🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr.Bucket]

This showed up on the main page after I moved from this thread. It's like pottery.

 

[HackerX]

Enjoy prison, piggy child.
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I love that he's got no idea what he's being detained for. Rightfully so. There's easily half a dozen explanations. Some more likely than others, but it could be anything.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I don’t know about Mexico but prescription drugs here come in a bottle with a printed label stating the date, prescription number, doctor’s name, # of pills prescribed, directions for use, # of refills left etc. They don’t just give out packages of pills like Ralph is clutching in that pic. That’s how mail order pills come.

They do in Mexico. You just get like a box of blister packs.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Looks like piggy is going to spend another 48 hours spend handcuffed to a wall, forced to sleep on the cold floor as the authorities laugh at the obese farm animal.
I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner, that's what happens when you keep crossing the border without proper papers and in the constant state of intoxication. I hope they will make an example of him.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Ralph nooooooo yessssssss!

 

[Um...]

They do in Mexico. You just get like a box of blister packs.

Really? They just hand over blister packs of controlled substances like that?

 

[break these cuffs]

Looks like piggy is going to spend another 48 hours spend handcuffed to a wall, forced to sleep on the cold floor as the authorities laugh at the obese farm animal.

48? It's Memorial Day weekend friendo.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

48? It's Memorial Day weekend friendo.

48 hours and a trip to the hospital after the seizure withdrawal hit then.

Congrats on your sobriety Ralph!

 

[RodgerDodger]

It was bound to happen when you do not have a driver's license or passport and you travel while cosplaying a romero zombie with pockets full of pills.

Have we finally established plausible deniability as to Ralph being an American Citizen?

"Nope! Sorry! Not ours. Try Canada."

 

[Truly Rural]

he stated multiple times that he has a prescription, but also inmerida you can get xannies and others OVER THE COUNTER with no prescription. he also changed to mexican xannies not long ago. so that might have done him in.

What Ralph specifically claimed is that in Mexico you can walk into a pharmacy, request a prescription drug, and if you happen to not have a prescription they write you one on the spot. If this is true, and it might as well be, these prescriptions are not like your regular ones from a proper doctor with refills, they are for the box/bottle you are getting at the time with no time limit. He can just walk to the next pharmacy and get another "prescription" and so on.

From my understanding it is merely a formality to have a paper trail of prescription drugs, nothing more.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

I love how the only time ralph's Xitter has any sort of meaningful engagements are either he's (presumably) dead or in jail.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

So now that Ralph's back in Mutt Land and in jail, that means that Mutt's Law applies, right?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Eagerly awaiting updates from Gunt latest trip to fabulous Tijuana to see his sun. I wonder why he was bothering to cross the border today? He’s probably scared to stay in Tijuana anymore.

People like Ralph are why I'll never take white nationalism seriously. If your entire self-worth is based around carrying blonde hair and blue eyes genes while crawling out of white trash nutsack when you were conceived in a Memphis trailer park and taking credit for the accomplishments of other white men, your genes are the equivalent of absolute dogshit.

It’s extra hilarious when you consider Ralph’s entire immediately family existed thanks to government welfare. His mom was on it, his dad was on it, his brother is on it (but no argument on that one), the prenatal, birth and medical care of both his children was thanks to Medicaid and welfare benefits.

Faith and Xander are on California welfare benefits and MedICAL, which is why they agreed to $800 a month child support. If she gets too much she won’t get all the gibs and the state of California is a far better provider than Ralph. But had they not had a support agreement the state would have gone after Ralph for it due to Xander being on benefits.

May probably got Medicaid when she moved back to NY, but it appears shes gotten to work since then. Between her working, and grandpa Harry, I’d guess they are off the welfare track. They don’t care about some tiny monthly check from Ralph. Harry wants that tie severed and no Ralphawelfare family tradition for his daughter and granddaughter.

A Ralph offspring that isn’t a life long welfare dependent would be a real Morris family accomplishment of nurture vs nature.

 

[Obscura539]

I love how the only time ralph's Xitter has any sort of meaningful engagements are either he's (presumably) dead or in jail.

He’s probably trying to gather attention for his garner some momentum for his follower count on twitter.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Trying to kill time before I’m done at work and get stuck in traffic listening to MATI. Grok feels like a new warrant is the most definite reason given his history and mention of Cali or NY. Of course so far no one has managed to produce a warrant so who knows. Grok feels Xanax is less likely because Ralph knew he was going to be held and if he was busted for Xanax he wouldn’t have had time to xeet out “I’m innocent I swear! I even have a prescription!”



Could it be a secret third thing or Ralph doing a work? Who knows I’d rather not torture the machine spirit with more cursed knowledge

 

[lowly kiwi merchant]

Grok says it is 70% likely he made it all up:

• If Ralph were truly detained, it’s unlikely he’d have the opportunity to tweet—CBP typically restricts phone access in detention settings. This detail might be an embellishment to make his story seem more daring or rebellious, fitting his “gonzo journalist” persona.
• Motivation for Fabrication
  • Ralph’s online career thrives on drama and controversy, as evidenced by his history of feuds, legal issues, and suspensions from platforms like DLive (per RationalWiki). A fabricated detention story could serve multiple purposes:
    • Sympathy and Support: Rallying his audience with hashtags like #FreeRalph to boost engagement and reinforce his “persecuted” narrative.
    • Content Creation: Generating material for his podcast or streams, as his legal troubles often become central topics (e.g., his 2022 revenge porn conviction was widely discussed in his circles).
    • Distraction: If Ralph has other ongoing issues—personal, legal, or financial—he might use a dramatic story to shift focus or regain relevance.
  • The timing of the post, just before he claims he’ll lose phone access, ensures maximum impact: he gets the story out, stirs up reactions, and then “disappears,” leaving his audience to speculate and amplify the narrative.

 

[Truly Rural]

No, cos 1 year suspended is long over.

I AM DUMB, @Die For Me! I thought you asked about Faith thing. You are right, he totally can fuck himself up with this. The judge on his ass asked for Nation wide warrant the first time.

 

[Rage Pig]

Tweet disappeared from his main page but is still on his answer page, never seen that before.
Archive https://archive.is/xrY7T

Edit: It's back now, most likely street shitter code issue.

 

[There She Glows]

Tweet disappeared from his main page but is still on his answer page, never seen that before.
Archive https://archive.is/xrY7T

It's still at the top of his main page for me underneath the pinned post.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Really? They just hand over blister packs of controlled substances like that?

they'll deliver it to your hotel