No problem, 5 grand oughtta cover it.
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How did Russhole manage to save up $5k within a few months of having his car repo'ed and being evicted due to unpaid rent? He admits to making $14/hr and - as far as I can tell - is still renting a car. I have no idea how much a long term car rental is in Vegas, but I suspect it'd be a heck of a lot more than paying a car note on a 2022 Nissan Versa.
Assuming the madlad actually did this, then I have to (begrudgingly) give him props for his work ethic.
It's just a shame that Russhole admitted to refusal to pay his rent due to the apartment complex's front gate being broken, thus allowing the repo men to take his car. The same Versa he couldn't or wouldn't make payments on due to a failed alternator (fellow Russtorians, please feel free to correct the record if I've misremembered these events).
I suspect Russhole has been sitting on some savings throughout his entire "homelessness" arc, assuming he was ever homeless at all (which I still doubt).
He may now have $5k in savings, or he may not. Either way, he's going to need a lot more than $5k to start a brothel. imo he'd be better off spending part of that money on a 20 year old Toyota and just keep DoorDashing for the foreesable. If he keeps being frugal, he should be able to keep his hooker fund topped up for long enough to pay for him to have his penis sucked once a quarter.
I don't have the time, local knowledge or autism to try and reverse engineer Russhole's current income and expenses. As Russhole has paid the filing fee, I don't think querying his current financial status will either help or hinder the recindment of his IFP status by the Magistrate.
As for the rest of his most recent filings... what I love about Russhole is how his level of histrionic faggotry increases in proportion with the swelling of his trauma lumps. Laying on the emotive words and flowery language like a fifth grader's creative writing assignment where a minimum word count has to be met, that never gets old.