Off-Topic Ridiculous & Satirical Pride Flags - All-inclusive flags that represent everyone, from dykes to kikes!

["Controlled Demolition"]

impossible to parody further.

Hold my beer.

 

[Sandshrew]

Fun fact on this one, @Sandshrew,:
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The International Symbol of Accessibility:
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Is apparently no longer progressive and there's a push to replace it with the Dynamic Symbol of Accessibility:
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You may have already seen this at your local Walmart and a few other big stores if they've repainted their spaces or in your local jurisdiction, since I think 2(?) states have adopted it as well.

I’m glad someone else gets the Slow Children one.
These are fantastic. I wonder if you could meme them into existence?
The real ones are so bad they’re almost beyond parody but I particularly like the Troon triangle and assorted Current Things bulldozing the rainbow off the flag.

I'll probably make some edits to it later. It's honestly pretty fun making these, I guess I'm beginning to understand why people invent new sexualities, maybe it's just a way to express their ~artistic side~ on the flags.

I had no idea they changed handicap symbols, but that's pretty funny. New one looks like he's getting ready for a race. I think to make the Retard Flag memeable and able to pass as real, I'd have to make it more lowkey - like just having the turtle on a pink background, or just the turtle + one of the new handicap symbols. The "Slow" sign would have to be removed entirely. I purposefully made it over the top just for comedy.

I'm fully expecting the real Troon Triangle Pride Flag to be expanded upon this year. I actually found a flag made in full seriousness on Reddit who added an umbrella to it for "Sex Worker Pride". That's right bigot, OnlyFans whores are now part of the LGBTQIAAP2+ community!

 

[Sandshrew]

I think this one is real?
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I just realized....were the colors made to be Neapolitan ice cream colors on purpose?

 

[dick brain]

american pride flag

I genuinely love it.

I just realized....were the colors made to be Neapolitan ice cream colors on purpose?
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Spumoni niggas stay winning.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I could genuinely see someone using the Transgender Indian Pride flag unironically. So on the nose I Can’t Believe It’s Not Satire (although the nun and retard pride ones are my favorite).

fun fact!
there's a vore pride flag
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and, believe it or not, it even has lore attached to it,
basically the colors represent the abysmal fucking toothpaste hairstyle of Anonymous Asexual (i'm genuinely surprised she has this cut irl too, i used to think it was only his oc)
if you don't know who Anonymous Asexual is, she's the person who made this shitty fucking comic

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basically 10 years ago or something like that she (it's a TIF afaik) used to draw vore comics, and would claim that vore wasn't sexual

ETA: I forgot to add that august 8th is vore day

Forgot about this chick. She had a thread here a very long time ago. No idea what she’s doing now.

american pride flag

I think I’ve seen this on a wall
at Burger King.

I think this one is real?
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I just realized....were the colors made to be Neapolitan ice cream colors on purpose?
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And the black is the sandwich cookies?

 

[Rango Dango]

Forgot about this chick. She had a thread here a very long time ago. No idea what she’s doing now.

From my little research, she still uses Tumblr and sometimes streams herself drawing on her iPad.

 

[Surfin Terf]

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Saw someone flying this one in my neighborhood.
I was really worried that it was something like bestiality or some shit.


Turns out its just for fat and/or hairy gay people.

Don't downplay the Bear Flag, without it California would still be part of Mexico

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Flag_Republic#Bear_Flag_Revolt

 

[Vriljami]

MAP-Strasserist flag. If you know, you know.

 

[Unpalatable]

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More? More! Many of these were lifted from this thread.

 

[Croctopus]

 

[The Wise Shaman]

European pride flag! #SaveEuropa

 

[Otterly]

European pride flag! #SaveEuropa
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I feel like I’m going to have a seizure

 

[Surfin Terf]

I feel like I’m going to have a seizure

The scary thing is that it was seriously proposed as the EU flag and while it was (obviously) never adopted apparently the EU does occasionally display it.

It's called the Koolhaas flag.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

The best part of the nuPride flag with the black + troon triangle is its honesty. It's racial and tranny shit eating the LGB from the left side.