DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Isn't that cuck swaggins still around I saw the TIHYDP Sekiro and he was going ape shit because phil didn't like the game, and I could of swore I saw his name in the cuck discord sucking phil's balls when the screenshots came out.

Not sure of Swaggins status as of today, but he did run back like a battered wife shortly after his Sekiro crash out.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

The only reason I'm on the fence about this one is because he said "idiots will think I faked this tip" and piggy loves telling on himself like this. In general, him being ungrateful and clocking gout with a quickness aren't really proof that a tip is fake. He used to do this all the time during the vest streak, moreover I remember when tards like doody thought that 1MM didn't exist and it's Phail actually "priming the tips jar" but in the end 1MM did in fact exist and the reason piggy was completely ungrateful for it is because he's an entitled greedy piece of shit who knew that those $25 are gonna come in no matter what and that's HIS MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE so he doesn't need to put in the effort to act grateful over it. I'm on team ungrateful-cuz-prearranged with @shekelshoah666.

Yeah, I remember during the 1MM days he was like "no one has contributed today except for 1MM but he always contributes so I'm not counting that". The thing is that reason and logic would have you believe 1MM didn't exist because there's no way someone could possibly be such an ungrateful piece of shit to a regular supporter, but he was.

Also, remember when Doody had Keemstar and Stuttering Craig and told them that 1MM was Derich's parents? They noped the fuck out of there and came to the conclusion that detractors are fucking unhinged conspiracy theorist retards, all because Doody was desperate to have a big name on his channel but completely forgot he wasn't the reason they were there. Well, at least he did better than that wigger Jonathan Wilkins "Wings007" who had his WingsOfRedemption podcast and thought he was going to have Keemstar as a guest, only to be completely ignored.

Hey, that reminds me of Phil thinking he was going to have Justin Wong and Max. Dood on his "podcast" when he thought everyone liked him again and got completely ignored, even after he tried to poke them for not replying, they still didn't even acknowledge his invitation.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

My theory on why Phil continues to make OK money is pity. I don't think even the dents buy that he's a positive, well-adjusted person because there is so much evidence to the contrary that it's overwhelming (notice how they get very awkwardly quiet when he starts having a freakout to not invoke his wrath). So I imagine they think they're helping him because he's such an online punchline and they've probably decided "Well, he's not THAT bad, let's stand up for the guy and help him out." PPP pretty much said as much when they first started working together. But Phil works by attrition, pretty much everyone decides eventually that enough is enough and cut ties with him, and at that point, he's already got a replacement lined up. It's sadly a semi-sustainable business model, at least short-term.

Phil makes ok support because he’s King of the Dents. These tards don’t feel bad for him, he’s their leader.

 

[Niggernerd]

Hey, that reminds me of Phil thinking he was going to have Justin Wong and Max. Dood on his "podcast" when he thought everyone liked him again and got completely ignored, even after he tried to poke them for not replying, they still didn't even acknowledge his invitation

I remember he blamed KC for why muta didn't want to collab. "Mootah realized theyre tahxic. He wanted nothing to do with them and ghosted them" "o-oh..he left the internet for different reasons. I dont know then!"
Phil incapable of realizing the world doesn't revolve around his existence. Muta had cried over rampant dunking on pajeets like the week prior and as everyone else didn't want to be around phil.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Did Phil defend Derich because he loves grooming young women? Just look at his incel manifesto and how he met Leanna...

I think Phil just has a small group of actually retarded chat members that he gives special treatment to. He lacks consistency with this, though.

I doubt Derich has ever groomed anyone. He's a retard. I question if he's even sexually attracted to the million pornstars he name drops, and just wants attention from girls because that's what other guys do.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

My Derich theory was always that Phil treated him well because he was one of the tiny handful of genuine fans.

 

[Pargon]

Isn't that cuck swaggins still around I saw the TIHYDP Sekiro and he was going ape shit because phil didn't like the game, and I could of swore I saw his name in the cuck discord sucking phil's balls when the screenshots came out.

He might be. Phil chewed his ass for being a Fromsoft fanboi on that LP and beat his retarded ass up and down the block again for giving him “bad advice” which turned out to be two dipshit faggots passing in the night and misunderstanding one another:

(TW: 0utsyder LP, starts at around 5:19:03)

Fuck you, Phil. These are the people who feed, clothe and medicate your retarded ass. They’re stupid as fuck but in no way are you better than they are, and I hope you’ve unintentionally swallowed a gallon of human bodily fluids for every person in your life you ever treated like a toilet.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Thanks to all who explained the Kick issue. Yadda yadda nothing should surprise AND YET I am still surprised at the pigroach’s greed. He’s nickel-and-diming a platform that he was gifted that is already giving him extra exposure via their front page. What a disgusting piece of shit. He’s got crazy secrets and scams that will probably never come to light.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Ever heard of multi-quoting fagtard?

peak projection. you 100% give dsp $ through troll donos. Fagtard? What are we, terminally online? laughable. The type to run off the second he sees the car door pop open

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Thanks to all who explained the Kick issue. Yadda yadda nothing should surprise AND YET I am still surprised at the pigroach’s greed. He’s nickel-and-diming a platform that he was gifted that is already giving him extra exposure via their front page. What a disgusting piece of shit. He’s got crazy secrets and scams that will probably never come to light.

Phil is spiritually a gypsy - IQ is in the high 70s to low 80s but when it comes to scamming and gaming the system suddenly his low animal cunning activates and it's like he gets boosted to 130 IQ. Okay maybe I overrated it, it goes up to the average of 100 but you know what I mean. I also firmly believe that the one "glitched" stream that didn't end was also a scam by him to get a few extra shekels and to test whether the pay per hour scheme even works.

Kick has no idea what kind of self-centered leech and user they signed on, the gamba addict tards that usually infest their partner programs are too addicted to realize their special Stake deals are a complete ripoff but the pigroach just wants to syphon as much cold hard cash as possible to his Paypal account that he can immediately funnel it to either Amazon, DoorDash or Scopely. You'd think they'd get it (DO YA GET IT???) after he gamed the system by streaming his prerecorded sloptent until he became affiliated and could make money but Kick literally has infinitely deep pockets since it's financed by Stake so they don't really give a shit.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

These are the people who feed, clothe and medicate your retarded ass. They’re stupid as fuck but in no way are you better than they are,

Phil is 1000% better than any of these weirdo creeps. Derich is a pedophile and probably many more. Another is a transgender and several others are on ssi. People wgo give phil $ are no better than phil lmfaooo. If you give phil money for whatever reason you deserve to get treated like shit. The dents and whales are the ones who should be harrased and bullied. Shit ws hilarious when ics made that 2 hour long rant stream.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Kick/Stake is weird with their standards. They've purposely gone after the lowest bottom-of-the-barrel IP2 types and degenerate gamblers, but if you dare say nigger, they'll ban you.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

No no no, he will simply collect more debt and he will hope he dies before the collector come repossesing everything

I have some news for you. Phils dents will dry up along with the collapsing currency and economy wayyyy before philly boy dies. Yep. No pension or savings to save him

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Did Phil defend Derich because he loves grooming young women? Just look at his incel manifesto and how he met Leanna...

if phi lis a pedo then anyone who gives $ to a pedo is also a pedo. All those idiots "troll" donators r pedos

 

[Niggernerd]

Kick/Stake is weird with their standards. They've purposely gone after the lowest bottom-of-the-barrel IP2 types and degenerate gamblers, but if you dare say nigger, they'll ban you.

Probably because twitch freaks and Twitter freaks cry about allowing "muh alt right" meanie words. And kick is probably the best competition against twitch when people thought it would die out in 2 years. So theyre likely trying to get more people to go there. Its dumb but they want normies

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

My theory on why Phil continues to make OK money is pity.

Aint nobody whos weird enough to give phil $ is giving $ to help someone else out. These dents only give money to validate themselves through attention and validation. 99% of the time people donate $ because they get something out of it for THEMSELVES. Most wont admit it because it looks weird af because it is lol

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Probably because twitch freaks and Twitter freaks cry about allowing "muh alt right" meanie words. And kick is probably the best competition against twitch when people thought it would die out in 2 years. So theyre likely trying to get more people to go there. Its dumb but they want normies

It makes sense. Unlike other alt-tech streaming platforms like DLive and Odysee, Kick has a reliable funding source in Stake so they are playing the long game and acting as such. Trovo had something going since they were owned by Tencent iirc but they fucked up by randomly banning people and refusing to give payouts.

 

[Niggernerd]

It makes sense. Unlike other alt-tech streaming platforms like DLive and Odysee, Kick has a reliable funding source in Stake so they are playing the long game and acting as such. Trovo had something going since they were owned by Tencent iirc but they fucked up by randomly banning people and refusing to give payouts.

And they did give incentives for just streaming there too as a gesture of goodwill. Early kick they were paying people even if they weren't getting much viewers (changing it when phil joined was pretty funny)
As much as people want to call them evil for muh gambling to kieedz. They're pretty charitable to their streamers. Even letting them keep 95%+ of their money instead of taking 30% like yt and twitch do.
Phil can blame kick all he wants but he fucked himself over banning 6-8K people.

 

[ManakaLala]

I dunno what it's like during other games but his viewership is straight in the fucking dumpster playing Expedition 33, going sub-160 viewers.

Playing on normal, taking forever to make any progression in story or even side-content and just being insanely boring with tons of dead air. Absolute disaster of a playthrough.

 

[Niggernerd]

I dunno what it's like during other games but his viewership is straight in the fucking dumpster playing Expedition 33, going sub-160 viewers.

Playing on normal, taking forever to make any progression in story or even side-content and just being insanely boring with tons of dead air. Absolute disaster of a playthrough.

Thats just every new game he tries to capitalize on. Hes incapable of making hyped games look fun