Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

Where do we place the KeanuKast Kino stream on the scoreboard? I'm feeling somewhere between SEAN!!! and A Cop At Denny's.

Not nearly on the level as the Cokestream. But it's a Top 10.

Cokestream
Deleted Faran stream
Any other Mandy streams
Dear John
Futa question to Rittenhouse
Cop at Denny's
Dear SEAN!!!!

I don't know, man, I might put this one above the Dear John stream because at least he had the excuse of being fucked up on that one.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Hahahahaaha, I am going through the Elissa Clips repost of Potentially Criminal locals stream and by God it is pure comedy. Nicholas is seething from the get go and shouting impotently in his hoarse retard voice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re_kC2WYfw0

 

[AnOminous]

This is what a manchild Nick is, not only do his parents have to support him and his family but they have to straighten out his family mess with the mistress and get custody of his kids because he’s a coked out moron.

This is the funny thing about Nick, he's literally a retard, a fucking joke of a man. A huffed up nitrous moron.

 

[JamFlowMan]

She's kinda slow on the uptake and misinformed but it somehow works heavily in her favour because it fucking enrages the entire panel of over-involved freaks who write entire spreadsheets on Aaron's minutia of life.

Getting one obscure fact wrong because she doesn't obsessively watch Steel Toe Morning Show from dawn til dusk sends them all into an apoplectic fit of rage.

Now that you mention it she was like Null and the panel was the DSP subforum everytime Phil gets a MATI segment.

 

[AnOminous]

He crashed out after hearing that he didn't actually have control of April.

Look at his face when he's so pissed and angry, it's hilarious, look how weak and impotent he is when he's seething. It's hilarious. He's so goddamn angry, and so unable to do ANYTHING about it. He's so pissed and impotent. Lmao.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What time does Kino Casino usually start? I may pop that on tonight.

 

[arc minsk]

What time does Kino Casino usually start? I may pop that on tonight.

monday, wednesday, friday at 8:30pm EST. it has like a fucking 60 minute intro though. they usually start talking about shit at ~9:20

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is still raging, now at Geno, who is mocking him.
Being mocked by Geno of all people is too much for the Rekieta ego, he needs to put him in his place.
Like he did with Keanu yesterday.

"I totally won!"


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[Smack Patrick]

I know he's been trying to throw the nanny under the bus to try get ahead of the bodycam footage coming out, but I'm genuinely curious to see what his reaction will be when confronted with every streamer and their mum watching the footage of his hovel live.

He's either gonna:

1. Be dismissive about it, "Uh yeah guys, I told you about the nanny remember?" No one believes him.
2. Sperg the actual fuck out on livestream because of it, "You guys are all paedophiles!" Everyone dunks on him.
3. Gives up. It's Joever. Does alcohol and drugs on live stream in some weird final blaze of glory, "Anime sucks... Cope... And sneed...." It's Joever.
4. Break down on livestream now that the facade is over and finally repent.

I vote for 2. He'll try to go route 1, but the chat or Sean will say something that'll set him off.

it has like a fucking 90 minute intro though. they usually start talking about shit at ~9:20

Woooooahhhh buuhh-deeeee! FREEEEE BIIIIIIIRRD!!!!!

 

[arc minsk]

Nick is still raging, now at Geno, who is mocking him.
Being mocked by Geno of all people is too much for the Rekieta ego, he needs to put him in his place.
Like he did with Keanu yesterday.

"I totally won!"

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if anyone is a REDBAR RADIO fan, these people who are absolutely nuking rekieta from orbit are some of the biggest fucking losers on the entire internet. there are thousands of hours of coverage of melton, geno, keanu, chrissie mayr, watp karl, whomever and they are some of the biggest fucking losers on the planet and rekieta is lower than them.

 

[AnOminous]

For me, it's his voice. His effete body language is amusing, and easy to make fun of. But that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice, I don't know how to explain it...his voice just sounds fucking gay

He literally doesn't understand that any time he opens up his gay mouth, he comes across as intensely homosexual. He literally doesn't understand this.

 

[Neetness]

Kayla is a useless whore who doesn't even care about her own children, why do people keep thinking she can saved?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

it has like a fucking 90 minute intro though. they usually start talking about shit at ~9:20

what? you don't like hearing the same 30 intro songs followed by an almost hour straight of them playing "free bird" and screaming "cocksucking N-word, for 25 suuuuubbbbbzzzz!!!!!1!!11!"

I know he's been trying to throw the nanny under the bus to try get ahead of the bodycam footage coming out, but I'm genuinely curious to see what his reaction will be when confronted with every streamer and their mum watching the footage of his hovel live.

He's either gonna:

1. Be dismissive about it, "Uh yeah guys, I told you about the nanny remember?" No one believes him.
2. Sperg the actual fuck out on livestream because of it, "You guys are all paedophiles!" Everyone dunks on him.
3. Gives up. It's Joever. Does alcohol and drugs on live stream in some weird final blaze of glory, "Anime sucks... Cope... And sneed...." It's Joever.
4. Break down on livestream now that the facade is over and finally repent.

I vote for 2. He'll try to go route 1, but the chat or Sean will say something that'll set him off.

it would be fucking great if a normie channel like EWU played it on their channel like they did with the Chris Chan body cam

 

[y a t s]

For me, it's his voice. His effete body language is amusing, and easy to make fun of. But that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice, I don't know how to explain it...his voice just sounds fucking gay. And it's especially irritating because he's basically ran into the ground his whole "dickwalking" routing where he's aping Dick Masterson (another gay guy) over the last two years.

He thinks loud = funny, and pretending to be unbothered means you're winning the debate...but he ends up getting bothered, and he just ends up sounding loudly gay at the same time.

I'm glad others are noticing it too. I recall mentioning it in gen chat while a few of us were watching near the end.

that faggy california-valley-girl lilt he has in his voice

Perfect description of it. It's that brainless upward inflection he adds to every sentence. Now that I watch it over again, I think it's intensified by him trying to add emphasis when he's raging.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

I know he's been trying to throw the nanny under the bus to try get ahead of the bodycam footage coming out, but I'm genuinely curious to see what his reaction will be when confronted with every streamer and their mum watching the footage of his hovel live.

He's either gonna:

1. Be dismissive about it, "Uh yeah guys, I told you about the nanny remember?" No one believes him.
2. Sperg the actual fuck out on livestream because of it, "You guys are all paedophiles!" Everyone dunks on him.
3. Gives up. It's Joever. Does alcohol and drugs on live stream in some weird final blaze of glory, "Anime sucks... Cope... And sneed...." It's Joever.
4. Break down on livestream now that the facade is over and finally repent.

I vote for 2. He'll try to go route 1, but the chat or Sean will say something that'll set him off.


Woooooahhhh buuhh-deeeee! FREEEEE BIIIIIIIRRD!!!!!

Just imagine the REEEEeEeEiNg when the bodycam breaks containment from the Nicholas a-log sphere and hits the normie sphere on youtube.
When it goes up on channels like Law & Crime, EWU, and general bodycam channels he will be clawing at the walls!

But I think when the niggers doing monkey faces for their black react-slop channels start making fun of him will be the strongest narcissistic injury because there is nothing Nicholas loves more than black genitalia.

 

[There She Glows]

I noticed this too, he keeps hounding her about October 27th. When she says she last texted April on Janurary 1st Nick's tone gets a lot softer and he asks "Kiki" when April last called. A minute after she says the last call was November 14th he goes on his 15 whippet spree.
All the phone yelling put together:
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He crashed out after hearing that he didn't actually have control of April.

That's interesting, I wonder what was happening on November 14th?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is still raging, now at Geno, who is mocking him.

It's so hilarious to watch Nick being so fucking angry and just to laugh at his anger. He can literally do nothing. He can just rage, while you laugh at him. He's so fucking hilarious.

It's just so hilarious. He's SO PISSED OFF. Look at all his rage faces. And he can't DO SHIT about it. All he can do is rage, while you laugh at him.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Im glad Nick moved from blaming nany to seething at Geno and Kiki, since both sides are grifters now, we'll get more milk from Nick, as retarded as Nick is, something in him is so thankfull to Null, that he just can't stop himself from being retarded and cucked.

 

[arc minsk]

It's so hilarious to watch Nick being so fucking angry and just to laugh at his anger. He can literally do nothing. He can just rage, while you laugh at him. He's so fucking hilarious.

It's just so hilarious. He's SO PISSED OFF. Look at all his rage faces. And he can't DO SHIT about it. All he can do is rage, while you laugh at him.

and it's always this shit. he says some smarmy reddit faggot dweeb pretend ultra calm stoic reply as he's actually fucking crying and shidding his pants.

 

[AnOminous]

and it's always this shit. he says some smarmy reddit faggot dweeb pretend ultra calm stoic reply as he's actually fucking crying and shidding his pants.

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And he's so fucking dumb he doesn't even realize how obvious it is.