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He's not going on shit I'd be impressed if he makes it halfway through the summer.
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incorrect he is friends with the ghost of o'day simpson
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Eh, idk. I thought that years ago, and yet, he lives on. On the flipside, the more time he continues to walk the Earth assures his inevitable demise will be miserable beyond all comprehension.
Think about it, Sandra's last years were brutal. Double kidney failure, very frequent trips to dialysis, God knows what else. She was certainly in constant pain and misery, but at least she was getting treatment and could somewhat rely on her unreliable son. Ralph ignores his obvious health issues. He won't go to a doctor until he's in agony, and it'll be far too late for them to do anything besides give him painkillers which definitely meshes well with failing kidneys and liver. On top of that, no one will be there to drive him to dialysis. Ralph won't have the benefit of someone telling him to Uber or that it's "not even hot outside". The longer he lives, the more grim it'll get.
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Ralph looks like he could be the same age as my father and he's 25 years younger than him.
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What am impressive variety of tat that will send up in a dumpster within a month.
Ralphs life really is depressing, if it was anyone else I would feel bad for them, but Ralph deserves every second of this depressing existence.
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I'm not going to knock a guy for buying his kid toys on his birthday. I like to say mean shit to Ralph as much as the next guy but that's a pretty nice thing to do.
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By Ralph standards this is good. I’d be more concerned about him showing up smelling like shit!
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He had to throw the Nesquik in there since he mentioned it on the last trip
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It wasn't enough to show the presents, he had to place the bill on top of it. He's such an insecure faggot, it's hilarious. Congrats on spending half a daily goal on your son I guess. Although that proves that he never bought any decent presents on his previous visits, he would have tweeted and bragged about it.
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Lol at the receipt in the photo. And he's checked out but no bags - he arranged the junk in the cart to show it off. What an idiot.
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I think the bag is on the left of the image in the childrens seat part. I think he took everything out of the bag to take a picture with the receipt lmao
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At least they're age appropriate. Unlike a stolen switch.
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It's one of those situations where subjectively criticizing Ralph for this isn't necessarily "wrong", but at least he's doing SOMETHING expected of a biological parent. Ofc, he wants everyone to know he's buying Xanduh birthday presents to own the alogs, but this is about the best you can expect from Ralph. Xanduh won't care (or know) that his dad is doing it for the alogs, all he'll see is this weird, fat, lesbian that visits him a few hours every few months is giving him gifts. This is an objective W for the Ralphamale, no matter how pathetic that may be.
Same dude that xeets and takes pictures of everything and everywhere wants everyone to TOTALLY believe all the cool stuff he does without pictorial ebidence btw.
Hey! He did give him that picture of Sandra that one time.
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RandomShirtlessMan
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Ralph's been bullied so much about not having any cups in his house/shed that he finally bought one.
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So do the gifts have to go through a slot or is there a double door type divider next to the plexiglass window?
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Lol.
Good for him for buying his son some toys, but still, lol. The nesquik is the perfect capstone.
Four year old boys like action figures and Lego, Ralph. You were on the right track with the dolls, but he'll grow out of them quickly.
Glad you're having fun with Xander, do your most to make memories with him at this age because it goes very quickly. Tell him that the aylawgs on the broke-dick farms wish him a happy birthday, too.
Glad you're having fun with Xander, do your most to make memories with him at this age because it goes very quickly. Tell him that the aylawgs on the broke-dick farms wish him a happy birthday, too.
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This stupid ass grift makes me actually MATI. Ralph, how much money did you spend just last month for your shortbus trip to colombia, in the hopes of sexually abusing poor teenagers?