Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[woodedbag]

its pretty funny how much nick cares about his image in front of these fat pedophiles but he is so addicted to being out of his own mind that he cannot help but take 14 nitrous breaks while live despite knowing everyone with a brain is aware of what he is doing, all while on felony papers. he is pretty much past the point of no return in regards to rehabilitation. my guess is he chris benoit's or chokes to death on his own vomit if he isnt thrown in jail in the near future

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick admits the relationship with April broke down because Nick wasn't having sex with her

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The chance that he dies live on stream from nitrous abuse is low but not zero.

The most likely factor to this would be he takes too big a hit, Blacks out for a second and hits his head hemorrhaging.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

LOL

The Chad Keanu vs the cuck Rekieta

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Well that explains a lot.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

What do you think Nick will do after the stream ends?

 

[KriegsZensur]

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LOL

You know, my grandfather used to train dogs. He preferred bitches, because they always seemed happier when they finished a job off. Have a genuine laugh on their head.

 

[Punished Jenna]

They had her 5 to 1 and still lost, absolutely embarrassing display.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"Wake the fuck up Crackets, we have whippets to huff"
-Keanu (No, the other one)

Seriously though, fucking Keanu bodying these retards is like watching a special needs kid snap and absolutely fold their bullies.
My queen, I fuckin' kneel.

"You're the worst person that could be friends with April, you shared her private info for clout and I hope you die horribly"
-Nick

The worst person to befriend April was you, Nick. Obviously.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Remember, when a problem comes along, Nick MUST whippit.

Before the cream sits out too long, Nick must whippit!

 

[keke]

They are bitching about her being infuriating when she had a reasonable answer for literally everything they grilled her on and when they kept repeating themselves over and over and over she would either repeat her boring but logical (even if a lie, idk) answer or appease them a tiny bit, which they’d LEAP on and call her a narcissist. But because they refuse to accept anything she says, and also won’t say the exact words they want her to say, she’s the infuriating one. Lmao. I fucking hate these people. Never again.

Melton striking Elissa and crying over someone reporting his Twitter. He has no proof it was Keanu, and thinks the email showing he has no proof, IS proof. He has thousands of viewers. Dark times.

 

[TurdThrower]

I was sitting in my car having a smoke in the parking lot of a Dallas Hilton when I heard. Where were you when Nicky Got Arrested?

I was mowing my yard. I took a break to grab a smoke (I've quit since then) and mix a drink since it was the start of my weekend. Checked the farms like any responsible adult would do and noticed the page count had went up by like a 100 or so. I kind of figured that he had either been arrested or was dead and sure as shit I was right on one of them.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

The amazing part is that I think that Keanu was the best person in that stream. That is an extremely low bar to try and climb above.

Edit: They were so insufferable they made Keanu likeable.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is being cucked by Melton's qr code lol


Pure kino

14 fucking whippits in 2 hours

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

oooh when you are on a pedo stream
you must do whip it
when you are on a pedo stream
you must do whip it

get super high
and go to jail
lose your kids
and your house

 

[Chode]

Nick admits the relationship with April broke down because Nick wasn't having sex with her

Pill budget ran out.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It was pretty much obvious.

He really thinks people don’t notice things.
Remarkable that he was so successful, but has so little insight into what people truly notice.

Jekyll and Hyde. Funny to look at but please remember this is real life and this monstrous faggot is around vulnerable people on a daily basis.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"Kayla knows, you dummy!"

All 5 of these chumps are cunts.

"April got mad when I stopped sleeping with her. I don't know what to say. ...[April asked don't you love me] "I have a marriage.""

Yep. She was nothing to him.

 

[Vibralldo]

What do you think Nick will do after the stream ends?

More whippits

We aren't done yet

Whippit 15

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Holy shit, between Ralph, BMJ, and Rackets, all the lolcow luminaries are going harder on the self-destruction than usual. What a day to be on the farms.