🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[RollingRock2]

What a win he made it into the country he is a citizen of

 

[Schpoots]

What is the work? Everyone made money off his epic plot and he made none because he didn't stream. Five star days I guess.

 

[Lokenstien]

Imagine gloating about how much people elate at the thought of you getting brutally detained by United States authorities. The drunken xanny Nanny’s really have put his brain to sleep.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Big win for the Ralphamale, I'm sure he made a lot of money and gained thousands of new viewers with this incredible work that nobody saw coming.
WINNER:
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I was wondering when the dental issues would start to become visible. Ralph does not seem like the kind of guy who brushes at least twice a day and I am not thinking he is doing a lot of flossing.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1926112223136477664

https://archive.is/13vF1

Holy shit that actually made me cringe.

Normally other people tweet that at Ralph being ironic.
Ralph feeling embarrassed that none of his usual ballwashes are out toeing the line, he decides to ball wash himself. SAD! PATHETIC!!!

 

[Rage Pig]

What is the work? Everyone made money off his epic plot and he made none because he didn't stream. Five star days I guess.

He did the meme.

 

[Giga Troll]

these two really are just beefing with each other in the middle of the night huh

 

[The Auditor]

I hope this happens, Wayne and Ralph living together would be kino..

 

[CarlosDanger]

these two really are just beefing with each other in the middle of the night huh
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Yeah I have been having a few cold beers and watching it, it has been wildly entertaining. I get the sense Jim will be streaming about piggy soon.

 

[There She Glows]

these two really are just beefing with each other in the middle of the night huh
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I'm not a metokur simp I don't even watch his streams, but what more can you ask for in a wife than one who sticks to the vows "in sickness and in health"? If your wife is still loyal and wiping your ass through years of cancer aids that's winning the marital lottery. Not exactly an own to go after Jade considering how fast the horse fled the stable.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Who does that, lie about getting arrested? Is it supposed to be cool?

Ralph realises the only way people pay attention to him any more is when bad things happen to him. Since he obsesses over his threads here he definitely saw how much we all enjoyed him rolling around his filthy floor on the last pillstream and just knew we'd eat up him getting detained by ICE.

Too bad he can't turn any of these werks into something profitable, then he might actually be able to provide for the kids he abandoned.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why does anyone think it was actually "a WoRk"? Like the work when he got kicked off a flight and his wife "whore" fled? Or the work when he embarrassed pantsu so badly she called her father to drive 5 hours in the middle of the night to rescue her? Or the work when he got beat up by a mexican bouncer and lost all of his belongings? All those things were fake too, oh wait.

"a work" is Ethan Ralph speak for, I'm embarrassed but I'll pretend my nigger behaviour is some how actually a win. aka cope.

Must be wild waking up every day to see what embarrassing shit you tweeted out about your miserable existence in your Dr Jekyll Xanax stupor.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

https://theonion.com/zing-i-just-got-you-with-another-one-of-my-trademark-c-1819583904/

 

[NotreallyPutin]

You can get the generic version of Xanax, Alprazolam, in Thailand for about 300 Baht (9 USD) for 10, 0.5 mg pills.

I'm not sure if that's a lot since I don't take Xans. The side effects, especially the effects when mixed with alcohol and antiviral medications, sound way too dangerous.

How and why people take this stuff, is beyond me.

 

[Victim2988]

I guess it was not a "werk" but a routine control. Weird guy going through the border quite often and just after a trip to columbia, smelling alcohol and urine and in possession of pill bottles. He was detained a couple of hours and let go when they realised he's just a mentally ill bum pretending to be an "internet legend".

 

[sufferhorse]

he has to wake up at 7 am at the latest, to be ready for the visitation. and he is high on merrie jane's drugs and hollering out at 3 am...
He just does not learn

 

[Franz Joseph]

he has to wake up at 7 am at the latest, to be ready for the visitation. and he is high on merrie jane's drugs and hollering out at 3 am...
He just does not learn

With the combos of booze, drugs, and low IQ, he never stood a chance.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I was wondering when the dental issues would start to become visible. Ralph does not seem like the kind of guy who brushes at least twice a day and I am not thinking he is doing a lot of flossing.

A decade ago. He has dentures.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

A thought occurred to me:
All these PSA from 80s about drugs and harm of it will never be as effective as video of KEEELSTREEEEM. Especially the parts of Ralph's looping mixed with his visage. Also, if a normie sees him - they think Ralph is in his 60s

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A thought occurred to me:
All these PSA from 80s about drugs and harm of it will never be as effective as video of KEEELSTREEEEM. Especially the parts of Ralph's looping mixed with his visage. Also, if a normie sees him - they think Ralph is in his 60s

Imagine doing cuts of Ralph, Rekieta, KingCobra, Bossman. No one will ever think drugs are cool after that.