Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Encouraged Spaces]

If Nick had any brain cells left he'd take this massive, generational L and cut all ties with his Internet life. Go back to working local cases at your small town law firm, stop obsessing over Aaron fucking Imholte of all people, stop trying to claw your way back to a respected position online. You're too old and stupid to pull it off.

You had a good run, it was fun while it lasted, but singing karaoke alone and sober in your basement while your kids are trying to sleep is cringe. Stop being cringe. Just give it up and be a nobody like everybody else.

 

[newuser131]

Nick never lies, he just plays word games and bends reality to fit the absurdity of his internal narrative.

this was true in the past. but now, his brain is so damage from the alcohol, drugs and gases that i am not sure he thinks he is lying.

what is that saying "it is not a lie, if you believe it". well, i think his brain process goes as follows:

makes up false narrative -> goes through his memory banks -> is stored as actual memories due to damaged brain cells -> now thinks his lies are actual memories.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

So my assumption with the Nanny giving the kids alcohol is likely that the Nanny had kombucha or something. She worked/ works at a juice bar at a physical therapy place. The kid had one of them and it's one of those 2% alcohol kombucha and the girl likely profusely apologized upon realizing it had alcohol.

Nick never lies, he just plays word games and bends reality to fit the absurdity of his internal narrative. However, he is a lying liar who lies so it could all be 1000% fiction.

It could be that she caught the kids getting into his alcohol b/c she got busy while doing dishes or she was driving one kid some where and Kayla was suppose to be doing something with the other but she was passed out or watching DS9. Perhaps there is a kernel truth here but he is spinning the details? Anything is possible.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I am not having luck getting GhostArchive to work. Will get archives shortly.

Well, I just stumbled upon something rather interesting while archiving with archive.ph. If you replace the Twitter handle in the link with the letter "i", the archived version includes contextual information—such as replies and previous tweets. Go ahead, give it a try.

(Example: x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1925717491134668897 → archive using: x.com/i/status/1925717491134668897)
Result: https://archive.md/XOiJt

 

[Pelican Bones]

So my assumption with the Nanny giving the kids alcohol is likely that the Nanny had kombucha or something. She worked/ works at a juice bar at a physical therapy place. The kid had one of them and it's one of those 2% alcohol kombucha and the girl likely profusely apologized upon realizing it had alcohol.

Nick never lies, he just plays word games and bends reality to fit the absurdity of his internal narrative. However, he is a lying liar who lies so it could all be 1000% fiction.

Please stop bullshitting stories to try and justify how Nick's lies aren't actually lies.

Thank you.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

machine generated

3am shadow work after scrolling through old pictures of Aaron

 

[RotPockets]

I don’t know why you’re even humoring the idea. She never gave the kids alcohol at all.

Please stop bullshitting stories to try and justify how Nick's lies aren't actually lies.

Thank you.

Anyone entertaining his bullshit by operating within his lies, does so knowing that it sexually gratifies him to have you play along. Every “hypothetical” arouses his hypothetical erection.

 

[make_it_so]

If Nick had any brain cells left he'd take this massive, generational L and cut all ties with his Internet life. Go back to working local cases at your small town law firm, stop obsessing over Aaron fucking Imholte of all people, stop trying to claw your way back to a respected position online. You're too old and stupid to pull it off.

You had a good run, it was fun while it lasted, but singing karaoke alone and sober in your basement while your kids are trying to sleep is cringe. Stop being cringe. Just give it up and be a nobody like everybody else.

He let his law license expire because he was too busy being a alcoholic junkie to keep up with his required CE courses, and it's doubtful that even if he did try to start again that he would 1. be able to complete his required CE 2. be allowed to practice again as a lawyer in good standing due to his behavior. I recall that there's an active inquiry against him from the Minnesota state bar.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Anyone entertaining his bullshit by operating within his lies, does so knowing that it sexually gratifies him to have you play along. Every “hypothetical” arouses his hypothetical erection.

The hypothesis that Nick can achieve erection has been thoroughly disproved.

 

[Vibralldo]

Reminder that the report was of an "un-named Nanny". The nanny was not the focus of the report. It seems the reporter was simply aware that the Rekietas had a nanny.

This is the ultimate form of Nick's narcissistic view that when he does something harmful, it's no big deal, even if he thinks it's harmful when others do the same thing

It went from "i was intoxicated around my kids in a safe, responsible way, you were intoxicated in a reckless way" to "i was on the cps report in an innocent way, you were on in a guilty way"

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

"Sir, you're driving dangerously and recklessly."

"Well I'm driving my KEEEEEEEDZ"

"That . . . actually makes it a lot worse."

 

[Radola Gajda]

The hypothesis that Nick can achieve erection has been thoroughly disproved.

That was obvious moment he started shilling balldo. What man would put this thing on ?
One whose penis does not work.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Go back to working local cases at your small town law firm

even if he get's his license back, there is no way on God's green earth anyone in that town would hire him as their attorney.

he'd be better off at this point moving to some other part of Minnesota if he's allowed to because he has fucked himself and his family's reputation in that town to such a degree that it's gotta be impossible for anyone related to him to do basically anything like a normal person anymore.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Rekieta with the "I'm fun" "I'm a fun guy" sounds a lot like someone he talks to has told him he is NOT fun and NOT funny and he now performing to prove them wrong.

I mean he has proven us wrong. By singing Karaoke alone he has shown to everyone he is a looser. Bullying him does in fact provide a lot of fun.

 

[make_it_so]

even if he get's his license back, there is no way on God's green earth anyone in that town would hire him as their attorney.

he'd be better off at this point moving to some other part of Minnesota if he's allowed to because he has fucked himself and his family's reputation in that town to such a degree that it's gotta be impossible for anyone related to him to do basically anything like a normal person anymore.

And unfortunately, even if he does move elsewhere in Minnesota, the massive internet footprint of retardedness and degeneracy he has left will still be there and hang like an albatross around his neck.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Nick is going to hit Galaxy Gas super hard when the body cam footage drops. Can you OD on that stuff? I imagine it would kill you if you do too much.

 

[3MMA]

I've censored the names but the description of the February 2023 report only names the two elder Rekieta daughters and doesn't name either of the sons or the younger daughter.

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If what Rekieta says is true, that means that in addition to people at the church, the girls' dance instructor also reported them, and the context makes it seem like it's because they were coming to the dance class hungry.

Reminder that the report was of an "un-named Nanny". The nanny was not the focus of the report. It seems the reporter was simply aware that the Rekietas had a nanny.

How convenient that Rekieta seems to have forgotten that both his and his wife’s names were mentioned in the same CPS report as the nanny, huh?

Just another fine example of his paltering.

And the nanny wasn’t even named. She was mentioned as someone who’d drive the kids to dance practice for the parents, Nick & Kayla, who are the ones being reported. If the nanny’s name didn’t even register to make it on the report (when it easily could,) then the report was logically not about the nanny.

Nick is so desperate, trying anything he can to drag those even tangentially related to his royal fuck ups into shouldering the parental responsibilities he’s unwilling to burden himself with.

 

[Lemondale]

Maybe the docu drop will happen when nick finds vic's knives inside his messy house.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Nick is going to hit Galaxy Gas super hard when the body cam footage drops. Can you OD on that stuff? I imagine it would kill you if you do too much.

The "OD" is passing out from oxygen deprivation. Depriving the brain of oxygen is how N2O gets you high.

You're unlikely to die immediately from cracking the whip too hard. It kills you from lasting brain injuries. Stroke, hemorrhage, brain swelling etc.

There is a chance , like alcohol, that he dies from hitting the deck or suffocating while passed out.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Maybe the docu drop will happen when nick finds vic's knives inside his messy house.

At this point I genuinely would not be surprised if he tries to say something nasty about Vic. He's lashing out at everyone who told him to fuck off. The remaining neurons in his head just have to connect "Vic" and "not friend" and he'll make some story up.