming back to Bluesky, for reals.

It's like when a child storms off to his room and slams the door, and his parents just ignore it, so he briefly steps out of the room so he can storm back in and slam the door again.

edit: oops, missed a few posts that Phil is sending through his large team of social media handlers:
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I love the image Ana is trying to convey here:

Ana, swooning on a fainting couch with a cold compress on his head, croaking out statements while surrounded by a team of "social media" employees all desperately typing away on laptops. Ana occasionally breaks down in sobs as he ponders his latest round of harassment from foxu girls, causing the leader of the social media team to rush in and wipe tears from Ana's eyes with a monogrammed "Ana Valens Social Media Team Executive Chief" handkerchief. In the background, the rest of the team eagerly awaits his next pronouncement, as if Ana is a dying king on the verge of announcing the heir to his throne.