Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Shine-369]

im on team zoey just to be uniquely retarded (i dont have money btw)

Trombo has this in the bag. Snatch Zooey’s wig off her head, while she is distracted and trying to put her wig back on , hit Zooey with the sock full of carrots. Game Over.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Let them "make the square" with carrots!

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

why do i keep seeing the main zoey milkers in gay baby jail
what happened

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

what happened

Bossman was arrested

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

zoey milkers

Excuse you, the correct terminology is “Zoey Nigger”

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Bossman was arrested

damn
tragic

 

[Shine-369]

Bossman was arrested

Hopefully Rat Dad puts the money on his books.

 

[BinaricHate]

Why does she keep latching on to Kiwi Farms so hard? Is it because she loves getting showered with attention (negative and positive) by the users on here? To me that's most plausible explanation, however what weirds me out is the fact that she already has Internet "friends" on sites like Twitter and Instagram (maybe she doesn't receive enough attention from them?), and for supposedly "gangstalking" her, she sure does love interacting with KF constantly over and over again, until she fucks up and gets banned for a certain period of time.

This thread is the closest thing she has to actual human interaction and "friendship". All of the people she interacts with on xitter/insta, hang out with her because shes a part of their community (danganrompa fujoshit/weeb/art/cutwt/tumblr genderblob) and don't really see her much more than that. It's really depressing and tragic but then again this is her choice. She CHOOSES to attention whore on the troon genocide forum of all places.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Is it because she loves getting showered with attention (negative and positive) by the users on here?

Yes. We're by and large interested in whatever she has to say, be it minor powerlevelling or a full on spergout. This is the only online space she has where she can pretty much say whatever she wants to (until it gets her banned).

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Personally, I'd just run away. Not only is she unfit to the point of not catching up, she might have a knife on her. If she's willing to masturbate with one, she'll have no qualms with stabbing someone.

Not if Trombonista remembers the basics of CQC (close quarters combat)

Regarding the betting pool, I am 100% serious no joke telling you all Trombonista will fuck Zoey up in hand to hand combat. If Zoey brings a knife then not only will she be dishonorable but will also prompt a 911 call and enjoy prison


Seriously Zoey don't bring weapons that's just fucked up on every level. In fact don't even come at all.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Seriously Zoey don't bring weapons that's just fucked up on every level.

Zoey comes armed with claws. Even if Zoey lost the fight, Trombonista would end up with some kind of 3rd world infection.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Not if Trombonista remembers the basics of CQC (close quarters combat)
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Regarding the betting pool, I am 100% serious no joke telling you all Trombonista will fuck Zoey up in hand to hand combat. If Zoey brings a knife then not only will she be dishonorable but will also prompt a 911 call and enjoy prison


Seriously Zoey don't bring weapons that's just fucked up on every level. In fact don't even come at all.

Zoey doesn't need to bring a blade. Her hag claws are suitable - and arguably should be considered as - deadly weapons.

 

[Velted]

To recap, she likes biting people (particularly her then-boyfriend), wants others to drink her blood and her new name is "flesh consumer". Chyat, I'm starting to believe that Zoe-zo might be a cannibal

Is she one of those lesbos that in reality really likes dicks but still call themselves lesbian?

Woman can't even be gay right, sad!

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

main zoey milkers in gay baby jail

Am I just a side character to you?

 

[BinaricHate]

Am I just a side character to you?

Us 2025 join dates are second class citizens in the zoeynigger hierarchy

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Even having the achievement about marrying a forum member is causing a bit of a problem.

I'm still looking for anyone interested, but I don't think anyone wants to marry my retarded ass.

Zoey comes armed with claws. Even if Zoey lost the fight, Trombonista would end up with some kind of 3rd world infection.

I imagine the Tigress Claws would be like getting bitten by a komodo dragon. It may take a couple days for the infection to settle in and kill Tromb, but if Tromb gets scratched, she's as good as dead.

Am I just a side character to you?

Yes

Us 2025 join dates are second class citizens in the zoeynigger hierarchy

Exactly. 2024 join dates are the best join dates.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

You need to change your pfp to a picture of Mitsuba in order to be considered a T&H Zoeynigger

 

[Sandnigger]

I imagine the Tigress Claws would be like getting bitten by a komodo dragon. It may take a couple days for the infection to settle in and kill Tromb, but if Tromb gets scratched, she's as good as dead.

Fun fact: a human bite is really dangerous even compared to an animal bite due to all the bacteria we have in our mouths. If it breaks the skin, you should get tetanous shots and watch out for infections.


Edit:

New name (A)
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Spoiler: Pfp

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I have no idea what this might be and reverse image search doesn't give any matches

To recap, she likes biting people (particularly her then-boyfriend), wants others to drink her blood and her new name is "flesh consumer". Chyat, I'm starting to believe that Zoe-zo might be a cannibal

Tried searching for the image, found some weird unrelated shit (deathsitter wtf). Anyway, I think this is probably a cropped image of fanart or ai generated image of Mitsuba and Kou.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Chyat, I'm starting to believe that Zoe-zo might be a cannibal

Nooooo stlaker child, she is not a cannibal, she has only ever eaten her own skin. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.
(A)

edit typos teehee

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Nooooo stlaker child, she is not a cannibal, she has not even eaten her own skin. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.
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"I'm not a cannibal, but..." what a way to start a sentence. Also definitive proof that she still sucks at keeping her socks hidden