Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Flamin Park]

So what happened? I'm guessing either her roommates took a look at the true extent of her filth while she was away, and she returned to some kind of "get the fuck out" notice, or she's failed enough classes that she's unable to wring anything else out of NYU for another month's rent money.

Guessing NYU have kicked her for never showing up, I'm guessing this hospital adventure was as others have said, last chance at getting special treatment for being such a sick smol bean

Knowing Vikki though she'll be crashing with one of her socialite mates for years while acting like she's a street homeless Vietnam vet

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Guessing NYU have kicked her for never showing up, I'm guessing this hospital adventure was as others have said, last chance at getting special treatment for being such a sick smol bean

That would explain why the myasthenia gravis arc was so manic, went silent for a bit, then resurfaced again with less intensity.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

She probably just isn't eligible for aid over the summer. That one expensive doctor she's gushing over is selling diagnoses and might provide something she can use to squeeze one more probationary semester out of nyu.

Also if you think rich people will host a smelly broke tard who they know from high school, well think again. Even if she hadn't spedrun her Munch arc and alienated all of them. It will be the bank of mom and dad to rescue once again.

 

[Temperance]

So what happened? I'm guessing either her roommates took a look at the true extent of her filth while she was away, and she returned to some kind of "get the fuck out" notice, or she's failed enough classes that she's unable to wring anything else out of NYU for another month's rent money.

Well, she seems intimately familiar with the smell of ants and roaches...

Spoiler: Some old, gross, relevant posts

And here's another new poopy pants post to go along with it:

 

[Athena Loves Kiwis]

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You weren't in a rush to remove sushi from your bed, you disgusting bint?! You store food in your bed and you're surprised you have roaches?!

 

[Greedy Fly]

Also if you think rich people will host a smelly broke tard who they know from high school, well think again. Even if she hadn't spedrun her Munch arc and alienated all of them. It will be the bank of mom and dad to rescue once again.

Yep, just because rich people have the resources to take care of a useless lump like Vicky all summer doesn't mean they will, because that would be an insane thing to do at any tax bracket. I know she still LARPs as a poor little freshman but she's past the age where it's socially acceptable to couch surf; family would put up with it but friends wouldn't.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yep, just because rich people have the resources to take care of a useless lump like Vicky all summer doesn't mean they will, because that would be an insane thing to do at any tax bracket. I know she still LARPs as a poor little freshman but she's past the age where it's socially acceptable to couch surf; family would put up with it but friends wouldn't.

The reason she can’t couch surf in NYC with rich friends is because she has no friends. Rich or otherwise. You have to be one charming motherfucker (or someone is hot for you) to get someone to offer space in a NYC apartment. One night of sofa sleeping is usually the maximum allowed, or if you are an out of town visit for just a few days, it’s tolerated.

Also, keep in mind that NYC has insane tenancy laws. I lived in a hotel one summer there and was forced to move rooms every 28 days simply because I would have tenancy rights if I was in one room for thirty days. You don’t want a squatter on your hands, so are very careful about letting anyone stick around for very long.

The friendless power chair weirdo who shuts herself in her room 24/7 doesn’t have anyone lining up to host her over summer break anywhere.

Only mom and dad would tolerate that BS. Parents have to be sick of their forever freshman drug addict muchie Pooner, but her leverage is they probably don’t want her in their homes either so she might get them to pay to keep her away. (Probably why Florida doctor is being mentioned)

 

[Breadbear]

Looks like bed sushi is a long-standing tradition.
And also, good on her parents for telling the house cleaner to NOT clean Vicky's areas. The cleaner must have been relieved she didn't have to wade through mattress mayo in hoarder's Chernobyl.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Let’s goooo

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This is what I've been waiting for ever since this thread started. I'm making the popcorn right now.

Honest to god, this is the most excited I've ever gotten from a teaser trailer. Can't wait for the full-length film to play out.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Ok, wait, some people can't smell ants? I refuse to believe it. They smell nothing like highlighters though, it's more like a strong (bad) fruity smell.

Well, she seems intimately familiar with the smell of ants and roaches...
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I want to puke.

(How did a chair that just came out of storage have honey on it. HOW)

You have to appreciate how Vicky is a sensitive, sickly little respirator-wearing waif who's allergic to every food and medication on earth.... but she'd still rather pay to get her living space repeatedly doused in pesticides rather than clean her disgusting living space.

I'm also fascinated by how she thinks insects work. She gets an extermination treatment, decides the roaches are gone now, and then freaks out when she finds roaches in her old food because the roaches are supposed to be gone.

Does she think exterminators get rid of every roach in the county? Does she not wonder how and why the roaches... get there? Like I know it's not always that simple and roaches can depend on a lot of things, but Vicky really seems to think that insect control is a matter of a workman spraying her filthy hovel with some cancer juice and then she's fine leaving rotten sushi everywhere forever.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Vicki munches on three-day-old sushi she found in her bedsheets

My stomach really hurts. This must be my IBD. Woe, to be cursed to die young, felled by such an ailment, is truly the most tragic of fates. Surely the vegetables in this foodstuff must have triggered this extreme and unexpected reaction, and I must avoid them henceforth.

Is that an ant I spy on my spicy mayo takeout cup? Look how I am neglected. My poor muscles, withered and useless from myasthenia gravis, are incapable of sending it away. Here I shall lie, slowly eaten by ants, a testament to how little America cares about its disabled warriors. As I rest in power, continue to speak my name.

 

[Flamin Park]

Vikki drops one tweet and these niggas start sniffing ants

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

So she has the ability, energy and mobility required to completely trash a living space, bed sushi and all, but does not have any ability to then do any tidying or upkeep of said space. How, exactly, does that work? Are her arms like a one way street or something? If you can move things around enough to clutter up the bathroom counter, you can at the very least move them around again to clear it off so some poor immigrant woman can come scrub your shit explosions off the toilet for you. Good grief.

 

[Fapcop]

Homeless?! She can just erect a little tent over her power chair and presto! Portable little house. Can even lie down and everything!

 

[Flamin Park]

Homeless?! She can just erect a little tent over her power chair and presto! Portable little house. Can even lie down and everything!

Can you imagine walking home and out the alley rolls Paralympics Pinhead to tell you about her newest disability and beg for change?

 

[Fapcop]

Can you imagine walking home and out the alley rolls Paralympics Pinhead to tell you about her newest disability and beg for change?

Meh… It’s NYC lol!

May I suggest btw that we pass the hat and collect some money for one of us Kiwis to take her in?

And who will then post daily pics and updates on our lil pooner?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Homeless?! She can just erect a little tent over her power chair and presto! Portable little house. Can even lie down and everything!

You're joking but I have seen setups that were basically this. Lots of professional homeless in power chairs; it's a mobile battlestation. Can't carry as much as a stolen shopping cart, but you can drive a mobility cart or power chair into a store and never have to leave your stuff behind. And people in customer-facing jobs really don't want to call out a mobility device faker.

Vickie doesn't seem like the type, though.

 

[Fapcop]

You're joking but I have seen setups that were basically this. Lots of professional homeless in power chairs; it's a mobile battlestation. Can't carry as much as a stolen shopping cart, but you can drive a mobility cart or power chair into a store and never have to leave your stuff behind. And people in customer-facing jobs really don't want to call out a mobility device faker.

Vickie doesn't seem like the type, though.

I mean… I’ve seen people live in those tiny two door Japanese/Chinese minicars, and a power chair with a built in bed can’t be that much bigger. Sounds kinda cozy actually.

Vicky doesn’t seem the type, but imagine all the content we’d be getting! She’d constantly tweet about the noise bothering her autistic ears, pedestrians who accidentally bumped into her, and numerous graphic descriptions of shitting in some rando McD.

 

[Temperance]

Tales from Vicky's bed:

(Early 2018 was during her first semester of college, I believe.) You can probably bet that her current attempt at college is going about as well...




Her second semester didn't go any better. Stayed in bed for days at a time due to crippling depression, then started doing her frivolous trips to the ER (likely to get out of schoolwork or have an excuse for missing deadlines).



I guess depression was too mundane, because she eventually started attributing all her time in bed to other things. Munchie arc in full swing.


She frequently eats in bed... totally because of her POTS, you see!

I guess that explains these classic tweets: [1] [2]



Anyway, she's bedbound and uwu so sick. Can't do schoolwork without a "bed desk".


She started e-begging at some point, and even admitted to spending a bunch of money on food delivery due to being bedbound. (Imagine all that fast food just rotting in bed with her for days at a time...)


"Literally" can't wake up or get out of bed.


The wheelchair/deconditioning arc begins.


Ew.


The ER and her bed at home - her two favorite places, no doubt. She also dreams about having a "night" bed and a "day" bed.


She's gone 7+ days without showering.


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The Munching gets worse.

Her parents aren't pleased. Also, notice how Victoria now denies that she's staying in bed all day due to depression. It's totally her mysterious illnesses!


More eating in bed. (She's talking about her parents' dog, for context.)


Standard hospital beds are no longer good enough for Princess Vicky.


Gimme opioids!


Mom tries & fails to bribe her into going outside.

Spoiled princess.


So mad about losing access to opioids that she refused to leave her bed (even to pee) and got a UTI.

Then she started REEEEEEEEEEEing.


Calls her mom a bitch for being fed up with her BS.


She totally wants to do stuff in NYC, but she's just ~~INCREDIBLY ILL~~. uwu Better stay in bed all day and watch cartoons!


"I hope she gets a bed sore and doesn't get to shower for 2 weeks." Vicky's really telling on herself here...


It's all her parents' fault!!! She rotted in bed because they "overworked" her!


Possibly shitting herself in bed. Could it be a fetish?


"severely ill over the last two months and spending 95% of my time in bed recovering"


Shower? Nah, don't wanna leave cozy bed. >:(


HALP!


~The End~

 

[CyberInu]

Everyone laughs at her in NYC so she reaches out to Munchie paradise: Florida.

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Yay, Kiwi-bros, the myasthenia arc continues!

Sounds like that Dr. knew a rich sucker when she saw one. Of course she suggested her "program", Vicky's one of the idiots that would buy it.