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BinaricHate said:
Apparently shes trying to "move on" from the stuff she did and said on that reddit account. May not a good source to use.

Personally while I think she loves the attention, shes also very weirdly asexual. She has hinted before to being a giga rape victim so maybe its a trauma response?
Or maybe she just finds it funny to get people banned on here. You really never know with crazy people as to what goes on through their heads.
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She's a bundle of conflicts. On the one hand she doesn't want to be sexualized. On the other, she got pissed off on her ex for not fucking with her or something.
 
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Alright @Trombonista, this is the real deal. You might not want to fight but Zoey does, so if push comes to shove:
  1. Call the police (normal, sensible and rational option)
  2. FIGHT! (based, cool and epic option)
In the event you choose to be epic, then I'll coach you. My work experience: a couple grappling "fights", breaking up fights and experienced in taking a punch.
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Firstly, if you want to punch you need to understand you will get punched. It's not about the quantity of punches you receive but the quality. Shield your eyes, mouth and neck, the rest can be reasonably endured.

You have power and weight advantage, she has endurance and agility advantage. If you have long hair, tie it up and put on a swimming cap so she doesn't pull on your hair. The way you win this fight is to conserve energy and use it explosively when opportunity comes. The fight is also fought psychologically, so read this thread to find material that'll make her go into a blind rage and come to you. She might sneak in more punches but remember to guard your head and neck, you have to wait for the opportunity to take her to the ground. But if you go down with her and she stands up she has an advantage, so make sure that if you both go down, she stays down with you. If you enrage her then play defense and let her sneak in punches and tire her out. You won't likely get injured if they are body shots since her skeletal frame is incapable of dealing damage. Once shes tired out, she'll likely back down a bit, so insult her to get her on the offensive again, now try to get her into a bear hug or grapple her arm/leg and bring her down. She won't be able to fight back effectively, so now you have a choice: revenge for the punches you endured to dish out damage, or take the pacifist route and make her surrender by her understanding the only way she can get loose is to give up.

If you follow these guidelines, the epic option will go smoothly and you will be victorious, also will send a message to would be future fight seekers that you are not one to messed with. The fight is in your favor and I believe in you, go get 'em champ 💪
 
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Sandnigger said:
Personally, I'd just run away. Not only is she unfit to the point of not catching up, she might have a knife on her. If she's willing to masturbate with one, she'll have no qualms with stabbing someone.
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Zoey doesn't need a dagger. Her talons count as natural weapons and use 1d8 for slashing and an additional 1d4 poison. Due to the grime stored under them, a successful hit means Tromb will need to perform a constitution saving throw or become poisoned.
 
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The Strongest Haaton said:
While I agree with the sentiment that it may be possible for it to lead to that, I disagree that a BPD attentionwhore will ever really leave for one. But second, I'm not entirely convinced she doesn't try to egg it on. Let's look into her past. She, according to her own words, keeps straight men around to siphon money (or at least she wants to) for "gross sex shit"
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This story is clearly just a lie she tells people to make her seem "evil" and "NPD", I don't know how you think she's remotely capable of that level of financial manipulation. Simps are often retarded, but I doubt a shut in autistic NEET is able to attract any simps that even have money to give.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
This story is clearly just a lie she tells people to make her seem "evil" and "NPD", I don't know how you think she's remotely capable of that level of financial manipulation. Simps are often retarded, but I doubt a shut in autistic NEET is able to attract any simps that even have money to give.
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This can't be... Zoey lied on the internet? Who would do something so awful :(
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
I think the problem with most of the serious simps is that they just aren't funny enough. At least with someone like Coltroon, all of his stinkditch chasers are lulzy in their own rights, I mean just read this and compare it to an average love confession in this thread and you will see what I'm talking about.
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I love how the language of the text reads as if it were straight out of one of those old novels that they make you read in literature class. That pretentiousness is peak Fagburst
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
I think the problem with most of the serious simps is that they just aren't funny enough. At least with someone like Coltroon, all of his stinkditch chasers are lulzy in their own rights, I mean just read this and compare it to an average love confession in this thread and you will see what I'm talking about.
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Jesus that image gave me cancer.
 
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