Off-Topic Ridiculous & Satirical Pride Flags - All-inclusive flags that represent everyone, from dykes to kikes!

[Sandshrew]

I've made a few joke pride flags and come across some absolutely ridiculous ones, so I wanted to make a thread for others to share pride flags as well, both real and satirical. All of the ones in this original post were made by me as jokes, except for the spoilered ones at the end.
To find retarded real flags that people made with genuine intent, there's r/QueerVexillology on Reddit and Pride-Flags on DeviantArt.

2025 Seattle Pride Parade FreePalestine Flag:
Hopefully to be unveiled during the 2025 Seattle pride parade after the leather pupplay float
Also represents Neurodiversity, Communism, Islam, and Judaism

Spoiler: Alternate versions

Polyamorous Nun Flag:
Represents nuns of the Roman Catholic Church who have multiple lovers


Transgender Indian Flag:
Represents visibility of transgender Indians, as well as transracial people that identify as Indian


Semibisexual Flag:
Represents bisexual people who are only attracted to one sex

Spoiler: Transparent version

Antifa Minor-Attracted Person Solidarity Flag:
Represents antifascists who stand in support of Minor-Attracted People


Zoophile Communist Flag:
Represents zoophiles who believe in communist ideology


Asexual Sex Worker Flag:
Represents sex workers on the asexual spectrum, who experience little to no sexual attraction


Retard Pride Flag:
Represents people with mental retardation, the pink stripes symbolizing the brain's color

Spoiler: Rainbow variant, the Gay Retard Flag

Spoiler: More flags

Warpspeed Thru Mental Illness Flag:
This one's actually real. Microsoft made an Xbox controller out of it.



LGBT Confederacy Flags:

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

These are funny and I can’t wait to fool gullible idiots on social media with them.

I only wish I had some to give

 

[StarryGreenEyes95]

someone should just put a cotton candy emoji on the trans flag at this point because that's all most people will think is either that or crazy people.

 

[fake farts]

I got you, fam.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Saw someone flying this one in my neighborhood.
I was really worried that it was something like bestiality or some shit.


Turns out its just for fat and/or hairy gay people.

 

[StarryGreenEyes95]

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Saw someone flying this one in my neighborhood.
I was really worried that it was something like bestiality or some shit.


Turns out its just for fat and/or hairy gay people.

It's certainly not obvious.

 

[Dufe]

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Saw someone flying this one in my neighborhood.
I was really worried that it was something like bestiality or some shit.


Turns out its just for fat and/or hairy gay people.

So whats the twink pride f(l)ag look like?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

it was on the kf frontpage, but still funny

 

[Whatevermancer]

Incel pride flag.

 

[Rango Dango]

fun fact!
there's a vore pride flag


and, believe it or not, it even has lore attached to it,
basically the colors represent the abysmal fucking toothpaste hairstyle of Anonymous Asexual (i'm genuinely surprised she has this cut irl too, i used to think it was only his oc)
if you don't know who Anonymous Asexual is, she's the person who made this shitty fucking comic



basically 10 years ago or something like that she (it's a TIF afaik) used to draw vore comics, and would claim that vore wasn't sexual

ETA: I forgot to add that august 8th is vore day

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

and would claim that vore wasn't sexual

so its cannibalism then, aight lol

 

[Sandshrew]

I made a satirical "Antifa Pedophile Solidarity Flag" and a satirical "Zoophile Communist Flag". I might make a "Black Ku Klux Klan member" flag next, but I have to brainstorm how to achieve that.

Spoiler: Original Flags

 

[User names must be unique]

cuckold pride flag

 

[Clout $ Monei]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[wat flag]

"Critical Drinker - THE MESSAGE"

 

[Brownfolf]

cuckold pride flag

More like surrendering pride flag

Thread tax:

edit: Fuck I missed it

 

[Paintrick S Canlinson]

I know this isn't what you're looking for but I think it would be appreciated in this thread

 

[ephermeral]

I’m sorry, polyamorous nun flag? Nigger what? Holy cherubim, how does that work? This lapsed Catholic was feeling all patriotic and shit about the first American Pope, and now this? Trannies (and their fellow travelers) really do ruin everything.

Edit: Yikes, I am a dummy and delved ass first without reading the title. Sorry.

 

[Sandshrew]

I’m sorry, polyamorous nun flag? Nigger what? Holy cherubim, how does that work? This lapsed Catholic was feeling all patriotic and shit about the first American Pope, and now this? Trannies (and their fellow travelers) really do ruin everything.

All the flags in the original post are parody ones I made myself (except for the warpspeed one and the confederate ones in the spoiler).
The subreddit I linked does unironically have some pretty retarded flags people made with genuine intent though.

 

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

might make a "Islamist Meat eater flag" or something similar