Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[NuIItley]

Next you'll say you have BPD.

Yes I do indeed have BPD. Also bipolar. Also histrionic personality disorder. Also NPD.

I would kill all of you.

Nigger, calm down. It's not like you'd be able to kill anybody in the first place, what with the fact that you're obese. No wonder you needed the tracheal tube.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

What, no chance at redemption?

Do you fucking think redemption is instantaneous? No, you work for it. I have not seen that at all.

Tia Abuela

Achkually she would be a great aunt grandma

All of this applies to you, plus you lay with beasts and worship animal people.

Gnostic retard detected. Quick, tell me your definition of worship RIGHT NOW. And while you're at it, answer me this other question: Who killed Jesus Christ?

 

[Tread Miller]

Do you fucking think redemption is instantaneous? No, you work for it. I have not seen that at all.

Throwing stones in glass casas here.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Yes I do indeed have BPD. Also bipolar. Also histrionic personality disorder. Also NPD.

Sounds bad, have you tried this for a cure?

Throwing stones in glass casas here.

Stay on topic, I was talking about ALL OF YOU.

I’m pretty sure if I was possessed I wouldn’t keep a rosary on my person everyday or have a crucifix on my wall. Isn’t a classic sign of demonic possession a complete aversion to the name and image of the father, the son, and the holy spirit? Btw you’ve done all of this and I’m not the one threatening to murder people.

I think you should stop talking. What about that?

 

[NuIItley]

A liar can't lie if they are dead.

...are you going to kill yourself, then?

 

[Tread Miller]

Sounds bad, have you tried this for a cure?

Okay homo, calm down.

Stay on topic, I was talking about ALL OF YOU.

Alright then, disregarding the fact that that doesn't counter my statement at all, in this quote:

Do you fucking think redemption is instantaneous? No, you work for it. I have not seen that at all.

you used "you," which I interpreted to mean you were talking directly to me. If you wanted to refer to all of us, you should have used "you all."

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Who killed Jesus Christ?

Many people. The one who actually gave the order was Roman governor Pontius Pilate, although he showed considerable reluctance in delivering Jesus’ sentence. Judas was the one who initially sold him out, and the Jews of Judea (the answer you probably want) pressured Pilate to deliver the death sentence.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Gnostic retard detected. Quick, tell me your definition of worship RIGHT NOW.

Given that you fantasize about being railed by Tony the Tiger, I'll say my use of the word is about right.

Edit; I noticed you didn't deny the "lay with beasts" portion. I'll take that as a concession, you cat rapist!

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Too bad that's not reality, isn't it? Let's watch you survive 30 degrees Celsius without being a complete bitch about it,

86 degrees Fahrenheit? Those are average summertime temperatures throughout most of the United States. Hell, even Canada gets that hot sometimes.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Many people. The one who actually gave the order was Roman governor Pontius Pilate, although he showed considerable reluctance in delivering Jesus’ sentence. Judas was the one who initially sold him out, and the Jews of Judea (the answer you probably want) pressured Pilate to deliver the death sentence.

>Many people.
>The one who actually gave the order was Roman governor Pontius Pilate


The Conspirators: John 5:18, John 7:1, John 8:37, Matthew 26:3-4,

The Conspirator's Motive: John 11:47–50,

The Conspirators' Expy, the Romans: Matthew 27:1─23, Matthew 27:22–25, Matthew 27:27–35, Acts 2:23─24,

Something no one fucking here seems to know:


Sounds like taking full responsibility to me. Uh oh. Even if the entire situation is the Accusers vs Executioner's fault dilemma.

Oh well, I got what I wanted from you.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The Conspirators: John 5:18, John 7:1, John 8:37, Matthew 26:3-4,

The Conspirator's Motive: John 11:47–50,

The Conspirators' Expy, the Romans: Matthew 27:1─23, Matthew 27:22–25, Matthew 27:27–35, Acts 2:23─24,

Something no one fucking here seems to know:

My brother in Christ these passages simply prove what I was saying. The Jews wanted Jesus to die, so they put considerable pressure on Pontius Pilate to deliver the death sentence, even though he was clearly reluctant to do so. That’s why he metaphorically washes his hands of Jesus’ blood afterwards and says the Jews did it

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Apparently Clause like pokemon. How do you feel about Growlith Claudio?

Edit, I figured it play it browser. Someone named a dog pokemon maya the dog and it made me think of Claudio

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

My brother in Christ these passages simply prove what I was saying. The Jews wanted Jesus to die, so they put considerable pressure on Pontius Pilate to deliver the death sentence, even though he was clearly reluctant to do so. That’s why he metaphorically washes his hands of Jesus’ blood afterwards and says the Jews did it

So, since you failed even to say the correct answer: Have you eaten pork recently? What are your clothes made of? Oh, oh. Do you have tattoos?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

So, since you failed even to say the correct answer: Have you eaten pork recently? What are your clothes made of? Oh, oh. Do you have tattoos?

Classic fedora tipper argument. Claudio, most of the laws in the old testament were laws governing the Levitical priesthood and the ancient tribe of Israel. Jesus fulfilled most of these laws, rendering most of them obsolete. What matters now is not necessary following the letter of these laws, but showing in your spirit and through your actions that you are truly repentant of your misdeeds.

Besides, if we still take these laws literally, you're going to hell too. You have (attempted) to lay with a man as one would with a woman, had lustful thoughts about beasts, threatened people you don't like with violence, and have taken the lord's name in vain numerous times.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Gnostic retard detected.

Woah there buddy, we already have our resident Gnostic nonce @Gflashex.

 

[Gravemind]

So, how's all that "rebuking of the possessed" working out for you so far, Claudio?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

A Mexican sperging out about Jesus and theology on this forum in their dedicated thread? Close enough, welcome back Coltroon.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My entire close family can abide and testify my respect towards animals in general.

Did you buy the cat dinner before you raped it or something?

Achkually she would be a great aunt grandma

(Legal) Incest

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio, most of the laws in the old testament were laws governing the Levitical priesthood and the ancient tribe of Israel. Jesus fulfilled most of these laws, rendering most of them obsolete.

Wrong.

Matthew 17—18

Now answer the fucking question. Do you do all that?

You have (attempted) to lay with a man as one would with a woman,

No one give him the historical context (even in Bible verse) of those leviticus chapters

threatened people you don't like with violence,

No one tell Sneed about how God has ordered His people many times to kill families in a war. Shhh.

and have taken the lord's name in vain numerou

Name one ocassion, you can't.

Edit, I figured it play it browser. Someone named a dog pokemon maya the dog and it made me think of Claudio

What the fuck are you even talking about? Take your fucking meds.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Jesus sacrificed himself for everyone to atone for their sins, whereas your barbaric Aztec gods demanded that you sacrificed children to them.