Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Wild Irish Rose]

I don't know, I'd been operating on the "bitch is retarded" theme but she totally fucking owned Nick while he was chimping out and melting down harder than I've ever seen before even while five pedos tried to gang up on her.

Aaron at this point is Luigi, Mr. Magoo and the Road Runner wrapped up in one dude.

Retards can still beat other retards. It's why there's boxing in the Special Olympics.

 

[arc minsk]

It’s not clear if his parents were in the house when April moved there or not. They were around during the CPS drama so it’s possible.

no matter the situation, it's

FUCKING WEIRD!

and rekieta said it like it was an epic 360 noscope PWNED fucking dumb bitch KEANU! oh yeah keanu if you're so right, why did my WHORE move in with my PARENTS when kayla was divorcing me? EVER THINK ABOUT THAT FUCKING RETARD?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Where do we place the KeanuKast Kino stream on the scoreboard? I'm feeling somewhere between SEAN!!! and A Cop At Denny's.

Not nearly on the level as the Cokestream. But it's a Top 10.

 

[Sloppa]

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but Keanu is such a catty bitch, I kinda love her.

 

[RodgerDodger]

If she doesn't leave him once the footage drops then she truly is lost. This is going to embarrass them in front of their whole community. For any normal woman that's a deal breaker.

She's brain dead from the benzo's.

 

[KriegsZensur]

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but Keanu is such a catty bitch, I kinda love her.

After last night, this is no longer an unpopular opinion. Multiple people unironically called her Queen Keanu in the thread. Pages 8980-8995 ish.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

Can people stop trying to fucking white knight Kayla? Her own fucking sister was involved in getting the cops on them, if she was truly that scared and terrified of this faggot she would've booked it for them, gotten a support network and gotten the kids out a long time ago. She's just as much of a degenerate loser scumbag as the Balldo himself

 

[Sneed Force One]

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but Keanu is such a catty bitch, I kinda love her.

She's kinda slow on the uptake and misinformed but it somehow works heavily in her favour because it fucking enrages the entire panel of over-involved freaks who write entire spreadsheets on Aaron's minutia of life.

Getting one obscure fact wrong because she doesn't obsessively watch Steel Toe Morning Show from dawn til dusk sends them all into an apoplectic fit of rage.

My only wish is that she was more convicted in her stance. When getting pressured by the Dabbledorks, I would've said "my friend called me in hysterics, because Nick was abusing her, I sadly had to use tough love to expose him. Suck my tits, losers. This child abusing faggot was keeping my friend high and miserable for his benefit."

 

[Chode]

Yeah… now that I’m watching this again, it’s oddly suspicious how certain he was about the last message being on October 27th—and how utterly flabbergasted he looked when that turned out to be wrong. He confidently claims, “She [April] told me every day she talked to you [Keanu]. I have the text messages.”

Now, while it’s painfully clear that Rekieta isn’t exactly a connoisseur of healthy relationship dynamics, tracking who your mistress—or wife—is speaking to on a daily basis doesn’t scream emotional security. It reads more like controlling behavior rooted in a deep lack of trust.

I noticed this too, he keeps hounding her about October 27th. When she says she last texted April on Janurary 1st Nick's tone gets a lot softer and he asks "Kiki" when April last called. A minute after she says the last call was November 14th he goes on his 15 whippet spree.
All the phone yelling put together:

He crashed out after hearing that he didn't actually have control of April.

 

[Sloppa]

Can people stop trying to fucking white knight Kayla? Her own fucking sister was involved in getting the cops on them, if she was truly that scared and terrified of this faggot she would've booked it for them, gotten a support network and gotten the kids out a long time ago. She's just as much of a degenerate loser scumbag as the Balldo himself

Kayla is like the female version of Idubz, a doormat who is just lying back and allowing their spouse to walk all over them, yes it's gross and pathetic, but atleast she is not the active participant,

 

[Cad an Hell]

I noticed this too, he keeps hounding her about October 27th. When she says she last texted April on Janurary 1st Nick's tone gets a lot nicer and he asks "Kiki" when April last called. A minute after she says the last call was November 14th he goes on his 15 whippet spree.
All the phone yelling put together:
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He crashed out after hearing that he didn't actually have control of April.

When Keanu was streaming about all this after the arrest last year she did talk a lot about how April was texting her and it didn't seem like April. Even back then she thought it was Nick pretending to be April.

The guy is a complete control freak.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Look at his face. Look how angry he is. Look how much of a faggot he is.

For me, it's his voice. His effete body language is amusing, and easy to make fun of. But that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice, I don't know how to explain it...his voice just sounds fucking gay. And it's especially irritating because he's basically ran into the ground his whole "dickwalking" routing where he's aping Dick Masterson (another gay guy) over the last two years.

He thinks loud = funny, and pretending to be unbothered means you're winning the debate...but he ends up getting bothered, and he just ends up sounding loudly gay at the same time.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

but atleast she is not the active participan

No, she's not like icucked. Anisa and Icucked are subhuman cunts but at least they don't have kids that they're fucking abusing and neglecting in drug binges. Kayla is human garbage just like Rekieta

 

[Vibralldo]

When Keanu was streaming about all this after the arrest last year she did talk a lot about how April was texting her and it didn't seem like April. Even back then she thought it was Nick pretending to be April.

The guy is a complete control freak.

I 100% believe that Nick was taking April's phones and accounts and was texting her friends to manipulate them and he was behind the manic love spree they were on

He showed what an insane, unhinged maniac he was when he's "sober" (on whippits).

If he was willing to scream and send death threats to a woman on camera in front of everyone, imagine what awful shit he does in private with Kayla and the kids.

 

[SigmaBalls]

but atleast she is not the active participant,

wasn't getting blown out by black men her idea in the first place? and the polycule?
that sounds like not just active participant but at least half the smoking gun lol
-and the star trek guy, predating the black men and Hedo

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Fun fact: I don't even know what he's chimping about. I've had the sound turned off the whole time because just the sound of his faggy gay nitrous voice pisses me off. But his angry facial expressions make me laugh my ass off.

Pure narcissistic rage at having lost control of Keanu. He had her under control by feeding her a narrative about Aaron through "April's" text messages.

Now Keanu is spilling all of the beans. Is no longer buying the lies about Aaron. Plus Nick has no clue how much information Keanu has from April.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

She's brain dead from the benzo's.

Won't argue that.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

I know this will be an unpopular opinion, but Keanu is such a catty bitch, I kinda love her.

She's a complete narcissist who can't even comprehend hypotheticals, but she's grown on me.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Happy 9000+!
It takes a real retard to get this far down the line
The week started with awful karaoke by Rekieta
the week ends with Rekieta screeching and seething while doing whippets non stop.
And its not even Sunday!
I hope everyone can take some time to enjoy the weekend with their family. I'm gonna be doin some grilling here shortly.
I hope rackets kids are able to get away from him for the weekend and be with Kayla's parents.

I'd like to remind people that two more weeks is a /pol/ meme and doesn't exactly mean the Bodycam footage arrives in two weeks.
(Though I would be happily proven wrong.)

I thought it was a star citizen meme where they kept saying the game was 2 more weeks away.

How can he possibly sink lower than he has this week?

"Hold my balldo"

One thing that we can be certain of is that he will somehow find a way.

You know it buddy. There is no bottom with Nick. Which is why after this LOTY we have to stop and make a separate award based solely on him.

 

[arc minsk]

I thought it was a star citizen meme where they kept saying the game was 2 more weeks away.

it's when the Q! shit was blowing up and kept making predictions about how harry potter was real and going to arrest the obamas and kill them for war crimes or whatever but literally nothing ever happened

>trust the plan. only two more weeks until hillary clinton is sent to gitmo