Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Is anybody familiar with Dark Season on youtube?

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I think he's deleted his channel now, but he had a very similar vibe to our own Meximelt here. Only this guy was a eurospic.

Nah I think he's closer to WPC.

PreserveTube
Well, in terms of skin color and mental capacity, anyways.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Finally, he claims to be getting Ws, when all he ever takes are Ls.

You had me up until here. LMAO you stupid Gringo.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

 

[slungus22]

claudiobros when the FUCK is he gonna start streaming

 

[Balanced Boomer]

claudiobros when the FUCK is he gonna start streaming

Who has time to stream with ALL THIS WINNING?

 

[Tread Miller]

He calls us lazy when he doesn't work or go to school

While Claudio claims he is studying for a Psychology degree:


He is so lazy that he's spent 10 years on that 4 year degree:

10 fucking years for a 4 year university degree, and I'm willing to bet it was all those extraordinarios that you had to take. We've may of started the university around the same time, and yet, I finished my degree.

It's not even a cost issue, since the tuition is dirt cheap:

I called the univesity, and asked about tuition. Apparently, it's dirt cheap, $10 MXN, or about 50 American cents, or to put it in other words, about the price of two Mexico City Metro Tickets (or about the price of a loose cigarette). Which would mean that the reason why Claudio is taking so much time to graduate, is not due to price of tuition, but rather his own doing or financial hardships at home.

@Sperg Spectating if you're still working on the OP rewrite, you might want to add that Claudio has taken 10 years to work on a 4-year degree

 

[JohnnyGringo]

You know what, since @Claudio Hernández Castañeda wants to post our DMs, let me go ahead and post every single of our DMs. I'll be using a bit of @Tread Miller technique for DM leakage here.

Spoiler: Page 1

(What I wrote in Spanish)

Dude, here goes the question again, this time in Spanish. What does that have to do with, the Jews of Google? I mean I get that I put on my post, "Inb4 Google is a Gringo Jewish conspiracy" but what I posted was the news that the people of Acapulco attacked a Google Street View car. And about Synthman(?), like for reals, it doesn't interests me.

(What I wrote in Spanish)

But you didn't compadre. More than anything, my post was to paint Mexico like a shit country (Translator Note: could be more like "fucked up country") and not like the "paradise" that you have in mind. And like I said, and I'll ask you again, if you think "Pathetic First Worlder" is an insult, then what are we? Superstitious Third Worlders that removed a Poseidon statue because they believed they were going to get hit with a hurricane? That they burn owls believing that they are witches? Think about more your insults, because for reals, they are painting all of us (and when I say us, I mean us Mexicans) like stupid people.

What I wrote in Spanish

I ask you in good plan and good fate (Literal Translation: "Good plan and good fart"), not to insult you, not to dox you, not to harass you, but out of my pure curiosity. The reason why I ask is that I've heard horrible s hit from that University

Spoiler: Page 1 TL;DR

Claudio spergs the fuck out when I posted "inb4 Google is owned by Jewish conspiracy, he's ranting and raving about the Jews at Google "just to rile you up". We go into a bit of a slap fight, told him that he wasn't born prematurely but survived the abortion (which looking at it more, seems more like reality than a joke). I bring up the fact that some Mexicans seem to be extremely superstitious that they burn owls believing them to be witches. He makes a schizo post about Stolas, 3 letter agencies, and how "Mexico won't become a communist country anytime soon". I tried sympathizing with him, knowing he has a shit childhood, told him that I started to believe he may of been groomed by someone else than Starman3 or a victim of EPI. He accuses Jacob of EPI. Told him I wanted to see him graduate from the Uni. Powered leveled with him, sharing my username origins, university experience. He brushes it off. He mentions the Tread Miller DMs as his shield for the Cat Rape accusations.

Spoiler: Page 2

Spoiler: What he posted in the DM

Spoiler: Page 2 TL;DR and Context

Claudio shares what he believes to be an excellent argument against the cat rape accusations. Claudio has an ESL moment when I told him "Also not posting it, I'm not your tard wrangler" completely misunderstanding me (what I meant I wasn't going to post it for him.) He shares his DMs with Tread Miller where he's sperging the fuck out on Tread Miller. I, reaching a point where you start to feel sorry for the mongoloid sperg retard, decide to come to an agreement with him, I'll talk to him like a friend in need but asking him to speak to me in friendlier terms, in our DMs. He agrees, and shares his schizo paranoid theory (more on this later), and confirms his phonebook, with me, the guy who phonebooked him. His schizo paranoid theory is that the cat rapist are the people who live next door. What's his evidence? "Because that's where most stray cats come from. They climb the wall, and jump down. It's a single property, meaning I don't think the rapist's proclivities is a secret within that family." and that 5 men live there. I try to convince him that the cat rapist may be living in the poor neighborhood around his house, by telling him about two seperate incidents where zoophiles appeared to be coming from poor neighborhoods. He continues to believe it's the neighbors in the next property over. I ask if he knows them, or if one is mentally ill. He just says "Nope".

Spoiler: Page 3

After he posted his evidence and confirmed himself the dox in the Thread

Spoiler: Page 3 TL;DR and Context

I try to let him down softly when it comes down to his evidence. He says that "the others don't believe he did it in the first place". I ask him about why does he appear to be angry, and upset. He (as always) completely ignores the point, I ask again, and goes on a spiel. The spiel more than anything is about getting bullied by a guy named Gustavo, getting humiliated by a therapist (who is also a rape victim), and his usual daddy issues. I asked him why he didn't report his therapist to an ethics community, he phonebooks her. He gets told by her that his "idea of an 'ideal woman' wasn't even rooted in reality". Tells me about his mom's and dad's relationship, divorcing, remarrying, and divorcing again. Talks about his dad beating his mom. As expected, he gets upset that his schizo paranoid post did not prove him innocent. I give him the advice of leaving KF and never coming back, stating the only reason why his thread is so active is because he spergs the fuck out in it. He confirms mental illness ("It's starting to bleed into my already pre-existing paranoia"). Posts random things relating to Sperg Spectating and Sparkletor. I give him the advice, again of leaving KF, but to concentrate on his studies, getting a job after his university education, and enjoying life in the mean time. Completely ignores me, and still posts about Sperg Spectating and Sparkletor. Posts about his great great grandfather "saving millions of Mexican babies". I tried correcting his information about Sparkletor PFP, and correcting it wasn't Sperg Spectating who posted the article leading to Claudio's phonebook, but it was me. He nickpicks about the article.

Spoiler: Page 4

Spoiler: Page 4 TL;DR and Context

He gets upset that I keep giving "agree stickers" to "people lying about me", I leave him with a agree sticker. He mentions about people who have left the thread (Dickmain, Gaytriots, Tablet County, Adiral Throbnelius, notorietus specifically named). He spergs about existential dread, and his father. Tries to pull of the most childish shit ever, "You are not trust worthy. You do not want to help me.". Post the name of his illness. I call him out, stating that I've been trying to help him, mentioning the times I gave him the advice of leaving KF, giving a kind, but honest opinion of his schizo paranoid theory about his neighbors. I Mention the time where I tried giving him an out by asking if the doctor confirmed it was rape, citing that cats can get prolapsed rectums by a myriad issues not remotely related to rape. Told him I was completely going to ignore his DMs.

TL;DR of TL;DR: Claudio believed that no one truly believed he raped the cat. He posted his evidence he got upset that no one believed him. He was upset that I wasn't helping him, but I have tried multiple times to help him. He tries to pull of childish shit of "You are not trust worthy. You do not want to help me.". Claudio is shedding alligator tears just for sympathy, learn from my mistake.

 

[Tablet County]

This is the best one. It's just completely beyond belief. And it really cements our auraless, gay low-IQ, Meximelt cat rapist with AIDS-induced gallstones as a lolcow. He's told front and center, without any artifice, that if he stopped trying to get the dunk over the evil gringo internet demons that his life would go on. We would all eventually forget about him. But Claus doesn't wanna hear it. Surely if he calls Sperg Spectating a pedophile just one... more... time... SOMEBODY will actually believe him! Surely if he edits the quotes of people who wronged him to say that they're all pedophiles he'll finally humiliate those dang, dirty trolls!

You can't script this kind of comedy.

 

[Tablet County]

Claudio believed that no one truly believed he raped the cat.

I mean, I don't. I just keep saying it because it makes him sperg.

The spiel more than anything is about getting bullied by a guy named Gustavo,

Okay so which one of us is going to pretend to be Gustavo to make him seethe?

 

[Tread Miller]

He's told front and center, without any artifice, that if he stopped trying to get the dunk over the evil gringo internet demons that his life would go on. We would all eventually forget about him.

Best part: he practically said this himself in his second ever DM towards me:


If he actually stopped responding after this and logged off, his prediction would likely have come true

 

[GizmoG]

I managed to get three mega faggots kicked out of a private school after enduring harassment from them.

He may of meant this literally, considering his zesty photo and his "roleplaying" past.

I'm curious if the "harassment" received were:

1. Suggestions to get a job (if he is going to piss away 10+ years on a 4 year degree, seems fair)
2. Really just personal regrets being possibly exposed as GAY
3. Perhaps tied to being caught balls deep in a cat

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Maybe the incest fantasies never went away...

Oh Jesus. Maye it's for the best that he wont have children. If you do somehow have a child Claudio, leave the "punishment" to the other parent.

He was upset that I wasn't helping him, but I have tried multiple times to help him.

The only advice that can truly help Claudio is something that I told him from the start.

Hell, it's even in the OP.

 

[Tread Miller]

Maye it's for the best that he wont have children. If you do somehow have a child Claudio, leave the "punishment" to the other parent.

Considering Claudio's "past" proclivity for Bowser x Bowser Jr. pornography...

Hey, did you know that Claus is into incest, too?

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I agree that it's the best that he doesn't continue his bloodline

 

[Tablet County]

Something tells me his therapist didn't react that way because he wanted a woman who loved, understood and was there for him. Something tells me he's selectively misremembering this particular session with Gabriela or just outright lying as he's often inclined to do.
Oh also

 

[Tablet County]

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Wait a fucking minute...

You have no fucking idea how it feels to endure a large amount of existential dread filling your fucking head. You do not have the slightest idea how badly I ended up crying as I had to process the fact that my bloodline ends with me.

Fuck.

Y O U.

This is all my father's fault.

HE SAID THIS IN THE THREAD TOO! HE HAS PREPACKAGED LINES!
Okay, over/under on which Cluster B personality disorder Claudio has, go. Is it:

• A) Antisocial personality disorder
• B) Borderline personality disorder
• C) Histrionic personality disorder
• D) Narcissistic personality disorder

Place your bets now, ladies and gentlemen!

 

[malachite]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

 

[Sperg Spectating]

A) Antisocial personality disorder

I'm going A on this. Seems the most likely out of the 4.

 

[TR0N]

Wait a fucking minute...

HE SAID THIS IN THE THREAD TOO! HE HAS PREPACKAGED LINES!
Okay, over/under on which Cluster B personality disorder Claudio has, go. Is it:

• A) Antisocial personality disorder
• B) Borderline personality disorder
• C) Histrionic personality disorder
• D) Narcissistic personality disorder

Place your bets now, ladies and gentlemen!

Gonna go with choice A on this one.

Combine that with being a disabled spic with apparent daddy issues who has a penchant for raping cats and you have a sad specimen indeed.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Wait a fucking minute...

HE SAID THIS IN THE THREAD TOO! HE HAS PREPACKAGED LINES!
Okay, over/under on which Cluster B personality disorder Claudio has, go. Is it:

• A) Antisocial personality disorder
• B) Borderline personality disorder
• C) Histrionic personality disorder
• D) Narcissistic personality disorder

Place your bets now, ladies and gentlemen!

I'm going with option E. Sub 70 IQ

 

[Tablet County]

I'm going with option E. Sub 70 IQ

The sub-70 IQ is implied.