Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

Aumiist is the funniest Zoey sock because she lost it over some Zenless Zone Zero character not saying something
 
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If Francis really acks (which will never happen fyi newgod) the thread would probably be locked by null and moved to lolcows of history. So if you want your thread to die, Francis… you know what to do ;)
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he keeps getting proven wrong, hes repeatedly been told "if you get off the internet kiwifarms wont continue attacking you"
now that hes off the internet (temporarily, as we all know) this thread's been inactive as fuck :lit:
 
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dcss said:
If Francis really acks (which will never happen fyi newgod) the thread would probably be locked by null and moved to lolcows of history. So if you want your thread to die, Francis… you know what to do ;)
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If Francis really leaves the Internet for a while which will probably never happen. Then it this thread might also go in Lolcows of History for it being Inactive. Speaking of which if there isn’t any news with Francis I consider checking to see if there is any Obituaries to see if he really did commit.
 
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Speaking of which if there isn’t any news with Francis I consider checking to see if there is any Obituaries to see if he really did commit.
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He's not dead don't worry. he's in the literal pedophile discord owned by Sling Mingostein just chatting occasionally, saying nothing of note.
 
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dcss said:
He's not dead don't worry. he's in the literal pedophile discord owned by Sling Mingostein just chatting occasionally, saying nothing of note.
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Francis is antisemetic, transphobic and more in this full conversation with Zach and “cancer lord” leaked by Cancer lord xerself. This took place before and during the Frankpocalypse.
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It's a shame that Francis is the one doing the talking. Even if it is probably just meaningless jokes/insults being thrown at Zach for ""fun"", I agree with what he's saying here. Too bad it's instantly nullified.
 
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Why are people so autistic nowadays?
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They've always been like this for the last 200,000 to 300,000 years, We haven't changed physically, so be sure there was Caveman Lolcows the only difference now is that we are so interconnected and have people documenting it all, isn't amazing!
 
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They've always been like this for the last 200,000 to 300,000 years, We haven't changed physically, so be sure there was Caveman Lolcows the only difference now is that we are so interconnected and have people documenting it all, isn't amazing!
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i wonder who the very first documented lolcow in history would have been in this case
 
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I am embarrassed to have arrived so late to the party but nonetheless, it's been really fun sifting through this thread. I thought no one could top Ian and Anisa, but Francis might just give them a run for their money. Honestly shocked to think that this thread didn't get a feature. It was so entertaining reading through it. 2025 has been a very productive year for the lolcow milking industry

Francis is where he belongs, holed up with his fellow pedotroon fuckwits and I eagerly await his comeback!
 
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