Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sperg Spectating]

What the fuck. I @ @Admiral Throbnelius Admiral correctly, but the page fucked me over. Awesome.

Nigga you're retarded.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Hnhmm

You are just baiting like a retard right now.

>no counter argument
I’ll take that as a concession, Claudio.

 

[NuIItley]

Her name is Alba, and... uh, I think the reason why she isn't even in a registry is because (why the fuck does) she live in a province in the mountains.

Let's assume that "Alba" even exists at all in the first place. Even if her actual age isn't registered in any living centenarian lists, it's odd to me that you didn't attach any pictures of her. And before you say something like "that's a private matter, it isn't any of your business", Claudio, you were the one who initially came to this website and decided to run your mouth off to everybody else, which resulted in everything about your personal life, from your accounts on the Internet to more private info, being leaked - all of this unprompted, by the way. You had all this time to stop for a second and think about what you were/are doing, and yet you didn't. I doubt the word "privacy" even came to your mind at all in the first place, so I don't see why it'd be different for the topic we're discussing right now. Anyway, since "Alba" is a part of your (maternal) family, she'd have your mother's maiden surname, isn't that correct? What is her exact DOB (month and day)?

You are just baiting like a retard right now.

No, not really, he provided plausible evidence to prove that you're most likely lying about the existence of your relative "Alba". Again, some evidence (actual, REAL pictures preferred) would be nice, but also, I don't even know why I'm bothering with you in the first place.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

That was fucking boring, guys. Why did it feel like—? Oh.



That explains quite a lot. I am just going to say it again, @admiral Throbnelous. I can see through your stunts and easily guess that you don't even think I am a pedo. Good luck still believing that in a year, after the high fades away.

Hey guys admiral Throbnelous here. Call me Sean Astin if that's easier.

Anyway, I don't know what your point about "stunts" even is. It's just a small write up detailing your interactions with Synth's community as the main focus. You call it boring but what did you expect? You already have a dedicated thread so making your section in the Synthverse thread longer is redundant.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Anyways, LET'S GO.

This line implies that this is (or is at least part of) what you were saving for May 25th. Is this seriously it? This is even less impactful than the @Sperg Spectating profile picture stuff!

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Hey guys admiral Throbnelous here. Call me Sean Astin if that's easier.

Anyway, I don't know what you're point about "stunts" even is. It's just a small write up detailing your interactions with Synth's community as the main focus. You call it boring but what did you expect? You already have a dedicated thread so making your section in the Synthverse thread longer is redundant.

No, actually Claus is right. You should've transcribed all 2,827 posts into the OP. Keep losing, Mr. Astin.

 

[Tread Miller]

Terribly sorry to rush you along after you just got unbanned, @Tread Miller, but Claudio is claiming that he posted proof he didn't rape that cat in your dms. Could you post it?

These are the DMs Claudio sent me:

Spoiler: Page 5 (some already posted ITT)

Spoiler: Page 6

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

No, actually Claus is right. You should've transcribed all 2,827 posts into the OP. Keep losing, Mr. Astin.

Alas I, a mere European American, am constrained by the OP's character limit, so I can't truly capture all of Claus's winning.

 

[NuIItley]

These are the DMs Claudio sent me:

Spoiler: Page 5 (some already posted ITT)

View attachment 7398271

Spoiler: Page 6

View attachment 7398287

Why does he only talk to you in DMs? From what I've read you're the only person that's actively communicating with Claudio in private messages, what made him choose you specifically? Sorry if this comes across as a bit aggressive, I just find it to be intriguing.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Why does he only talk to you in DMs? From what I've read you're the only person that's actively communicating with Claudio in private messages, what made him choose you specifically? Sorry if this comes across as a bit aggressive, I just find it to be intriguing.

He has DMed a bunch of people. Tread Miller is the only one who doesn't straight up tell Claudio to kill himself, so Claudio keeps on crawling back.

The "woman" thing might also have something to do with it.

 

[Tread Miller]

Why does he only talk to you in DMs? From what I've read you're the only person that's actively communicating with Claudio in private messages, what made him choose you specifically? Sorry if this comes across as a bit aggressive, I just find it to be intriguing.

What @Sperg Spectating said, plus I've said in the DMs before that I started to believe him due to his reactions (until he started sperging out in both DMs and his thread), so I guess it's become his habit.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

plus I've said in the DMs before that I started to believe him due to his reactions (until he started sperging out in both DMs and his thread),

I guarantee that this is the reason why. Claudio has exhibited many of the traits of a pathological liar before. Usually, when pathological liars find an “in”, they exploit it for all it’s worth.

 

[Rango Dango]

I wonder if Claudio is like that potato-men race from Doctor Who, where if you were to lightly punch his breathing-tube he would drop dead

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I wonder if Claudio is like that potato-men race from Doctor Who, where if you were to lightly punch his breathing-tube he would drop deadView attachment 7398454

He's a Son-tard-an.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Let's assume that "Alba" even exists at all in the first place. Even if her actual age isn't registered in any living centenarian lists, it's odd to me that you didn't attach any pictures of her.

Sorry for the lack of response but I was writing another one somewhere else.

I can search one for you guys if you want. As long as you leave the poor woman alone, I already know she won't survive this decade, let her die while she knows who she fucking, or who her family is.

I will need to ask around, I won't say why.

What @Sperg Spectating said, plus I've said in the DMs before that I started to believe him due to his reactions (until he started sperging out in both DMs and his thread), so I guess it's become his habit.

Thanks for posting those.

By "I won't say why" I meant I wouldn't tell my family members why. Jesus fucking Christ, me.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Sorry for the lack of response but I was writing another one somewhere else.

He posted an entire fucking novel in the Synthcel thread. (L) / (A)

 

[NuIItley]

I can search one for you guys if you want. As long as you leave the poor woman alone

Then do it? It's not like we're planning on phonebooking "Alba". If she even exists, that is. I have a hard time in believing anything that comes out of your mouth because 80% of the time you post something I struggle significantly in trying to decipher what it means. And again, it'd be nice of you to inform her exact DOB. As of right now the only evidence proving that "Alba" is a real, living centenarian is that message you posted earlier, and I don't think I need to say why that's an extremely unreliable source of info.

By "I won't say why" I meant I wouldn't tell my family members why. Jesus fucking Christ, me.

Why couldn't you just edit your original post? Retard.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Why couldn't you just edit your original post. Retard.

Lolcows can't edit their posts. DFE risks.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Sorry for the lack of response but I was writing another one somewhere else.

I can search one for you guys if you want. As long as you leave the poor woman alone, I already know she won't survive this decade, let her die while she knows who she fucking, or who her family is.

I will need to ask around, I won't say why.

Claudio, I know you think we’re all demonic, so I want to show you otherwise. If you do provide proof, you have my word that I will leave Alba (and every other member of your family, for that matter) alone. I only have issues with you. I can’t say the same for others in the thread, but I can say that for me.

Thanks for posting those.

Yeah, thanks @Tread Miller. Claudio’s unhinged responses on page 6 were really fucking funny. Nearly made my day.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Why

My ability to do that was removed for the 2nd time.