Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

I m gonna ask the people here a question.

Alot of farms have what I call a rose tented glasses regarding family and marriage, which I can see as reaction to shit that degenerates create.

Wouldnt you guys agree that the best thing for the rekitas is divorce? Kayla needs therapy, nick needs to go do what he thinks he wants, and if the shit we say on stream is even a 1/10 of what he does with his family, he needs to go.

Divorce is the best answer for the entire family. The kids will be so much better off without a screeching reeeeing cuckolded father who lives in the past. The mom (Kayla) is miserable, & Nick is clearly still going off on his own headtrip, on his way off the deep end. Divorce gives the children a better chance versus the abusive dynamics & modeling such severely unhealthy behavior in relationships to the kids. Anyone who would try to front by saying marriage is always better than divorce, is fooling themselves with ideology that doesn’t match reality. Practice vs theory, it’s been over for years.

 

[Stiffy]

Divorce is the best answer for the entire family. The kids will be so much better off without a screeching reeeeing cuckolded father who lives in the past. The mom (Kayla) is miserable, & Nick is clearly still going off on his own headtrip, on his way off the deep end. Divorce gives the children a better chance versus the abusive dynamics & modeling such severely unhealthy behavior in relationships to the kids.

Exactly! We joke about wanting Nick to just un-alive himself,
but the best scenario is Kayla bailing with the kids, and Nick moving to someplace more his speed like Vegas so he can be a free spirited junkie with the rest of the underground sewer dwellers.

 

[Vibralldo]

This wasn’t a crash out. This was an incel moment. Despite Nick being married and (supposedly) having five biological children, he is at his core an incel.

The moment a woman challenges him he goes bananas. I don’t know if it was nitrous or hitting himself in a rage, but those breaks were likely because he could not take a woman handing him his ass.

Nick's an incel because his dick can't get hard anymore to fuck

And he hates his wife and thinks she's sexually unattractive

 

[RotPockets]

Nick after every off-camera break.

 

[Vibralldo]

listening to the clips, rekieta does this weird thing where his voice becomes very high-pitched when he's upset.

also rekieta does this thing where he tries to act suuuuuper reasonable when confronted. It always sounds like, "Yeah X, of course. That's not a problem. It's weird, I guess, but that's not a problem. The issue is Y." where X is Y but stated differently.

He also does this weird thing where his voice gets really low wheneve he turns his camera off for 30 seconds

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Exactly! We joke about wanting Nick to just un-alive himself,

"As a joke?"
"No- IN REAL LIFE!"

 

[Niggernerd]

Yup, and Nick is already in the Nobody Likes Onions chat.
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ETA:
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(Melton is ignoring him thus far)
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Imagine looking like such a fool even the fat pedophile doesnt want to have you around! Sad! Pathetic!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

No, Dax’s school is “loud = funny”

Which just confirms to me that Dax is a retard.
(Source: Schopenhauer, A., "On Noise")

 

[Folgers Can]

Yup, and Nick is already in the Nobody Likes Onions chat.

ETA:

(Melton is ignoring him thus far)

The chat was moving too fast to screencap this, but he just said he's going live on his own channel at 11PM his time, perhaps in reaction to MAPton not letting him on. With Keanu already being live at the same time, much seething and shittalking can be expected, or with some luck a stream snipe to scream at or even a 1-on-1 crossover. Buckle up!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Brennan is live again, sniping Melton sniping Kevin sniping himself.

This might be the 5th layer of hell.

In the earlier stream, Kevin offered Null to go on his stream with the bodycam. I presume he would make more doing it on his own stream, but Kevin does pay his guests.

 

[TurdThrower]

Some tweets "dunking" on Keanu and Geno:
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Imagine Rekieta calling these people as witnesses to confirm that they got Kayla's nudes. If Aaron hadn't settled, one KNU would have been $0.

It looks like he (or someone who knows better than him) may have briefly privated his twitter while doing some editing, but it came back and has been back and forth between "@RekietaLaw hasn't posted" and his spergout about Keanu. Hard to tell if this is Rekieta or if this is something fucking up at Twitter:

EDIT: Twitter was sperging out, as usual. I don't know why anyone still uses it.

Nick really is a pathetic, spiteful little faggot

Whenever anyone embarrasses him (Kurt, Sean, now Keanu) he dedicates every waking hour to try and bully them

Also, Keanu's right, April deserved to get hit harder because she's a degenerate, homewrecking coke whore.

He's so fucking retarded. He’s taking Geno’s words literally when it was obviously just frustration about how bad April’s decisions were. I’m no master debater, but I see DARVO, bad faith interpretation, a straw man, moral grandstanding, and concern trolling all rolled into one with this attack from him.

I think it's because he knew Keanu had the messages. That is probably why he wanted to know the last message, so he could figure out when he could lie from.

Good catch and I think this is probably the case.

Social cues don’t seem to be their strong suit, methinks. There were five of them dogpiling on Keanu—constantly calling her dumb and nitpicking the most trivial nonsense. Melton, Moody, and that particularly rotund Melton-adjacent figure keep insisting they aren’t simping for Rekieta. And yet, every time Rekieta launched into one of his red-faced, whippet-slurred tirades, they stood back in reverent silence—completely incapable of even mild mockery.

Truly embarrassing.

They seem only capable of interpreting the world through the narrow lens of “How does this make Aaron look like the villain?” And sure, people on this thread occasionally go overboard with Rekieta too—but at least here, someone will usually call you out when you say something stupid. Meanwhile, they sit in their insular little Discord echo chamber, too far gone in mutual delusion to recognize just how pathetic they look to anyone outside their bubble.

She did pretty good considering she was in a 1v5 and had MAPton's shitty txt to speech audience going after her.

Here’s the part in question. Either he just did a hit, or he’s so mad he’s actually getting choked up and has to catch his breath. Or both! It also makes him sound gayer than usual.

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I don't know if he was about to cry or not but I did have a good laugh over how he said "is disgusting." It reminded me of this old attitude era segment in WWE where Booker T was on the phone with Vince McMahon talking about playing bingo in church. Nick's pronunciation of "digusting" is similar to Booker T's "bingo."

Catching up on yesterdays stream but i damn near pissed myself when he started hollering at the keanu AI like fuckin ralph. Damn that was some funny shit lmao.

I absolutely lost it on that one! After he had went through every variation of the words "dumb" and "bitch" this motherfucker goes on to argue with AI Keanu like the angry brain-rotted cuck that he is.

Keanu wins by doing absolutely nothing.

I have to disagree here. She may not have been an intellectual powerhouse, but she did manage to bring the real Nick out by sending him into a narcissistic rage. Nick has not raged that much since Eric July called him a non-practicing lawyer.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Yup, and Nick is already in the Nobody Likes Onions chat.
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ETA:
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He's previously been on record groveling in the super chats for Melton to let him on the show for 5 minutes for 20 bucks or whatever. It really does seem like a sadistic thing where Melton is taking out his anger at the people who made fun of him or ignored him in his formative years by inflicting as much humiliation as possible on Nick.

 

[Smug Bug]

Still behind. I'm just gonna have to chuck this into the ether and hope it's not redundant.

Spoiler: Transcript Attempt 3:54:33
Nick: Hey guys I'm here. Like I said I had to pick up my daughter. She wants to say hi, I don't know. Or something. Whatever (What up?)
Daughter: Hi I don't know or something.
Nick: That, that's wait, that's what you got for me? Hi I don't know or something?
Daughter: Hi.
Nick: Yeah. Anyway. This is the funniest person I've ever met. I'm going to go back to muting the microphone just 'cause I don't want to pick up a bunch of Ambient noise for you guys.

3:57:22
(no lead in context)
Daughter: Expensive
Nick: Oh, what did he just say? Was that the stab line? Did I miss the stabbing line?
Nick: Oh, I didn't miss it, ok good.

4:03:02
Daughter: (end of word cut off as mic comes on)
Nick: Oh no, this is bad. [I think Nick is trying to anticipate the stabbing line, but his timing is off. Either that or he was speeding past a police car.]

4:04:18
Nick (portraying Ronnie O'neal): You didn't mean like I "stabbed you" stabbed you, did you son? You meant like I pretend stabbed you, like with love.
4:04:40
Daughter: I'm really fucking clumsy.

[This is the part that I'm not as sure about, it competes simultaneously with the female judge speaking. Was his daughter really waxing metaphorical like this? If so, I don't think Nick realized just how inaudible it was. Also, he certainly sounds slightly exasperated as he starts off with trying to get her to say it again.]
4:08:22
Nick: Come on girl, I need you to re-say this. I'm unmuted now. Say it again. Tell everybody your wisdom. Remember, my microphone's in my ears.
Daughter: You can pick up my voice by, like lowering it. Alright, it's probably really simple, you're building locally in your own slum.
Nick: Yeah, don't be a loser.
Daughter: Just, like, if you think you're really cool then you're obviously ??? really cool
Nick: Yeah but shouldn't people just, like, be awesome instead of sucking.
Daughter: Yes!
Nick: Exactly.

4:09:01
Nick: Oh they couldn't hear you at all, you're too quiet. She said don't be a loser, losers.
Daughter: That's not what I said, completely.
Nick: It's pretty close, hah, you were like if you're a loser, don't be one, dummy.
Daughter: No, wait, yes.
Nick: Haha, get wrecked.

4:10:28
Nick: I'm a fun guy, I'm a lot of fun.
Daughter: He's not a fun guy.
Nick: Hey wait, don't expose me. I muted you, you get nothing.
Daughter: You'll mute me again.

4:13:52
His daughter says bye with some inside joke.

I'm speculating, but this really comes across as an enmeshed, co-dependent relationship. He thinks she's so funny because she apes his style of humor in order to get dad's (very rare) attention. His "love" for her is basically limited to her being an extension of himself. The more she acts like dad, the more time she gets with dad. This is very concerning considering all the self-destructive shit she could unknowingly pick up from him.

Because he wanted to cover for the fact that he was telling April that he was going to divorce his wife.

Bullseye. Check out this part of the video where he's egging Keanu on to show the texts. That is, until she brings up the convo about divorcing Kayla for April. All of the sudden, he doesn't want to see anything anymore.

[preservetube] (in case MAPton flags it, starts around 23:00)

Even the little things meant so much like Keanu revoking any permission or consent for Felton to use her voice or likeness for pedotips.

Keanu's definitely a lot sharper than I initially suspected. The off-hand comments were kino. I don't think a truly stupid person would've been able to pull off those little flourishes in the heat of the moment.

(Edited to add archive)

 

[TurdThrower]

I'm pretty sure Melton's said on air before he's getting tired of Nick. It was during a stream a couple months ago where Nick called in to whine at Melton about how it's not fair he can't be an expensive gay prostitute or something. I recall it got brought up on the Casino.

I'm not familiar with that but I do remember Nick calling and expecting Melton to recognize his voice and Melton gave him a slight thrashing over it.

 

[Vernerus]

Here’s the part in question. Either he just did a hit, or he’s so mad he’s actually getting choked up and has to catch his breath. Or both! It also makes him sound gayer than usual.

Absolutely dizguzting. I can't tell if he sounds more like an AI or a parody of Fatrick. I kept expecting to hear "stalker child" come out of his mouth.

 

[thebigdream]

Fuck Nick's crazy-eyed cunt mom, fuck his perjurer lying in court ass dad. Fuck both those parents. They spawned this evil piece of shit and have enabled him his entire life.

Who's to say they didn't invite April over to swing? Maybe that was the condition of setting her up in the secret fuckshack in Wakanda. His mom looks exactly like she'd be down for it, while the dad is more of a cuck cupboard type. I don't actually believe this. Unless...

 

[owed to joy]

Imagine that drive with his kid after he left before she began reading the text.

Dad are you ok
I'M FINE SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I'm not familiar with that but I do remember Nick calling and expecting Melton to recognize his voice and Melton gave him a slight thrashing over it.

"Was it worth it?"

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Exactly! We joke about wanting Nick to just un-alive himself,
but the best scenario is Kayla bailing with the kids, and Nick moving to someplace more his speed like Vegas so he can be a free spirited junkie with the rest of the underground sewer dwellers.

The peak content will all be from the lead up. Once they actually do divorce, the stakes will be so much drastically lowered.

Think Ralpha arc. Once all the other characters are gone, Nick is just going to fry the last few braincels, piss himself, etc.

It will be ultra degrading, but he’ll have nothing left to lose

 

[RotPockets]

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"Was it worth it?"

I’m waiting with bated breath for the day they collectively realize everything they dislike about Steel Toe exists ten-fold in Nick.