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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 319 92.5%
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Um... said:
He’s probably sitting in some cheap Tijuana motel room with his snout firmly glued to this forum, gleefully waiting to ‘trend worldwide on Twitter.’
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Not going to happen, there's little engagement and tweet is 6 hours old. May very well be a wrassle wrassle gay work, but other than adding 5 pages to this thread there's nothing to gain for him and he'll just be seen as a notorious liar starved for attention.
 
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porkWellington said:
Harry bringing it up injects some copium into it being true, but I have no idea what he means about the disease thing.
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Ralph's browsing history came up and he was looking up AIDS clinics in Merida, then a couple weeks later he got fucked by a tranny in Colombia so hard he seized on the ground and injured his knee so he might be referencing that.

Really though I think Harry's just taking a victory lap after Ralph threatened to put a bullet in his brain.
 
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HackerX said:
I love that he's got no idea what he's being detained for.
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If he has been detained, my money is on him being delinquent on Xander's child support. Faith has let him pay late and make catch up payments in the past, but I think the RP resurfacing has prompted her to stop playing nicely.
 
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It could be as simple as him getting obliterated again / not having enough money to make it to Sandy Eggo and he's trying to save face. Making up the story that he got detained for being a Mexican outlaw is a lot more bad ass than "I'm on too many drugs to function" or "I'm poor"

Which facility would one contact for a list of detainees?
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
If he has been detained, my money is on him being delinquent on Xander's child support. Faith has let him pay late and make catch up payments in the past, but I think the RP resurfacing has prompted her to stop playing nicely.
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Could easily be that, it could also be that his very public abuse of prescription medication was alerted to customs. And if that 90 pill bottle has more than 90 pills in it, that's a felony. And I know someone who had their bottles opened and counted trying to come back in the country with something.
 
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MaltVinegarRespecter said:
he wouldn't telegraph his L's like that
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Personally I think this is an actual planned werk. However Ralph was genuinely worried last two days about what ifs in the US, so much so he even said his top jew will bail him out if needed. I think he "planned" that some kind of arrest can happen, 50/50. If it doesn't happen, it's perfect worky work, if it happens, oh well.
 
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Truly Rural said:
Personally I think this is an actual planned werk. However Ralph was genuinely worried last two days about what ifs in the US, so much so he even said his top jew will bail him out if needed. I think he "planned" that some kind of arrest can happen, 50/50. If it doesn't happen, it's perfect worky work, if it happens, oh well.
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If the arrest is real and he believes someone is going to post bail, he may be in for a treat. Dude lives in another country and routinely leaves not only the state, but the nation on a regular basis. He could be easily classified as a flight risk and get remanded. But I think this is fake and gay and in a couple days he's gonna try and say he fooled the broke dick farms like normal. But if I'm wrong that's even funnier.
 
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