Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread) - Might have an account here

[Jace on ice]

It does feel forced and the thought of gay ops by a group of people to weaponize KF is intriguing, but for now my conclusion is that Synth had sperg fever(tm) for a while and is receiving a well deserved cold shower. Currently I am on the side of laughing at retards on the internet.

Oh yea absolutely, tard out and reap the consequences.

 

[Dravec]

A femboy faggot that YOU kill, and a Troon God that is in a perma-state of suffering (Xhe's crucified) when you start the game. The most questionable thing in Elden Ring is the A/B body type nonsense, and no, Mohg isn't a faggot, the femboy brainwashed him. Pre-Brainwash Mohg had the Pureblood Knights, Sir Anbasch (one of the most morally righteous characters in Elden Ring) being one of the knights in service of Mohg, as soon as the Femboy/Tranny Demi-God brainwashed Mohg, the Pureblood Knights disolved and Mohg created the tranny-loving degenerate cult (The Bloody Fingers, professional tranny dilators) that you also kill during the main campaign. A sad thing is that Anbasch wounded Miquella, but he couldn't finish him off in order to save Mohg, so Miquella stole his heart too.

Ah, so it's okay as long as you kill them? Even though you repair Marika in all but one or two endings? Even though neither Miquella or Marika are portrayed as evil?

Hypocrisy 101.

 

[Moopy]

Ah, so it's okay as long as you kill them? Even though you repair Marika in all but one or two endings? Even though neither Miquella or Marika are portrayed as evil?

Hypocrisy 101.

You're a bit of a fag, but I actually kinda agree with you here.

I always hate when people forgive gay tranny crap by using highly homosexual excuses like, " it's all optional" or "they let you kill the NPCs you don't like".

 

[Toha Heavy Industries]

Lowkey think that GTA IV would end up better staying on ps2-xbox generation. Developers would be forced to polish and enhance already feature rich code of old engine with snappy arcadey gameplay instead of trying to figure out how to code monkey dancing physics on 8 core chip with sluggish slow controls and overdone driving-talking segments.
And it's not like ps2 could not handle proper character models. True Crime Streets of LA character models released in 2003 looked like they are from different generation compared to Vice City of same year. They look not much worse than GTA IV's.

I can see where you're coming from; I think they jumped the gun releasing 4 on consoles. Developing games for the CELL processor was too complicated at the time, they didn't have enough experience with it. Same goes for the 360 counterpart, but to a lesser extent. They kinda figured it out more with the release of 5.

Figured out what? That instead of tight consistent action packed fun experience they can just shit out ton of boring ass cutscenes that mostly consist of characters talking one of the lamest scripts imaginable for hours, to then hours of slow ass boring driving and talking segments, to then finally be awarded with most basic shooting sequence for few minutes most of a game with a pinch of exciting mandatory gimmick sections like moving containers with crane and yoga session? Yeah, i guess Rockstar figured out their perfect slop formula that will sell hundreds of millions just because its THE GTA game. Get ready to hear Lucia bitch and moan to you for more than half of a game while you drive her across all of Vice City in GTA 6.
For how barebones GTA 3 is, at least it has decency to not force you to deal with bullshit mandatory gimmicks of future installments. No mandatory on rails shooting like in Vice City and so on, no mandatory qte dancing and low rider hopping and lame flight school from San Andreas, no bullshit gimmicks like crane and yoga sections from GTA 5, no mission structure that relies on you driving for hours while hearing useless dialog. There is even some pinch of freedom in how you complete some missions:
- instead of tailing taxi how you are told, you can grab taxi and drive target to destination yourself
- instead of delivering package while being chased by 5-star cops how you are told, you can just go to nearby pay'n'spray first and then deliver with ease
- instead of destroying flying plane with rocket launcher on boat and slowly collecting packages on water while being shoot with police helicopter how you are told, you can instead drive to airport and shoot plane from there and then collect all packages on the ground and quickly get away on vehicle.

You can even skip 30%-40% of missions for some reason (You can ignore current mission giver every time there is new one, except for K(Kenji), you can just ignore him.

Compact, cold, replayable.

Wanted to make some quick video showcasing slug ass pacing of True Crime game versus action packed to the brim experience of GTA 5. But i quickly changed my mind when i saw more than 200gb download for full GTA 5 walkthrough. 16 hours to complete action game is already telling sign of how good its pacing is.
So i'll just post some screens highlighting premium elite experience instead.

Spoiler: Screens

Obligatory Arab Money:
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[Nindo]

Ah, so it's okay as long as you kill them? Even though you repair Marika in all but one or two endings?

Unlike Marika, you always kill Miquella 10 out of 10 times if you beat the DLC.

Even though neither Miquella or Marika are portrayed as evil?

Miquella is portrayed as evil in the DLC and he's done some questionable shit in the base game (The Bewitching Branch and the Haligtree knights being a bunch of suicidal, exploding zombies for example) Marika is already antagonizing you AFTER you kill Morgott (After taking the grace from Godfrey, she gives it back to him, then the grace starts guiding him to find and kill you).

Hypocrisy 101.

Other than the A/B body type mandate, I have yet to find something as bad as this in Elden Ring

WE WUZ KNIGHTS AND SHIEEEET!

 

[Dravec]

Unlike Marika, you always kill Miquella 10 out of 10 times if you beat the DLC.

Miquella is portrayed as evil in the DLC and he's done some questionable shit in the base game (The Bewitching Branch and the Haligtree knights being a bunch of suicidal, exploding zombies for example) Marika is already antagonizing you AFTER you kill Morgott (After taking the grace from Godfrey, she gives it back to him, then the grace starts guiding him to find and kill you).

Other than the A/B body type mandate, I have yet to find something as bad as this in Elden Ring
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WE WUZ KNIGHTS AND SHIEEEET!

So being a slave to a tranny god and forced to serve xir's will is better than a forgettable npc being turned into a nigger? Seems equally retarded to me.

 

[Kharash]

I'm kinda split man. He did legitimately tard out and the Kirsche shit was very gay and cringe but all this seems somewhat forced.

At least Null has the excuse of having been directly insulted by Synth so I get it. For a lot of the other aloggers it just seems weirdly personal for some reason despite a lot of them not even interacting with this thread, nevermind Synth's actual content.

 

[Jace on ice]

At least Null has the excuse of having been directly insulted by Synth so I get it. For a lot of the other aloggers it just seems weirdly personal for some reason despite a lot of them not even interacting with this thread, nevermind Synth's actual content.

Yea both his personal lolcow thread and the one about his fans have this weird angry tone in both the content and the comments, like Synth hurt them personally.

It's very odd, Synth's a weird pervert NEET who plays videogames, not really worth seething over.

 

[Nindo]

So being a slave to a tranny god and forced to serve xir's will is better than a forgettable npc being turned into a nigger? Seems equally retarded to me.

You're really grasping at straws comparing Elden Ring with the Bluepoint Demake. At the end of the day the tranny god fucked up and turned the world into a mess with xher schizo antics, it is up to you in how you fix that shit. The femboy? You always kill him, no matter what, in order to beat the DLC. You have no way to avoid the blatant wokeshit in the Demon Souls Remake (it's in the intro and in the NPCs), that crap is forced and out of place, and a fucking desecration of the original game.

 

[Warai Otoko]

So being a slave to a tranny god and forced to serve xir's will is better than a forgettable npc being turned into a nigger? Seems equally retarded to me.

Haven't played elden ring, what's with the tranny "god"? Did they really add them? What's the disgusting the lore behind it?

 

[Dravec]

Haven't played elden ring, what's with the tranny "god"? Did they really add them? What's the disgusting the lore behind it?

Queen Marika is like the Gwyn of Elden Ring if you played Dark Souls. She’s the god-queen who also has a man form called Radagon. She made two sets of demigods in both her forms (neither her kids, husband or wife know this) and is your character’s entire motivation and reason for existing, the whole game is centered around you reaching xir and fixing the Elden Ring to revive xir and become her new husband/wife.

 

[Wünderkind]

You're a bit of a fag, but I actually kinda agree with you here.

I always hate when people forgive gay tranny crap by using highly homosexual excuses like, " it's all optional" or "they let you kill the NPCs you don't like".

only fable did this well by showing how attracted men are to your character without the need for dialog or further "actions"

this allows the edgily inclined to make a hit list if they so choose

 

[Chudborean]

the tranny god fucked up and turned the world into a mess with xher schizo antics

Marika is portrayed very sympathetically in that instance (favourite son getting killed and all that) and the person against marika, ranni, is portrayed as a power hungry bitch that killed a beloved innocent man, and helped fuck up the world all for power.
In the alright ending you give Marika back all the power back and in the best ending (goldmask) you give a shit ton of power to Marika.

Haven't played elden ring, what's with the tranny "god"? Did they really add them? What's the disgusting the lore behind it?

They're referring to Marika. The Troon accusation comes from the fact that Marika as we see her is actually two people, the other being radagon whom were originally apart of the same vessel then split and later rejoining the same vessel.
Marika and radagon are two separate people so I wouldn't call them trannies. May have gotten the lore wrong.

 

[NewVegasTroop]

Synth mentioned his ghost story being the reason why he identifies as agnostic and not atheist but refused to tell it again or elaborate. As a Mexican, I have a genetic need to know about paranormal happenings! Does someone have the clip of him talking about it??? I really must know

 

[Ricardo Cumsox]

As a Mexican

Well you can stop right there though.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

As a Mexican

 

[Nindo]

Marika is portrayed very sympathetically in that instance (favourite son getting killed and all that) and the person against marika, ranni, is portrayed as a power hungry bitch that killed a beloved innocent man, and helped fuck up the world all for power.

Marika fucked up the world when she deceived everyone with the Mimic Veil, turned herself into a Goddess, and then she slaughtered all of the beings that were reviled by her new Golden Order, like the Omen. Remember that the Omen and other beings marked by the crucible were considered blessed inhabitants of The Lands Between before the arrival of the Elden Beast (physical embodiment of the Greater Will), as soon as Marika came into power, she transformed and corrupted the Crucible turning it into the Erdtree, then she started to persecute all of the beings that had the touch/blessing of the Crucible for hundreds of years.


After that, she used the power of the corrupted crucible (the Erdtree) turning this blessing into a curse, lobotomizing and corrupting the physical appearance of any being touched by the Crucible in the future, transforming most of them into the Misbegotten creatures that we find in the game. And not only that, but the bitch also had the audacity of taking them out of the cycle of reincarnation and I don't think it was the Greater Will acting for her in that point of time, she just hated the Hornsent that much. Marika was a gigantic cunt, and she got what she deserved.

Marika and radagon are two separate people so I wouldn't call them trannies.

Radagon came from Marika, that's a fact, but I think they're 2 separate beings, maybe she created Radagon to act outside of the Erdtree since she can't leave that place. But Radagon turned into the living embodiment of the Golden Order/Greater Will later on. Marika, having some independence in her thoughts, shattered the Elden Ring in the intro because Godhood is a prison and she was losing her mind and tried to escape, but Radagon, being a backup plan of the Greater Will/Elden Beast, "betrayed" and trapped her in the tree.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

A femboy faggot that YOU kill, and a Troon God that is in a perma-state of suffering (Xhe's crucified) when you start the game. The most questionable thing in Elden Ring is the A/B body type nonsense, and no, Mohg isn't a faggot, the femboy brainwashed him. Pre-Brainwash Mohg had the Pureblood Knights, Sir Anbasch (one of the most morally righteous characters in Elden Ring) being one of the knights in service of Mohg, ...

I read the entire post in the formatting of this song, thanks for it, champ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXCUenE0b5A

 

[Deus Exica]

like Synth hurt them personally.

He did. He insulted their favorite videogame sloppa. A lot of them also DESPERATELY want a new Wings or DSP. A lot of their aloggers have the same angry tone, they clearly just want their targets to kill themselves.

Synth doesn't really bite the same way they do though, so I don't know what the end goal is there.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

they clearly just want their targets to kill themselves.

Funny you say that. Someone just donated $5 telling him not to hesitate the next time he planned on offing himself.

Queen Marika is like the Gwyn of Elden Ring if you played Dark Souls. She’s the god-queen who also has a man form called Radagon. She made two sets of demigods in both her forms (neither her kids, husband or wife know this) and is your character’s entire motivation and reason for existing, the whole game is centered around you reaching xir and fixing the Elden Ring to revive xir and become her new husband/wife.

Seems like Gwyndolin is actually slightly gayer since instead of a technically separate entity Gwyndolin was just a dude with tranny fortifications in the lore. Marika has a tranny alter ego at the worst. All that said I don't think that troon shit in the games makes them inherently bad as far as a game is concerned.

A femboy faggot that YOU kill, and a Troon God that is in a perma-state of suffering (Xhe's crucified) when you start the game.

I don't think this makes the game any better either. Especially if you simply say, "There's a femboy faggot and a troon god".