Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DaleMcGuy]

Corn of Minnesota hungers for a pickle brained spastic.
Will of He Who Walks Behind the Rows shall not be denied.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Tik tok Nick. Walls are closing in on the Balldo bunker. The bodycam footage is coming for you. Dear Feader’s forces are moving in place to storm the Rekietastag and fly the Kiwifarms flag in victory showing the world your crack home.

What I am expecting it to look like at this point.

 

[L Ghia]

What are the chances the Trust pays all the kids' expenses, and the reimbursement is to reimburse Nick with the Trust's money, hence why everything including the snack budget was stretched to incredulity.

This is exactly what is happening.

It is also why they have so many children.

It is also why they home school them

It is also why they take them to so many activities

It is also why he quoted an insane amount of how much it costs for Health Insurance per month

It is all a money making scheme to extract from the trust.

Just as it is with regards to buy expensive paintings from that one person. Who gives them more than half under the table kick back

 

[Melty Butter]

As per the Kino Casino on the 19th of May.

I'm glad you posted this. I watched it yesterday, but because it's dated May 19, I assumed I must have missed something. And, yes, what are TWO law firms all about? One is probably Hardin's, that leaves..

Would be great if it’s Schneider’s firm.

That popped to mind. Three other contenders:

• James Roberts Law Firm - That would explain Nick's sudden vitriol against Chaney.
• Aaron's lawyer - I forget his name.
• Martin Law Office - Our very own sammich-eating Farmer (although this whole bodycam release thing sounds like something local to MN, so Null's probably not counting any help Sean may have provided)

 

[ascension failure]

why is rekieta stirring up beef with the old nanny

Nick does not have brain worms. Wave after wave of chemical attack has killed the brain worms. All that remains is the broken ruins of a once thriving brain worm civilization and patches of gray paste lining the inside of his skull: a mixture of dead brain cells, cocaine metabolites, galaxy gas, Jamaican semen and homosexual ideation.

So to answer your question, it's because he's fucking retarded.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Aaron's lawyer - I forget his name.

Todd Peterson IIRC

 

[Kakkerum420]

Ethan Ralph has a year's salary riding on this and Bossmanjack sacrificed everything to win lolcow of the year and now Null hands Nick the victory on a silver plate.

It's hard to compete with the retarded fuckup equivalent of Wayne Gretzky.

 

[ChromaQuack]

A scandiprude state and not a single one of you mentioned the blood eagle? I am disappointed, fruit forums.

 

[Lian Xing]

• Martin Law Office - Our very own sammich-eating Farmer (although this whole bodycam release thing sounds like something local to MN, so Null's probably not counting any help Sean may have provided)

I agree with your parenthetical. It is possible, but unlikely to be Sean. Schneider, Roberts, and Peterson all have clients or potential clients who could/would materially benefit from the release of the body camera footage. It's going to be one of them.

 

[Swole McPole]

But that being said; the one thing I can give Nick is was able to steal April with a lifeless dick. Don't get me wrong, I get she's low IQ; but imagine a dude having to pop pills that may not always work and deciding you're gonna be his side piece. Good job Nick, it's actually kinda impressive.

The nigger was buying an ounce of cocaine at a time. Nick could have had a dick like GI Joe and April would have been in like Flynn.

 

[parsnip]

Even if the nanny ripped the house apart and took a shit on the carpet on her way out, it should have been cleaned up by the time the body cam footage was taken since she wasn't there for months. Nick can't possibly be so retarded he thinks he can blame the mess on the nanny, so he must be throwing the nanny under the bus just to take attention away from the body cam footage.

 

[ShinyStar]

I'm glad you posted this. I watched it yesterday, but because it's dated May 19, I assumed I must have missed something. And, yes, what are TWO law firms all about? One is probably Hardin's, that leaves..

That popped to mind. Three other contenders:

• James Roberts Law Firm - That would explain Nick's sudden vitriol against Chaney.
• Aaron's lawyer - I forget his name.
• Martin Law Office - Our very own sammich-eating Farmer (although this whole bodycam release thing sounds like something local to MN, so Null's probably not counting any help Sean may have provided)

Could also be lawyers for EWU. I remember watching a DUI video he bragged about getting despite the perp refusing to release (I'm confident it was in Minnesota, though I haven't been able to dig it up again). He has experience getting videos over the objections of the subject of the video. We know he originally asked for Nick's bodycam. I'm sure he's still pursuing this. I just hope Josh gets it first. I want the unedited cut.

 

[keke]

- "My daughter's telling me all these stories and I'm horrified."

Story telling abilities she got from Nick by the way.

Undoubtedly the only attention his kids get is when giving dirt on people he absolutely fucking hates, given he doesn’t take care of them and resents the restrictions they impose on his desired lifestyle, and his obsession with everybody who called out his abuse. He’s even disparaged the Pastor on stream, CPS, every cop he met, the judge, now the nanny.

 

[break these cuffs]

Even if the nanny ripped the house apart and took a shit on the carpet on her way out, it should have been cleaned up by the time the body cam footage was taken since she wasn't there for months. Nick can't possibly be so retarded he thinks he can blame the mess on the nanny, so he must be throwing the nanny under the bus just to take attention away from the body cam footage.

Or it's just because he's a vengeful faggot. The kids clothes would have been washed if the nanny had stayed around. They wouldn't have gone hungry if the nanny was still around. She might have eventually worn down and joined the polycule if she just stuck around. Nobody would have ever known anything was wrong if she hadn't left.

Everyone is acting against him. Nothing is his fault. Everything is a conspiracy against him. He's dreading the bodycam and lashing out.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

That popped to mind. Three other contenders:

• James Roberts Law Firm - That would explain Nick's sudden vitriol against Chaney.
• Aaron's lawyer - I forget his name.
• Martin Law Office - Our very own sammich-eating Farmer (although this whole bodycam release thing sounds like something local to MN, so Null's probably not counting any help Sean may have provided)

You're all thinking way too small. The law firm represents local news in Minnesota or some big youtube channel like Law & Crime.

 

[Meat Target]

Ethan Ralph has a year's salary riding on this and Bossmanjack sacrificed everything to win lolcow of the year and now Null hands Nick the victory on a silver plate.

It's hard to compete with the retarded fuckup equivalent of Wayne Gretzky.

While we're making sports analogies: BMJ is the lolcow Patrick Mahomes or Tim Tebow. Undoubtedly a crowd-pleaser, but overrated and astroturfed by league favoritism.

Nick Rekieta deserves the Threepeat. He is the true Cow Ripken Jr. Every new day he whips up fresh new cockamamie cope, grilled over his burning pants.

 

[Melty Butter]

Just an FYI, I'm watching 45 min of STMS at 1.75 speed before pivoting to Nick's stream.

Aaron looked at his phone (dm from his lawyer?) and read it out: "There have been formal detailed complaints to the licensing board for attorneys in Minnesota over the Chaney issue."

ETA: Unrelated, he retroactively made a new thumbnail for yesterday's stream - lol. He's awake at least.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Must be the equivalent of leg day for an insane liar: take some time off the nanny defamation to make specific claims about Aaron abusing his then wife. Rekieta is a skeletal lying faggot.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

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Must be the equivalent of leg day for an insane liar: take some time off the nanny defamation to make specific claims about Aaron abusing his then wife. Rekieta is a skeletal lying faggot.

"Less and Less Consensual" means nothing, either it was consensual or it wasn't. Again he's using weasel words to insinuate that Aaron is a rapist without outright stating it.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

8904 pages... we're one more major event away from doing the thing.