Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MadStan]

I have no love for Keanu - she is an absolute double standard blob of pathetic like all the rest in this web of…pathetic. The only thanks she will get though is to have pushed nick’s buttons so hard he nearly tore his microphone out.

He lost the fucking plot and I did enjoy that. But it’s hard to take his anger seriously when he is framed by a painting of a cat, Depp and The Joker.

 

[arc minsk]

Isn't that how we got the screenshot of Nick confirming that Aaron Imholté homosexually raped Nick Rekieta? The "sex with Aaron became less consentual" livechat comment?

literally yes. he sits in melton's chat all day and superchats horrifying details of his nightmare life because he is so desperate for that 100k live viewers johnny depp, drunk as fuck, surrounded by people begging for his clout while high on cocaine feeling. it's the closest thing he can do to get .0001% of that attention back.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.

You see this, bish? This is me drinking liquor. This is me doing a line, bish. This is me doing all the shit you can't do. Because if you do, your parole officer will drag you away to prison where you'll get raped by pack of niggers! But hey, don't worry about your wife and your side piece. I'll be sure to pay them a visit while you rot away.

Imagine getting felted by a man so retarded he has to wear sunglasses so you can't see his retard eye.
And the best part is, Nick would absolutely get felted by Ralph.

 

[DemsBNutz]

She's a complete narcissist who can't even comprehend hypotheticals, but she's grown on me.

Would we call that a NARC fight? Or an Narc (Nondrug Assisted Retard Cunt) vs Sisyman on whippits... a narcissists slap fight!?

 

[Nate Higgers]

So Nick to Melton is what Vito is to Dax? And Nick doesn't get it?

Yes and no. Vito at least gets paid (regularly) to be on TBPITU. And around the end of last year, Dax supposedly legally gave Vito 50% ownership in TBPITU. Dax needs Vito to be his trollshield; Vito is a big fat gay retard that can deflect a lot of Dax's own fat gay retard behavior.

The parallel of Nick = DSP and Melton = KC is slightly more accurate. DSP apparently got around $50-70k in donations and paid memberships during the "Kino Casino Friendship Arc", according to PPP. But that was a flash in the pan kind of thing, unlike Vito getting a cut of the patreon/superchat money reguarly from Dax and TBPITU. Melton is just wringing Nick dry for all he's worth but I wouldn't be surprised if Melton does not consider Nick a friend. Unlike his homosexual brown manservant, Moody, who he's met up with IRL on several occasions and who he most likely keeps on his payroll.

tl;dr: somewhat yes but mostly no. nick is just there to deflect negative attention away from melton and supertips money toward melton

 

[Mouse Cop]

I love it when somebody gets under Nick's skin and he drops his smug, smarmy, above-it-all veneer. He turns into a red-faced screaming bitch. It's so satisfying.

 

[ascension failure]

She'll never leave unless he goes to prison or dies. She's useless.

She'll never leave until they invent a TV that only shows Star Trek, dispenses mind numbing drugs and pays for someone else to take care of your kids.

 

[john marston]

I saw this clip from JonTron and I thought of Nick

 

[arc minsk]

I saw this clip from JonTron and I thought of Nick

im not nostalgic for much 2010s internet stuff but jontron fucking ruled

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Keanu is boring and unwatchable most of the time but she managed to successfully 5 versus 1 in that stream, including Nick Rekieta, the Pedophile Melton and three other dabbleverse losers and come out looking better than any of them. She drove Nick to taking brain damage gas fifteen times and make him rage and seethe while admitting things he had previously denied. Keanu lost no skin in that rage and seethe fest. Keanu won.
She's still a boring cunt but then I have no interest in alogging her, the same for Aaron, so the more they make Nick seethe the better, the moment that they stop I'll resume ignoring them again.

 

[ascension failure]

you know, i had this plan when i first started following this last summer, ended up landing a job before i could carry it out, but i live just a couple of hours from Spicer, was just gonna sit in my car and wait on nick to drive past all fucked up and then get in to a minor accident and sue the shit out of him. think about that from time to time.

Can you share any personal information about yourself so I can get your thread ready for you?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Her not being rattled in the slightest by his screaming and not even trying to hurry up was so fucking funny.

FWIW With Kayla, I think she doesn’t pay attention to his streams at all anymore. Last time she did, she realised he hated her and his life. Their attempts to make him happy essentially ruined their lives. Ignorance is bliss for her. Just her and the pills rattling around in her head.

People get addicted to downers because their lives are so wretched they just want to numb everything out and feel absolutely nothing.
I suspect this is where Kayla is right now.

 

[RotPockets]

If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.

You see this, bish? This is me drinking liquor. This is me doing a line, bish. This is me doing all the shit you can't do. Because if you do, your parole officer will drag you away to prison where you'll get raped by pack of niggers! But hey, don't worry about your wife and your side piece. I'll be sure to pay them a visit while you rot away.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Special shout out to parents of the year over here!

The mom bankrolling rekieta and her cuck husband are disgusting in their own right but imagine allowing a side piece to stay with you to enable your son's omni-failure. This is abysmal behavior. But when have they demonstrated an atom of the self respect, discipline and basic parenting of Kayla's stepfather? He seems to be the only sane normative adult in the entire circus other than maybe Aaron Imholte who at least noped out and doesn't seem to be an outright lunatic like Rekieta.

 

[August Levasseur]

I thought it was a star citizen meme where they kept saying the game was 2 more weeks away.

it's when the Q! shit was blowing up and kept making predictions about how harry potter was real and going to arrest the obamas and kill them for war crimes or whatever but literally nothing ever happened

>trust the plan. only two more weeks until hillary clinton is sent to gitmo

Trust the plan was from Q, but "two more weeks" comes from Covid. When lockdowns were first announced, they were only supposed to last two weeks before everything went back to normal, but then things didn't go back to normal and "two weeks" became "two more weeks" and more and more etc. "Just two more weeks to flatten the curve, we all have to do our part." etc. etc.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

If Nick and Ralph ever started feuding, Ralph would endlessly dunk on him.

You see this, bish? This is me drinking liquor. This is me doing a line, bish. This is me doing all the shit you can't do. Because if you do, your parole officer will drag you away to prison where you'll get raped by pack of niggers! But hey, don't worry about your wife and your side piece. I'll be sure to pay them a visit while you rot away.

If I were in a position where piggertits could dunk on me, I'd be googling how to tie a noose.

 

[arc minsk]

She drove Nick to taking brain damage gas fifteen times and make him rage and seethe while admitting things he had previously denied. Keanu lost no skin in that rage and seethe fest.

from the sound of it she had spent most of her adult life dating abusive people and traveling the land as a sideshow and so i think she probably has a unique toolset to gaslight them back, just from experience.

as opposed to kayla or april who are small town rubes and had only dated 1 person in their life in high school. that's a big problem for midwitted people like rekieta who have 1 iq point above the retarded people they're manipulating so he feels like the god of his domain of dipshits.

 

[keke]

Special shout out to parents of the year over here!
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The mom bankrolling rekieta and her cuck husband are disgusting in their own right but imagine allowing a side piece to stay with you to enable your son's omni-failure. This is abysmal behavior. But when have they demonstrated an atom of the self respect, discipline and basic parenting of Kayla's stepfather? He seems to be the only sane normative adult in the entire circus other than maybe Aaron Imholte who at least noped out and doesn't seem to be an outright lunatic like Rekieta.

Them saying unambiguously that Nick has substance abuse issues and familial resentment (that one especially) is kinda crazy though. I’d expect straight denial. Edit: strike through, this is wrong info.

In another life, a different sperm won, and their spoiled kid is just grateful rather than a horrifying narcissist.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Them saying unambiguously that Nick has substance abuse issues and familial resentment (that one especially) is kinda crazy though.

They didn't write that, it's a troll. They never heard of CGoody in real life at all. And they'd never admit to anything either, they would employ straight denial.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Think we should be able to vote Keanu for Kiwi Corn Queen 2025, holy shit. Honorary award for those that help the harvest.

IDK, I've seen her Kaneauhole. PPP's was better.

Also, it's clear to me that Nick was so desperate to know when April and Keanu talked, because

1. He thought she didn't know "The Truth" ie "His Truth" and her info was out of date
2. He thought his lovely April wouldn't spill tea to Kanoe on him, more than the one time he found it on her phone.

I bounce back and forth between Nick housing April in Wakanda, but I'm 80% today they're still fucking at that whore house. Nick is aggitated because it would wreck stuff with Kayla, and that could really fuck things up for him. Especially after he dumped April at his parents' house.

Also was weird that for a while, Nick and/or Kayla had their address at his parent's place there too. Makes you think if Nick and April were doing a trial thing, while Nick's parents were down in Florida. Or if Kayla did kick him out for a bit. Or if Kayla walked for a bit.

Edit to add: Nick is really scared that April could somehow reach out to someone, especially Keanu, because then all his lies, his house of cards, would tumble. Even if they aren't still together, I guarantee Nick is 100% Bullshit Lying about almost everything.
Second edit: fucked up April and Kiki. Sigh.