Or he thinks he'll become so internet famous that he won't need to work for the rest of his life, because so many people came to watch him smoke weed on the curb, you guys!
Another instance where having more than two weeks worth of knowledge would've saved him a lot of trouble.
Maybe between this and Chance's iffy police report, all of this will wind up getting dismissed somewhere down the line, (I know almost nothing about the courts, and least of all state specifics) tbh I think it would be the best outcome, since it would be an L for both of them: Court fees due for both parties, the damage SmallD has done to his situation won't change change regardless of which way the case goes, and it would bring about a (remaining) lifetime's worth of cope from the goblin. It might actually break him if he lost this, or it'll just give him more reasons to call the APD corrupt.