Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Grotesque Bushes]

Still on his 'you don't have the full story' bullshit
I can't wait for that bodycam footage.
I want it streamed
I want it downloaded
I want it reuploaded
I want it saved locally
I want it saved to a thumb drive
I want it etched on a fucking laserdisc and shoved up Nick's ass so he can never say 'YOU DON'T HAVE THE FULL STORY!' ever again

BUT SOME BITS OF MATERIAL WERE CUT OUT AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE
The cope has no beginning nor end. All stems from cope and to cope returns. The coperoboros grasp is final.

 

[Folgers Can]

Wtf did no one bring up that Keanu did not dox April, April living in the second house was well known because of Nick’s retail listing showing her belongings. We all knew she was there well before Keanu

True, everyone knew based on the house listing and from the photos April herself was posting on X and IG. People were saying it in chat too.

Not only was April already doxed by Nick in his own MLS listing photos' depiction of April's personal belongings on August 19th, and not only did April dox herself in her own social media posts on November 11th, moreover her residence in the adjacent property was public knowledge even earlier in the CHIPS witness list that was filed with the court on July 3rd and posted in this thread later on July 3rd. It's too bad that Keanu didn't go into the fray well-informed enough to crush him on that point with receipts, but it's never too late to call bullshit.



Given that Nick has always been an avid reader of this thread in general, and especially given his intense interest in any CHIPS documents' appearances in this thread in particular, he damned well knows it was an easily disproven bald-faced lie that Keanu ever "doxed" April, and yet he still repeats it as recently as this week. Why? Just because it was, and perhaps still is, essential to his determined manipulation tactics to drive a wedge between April and Keanu and keep April as isolated as possible at all costs, in the vain hope that April was and still is too ignorant to learn that Keanu actually wasn't telling anybody anything new?

For a guy who purports to have loved her so much and who has pontificated so much about how everyone should respect this strong independent woman's "voice" and "agency" like he does, it's weird and funny that out of the other side of his mouth, he doesn't seem to have any problem blatantly insulting her intelligence with the assumption that she would never consider public knowledge that she can see with her own two eyes.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Rekieta is so stinky he’s literally attracting flies.
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It was very kind of you to not add stink lines. Too kind, even.

Does this guy ever take a shower, wash his hair, do any personal hygiene?

Give the man a break, he's extremely busy. What, with all the KEEEEEEDZ only he can drive around, and him applying his unparalleled social media expertise to maintaining his stellar reputation online. Who has time to shower after all of that?

 

[daffodils]

Nick's latest show: 452 unique chatters. $130.25 in superchats. No gifted memberships. Unknown number of supertips.



He still has a few superfans from the WeebWars

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Nick needs to stay alive just long enough to witness us having the body cams and the next week or 2 in his streams. After that I hope he gets enough motivation to hang himself in his stream room. I hope he's happy with destroying his own life thus far. His parents failed him in upbringing and should live to see their son ack himself
Suffah Nick, Kayla, Bob & Celeste

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I used @CoomerTine's pfp because it fit so well into the game graphics.

Spoiler: Variation (added late)

I totally forgot yesterday that I'd originally meant to use a picture of Nick with his eyes looking to our left, so I made one of those and switched "Doubt" to "Lie" for an added variation in accordance with this comment by @N1bbaN3rd .

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Of all the people on that stream, that Moody guy was the biggest greaseball. 'No Kiki, you just don't understand, you little baby child, you violated ethics in drama streaming about retarded cuckolds'

All the while he's on a panel with a guy who openly fantasised about a guy's underage daughter and enabling another guy who's kid tested positive for cocaine.

I know nothing about Dabbleverse retards but I'm willing to bet there's some sinister shit going on with that guy. The patronising therapy speak shit makes my skin crawl.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Rekieta Report: Weekly Round Up

Liveviewers
So, now Nick Rugieta is unshackled by the stifling demand of streaming during the busy weekday, what numbers can he achieve during prime-time Saturday evening YouTube viewing?

The results? The weakest numbers so far (for a true stream).
For the very first time (for a true stream), Less than 1000 average viewers, and the weakest peak since last Friday (05/16/25)
I don't even have a Saturday to compare it to, he has avoided weekend streaming entirely since his conviction.
Ignoring the 23rd and 22nd, as they were partial streams. Nick has lost 32.9% average viewers since his last at-length stream (May 21st), even on a ideal time of Saturday evening.

Weekly Stats

Peak Concurrent Viewers (PCV) – Weekly % Change

Week	PCV	Change from Previous Week	% Change
28/04 – 04/05	5,901	Sentencing Week	N/A
05/05 – 11/05	7,219	+1,318	+22.34%
12/05 – 18/05	2,214	–5,005	–69.34%
19/05 – 25/05	1,937	–277	–12.51%

PCV dropping by nearly 20% weekly on average, despite the spike on 11/05.

Avg. Concurrent Viewers (ACV) – Weekly % Change

Week	ACV	Change from Previous Week	% Change
28/04 – 04/05	2,112	Sentencing Week	–
05/05 – 11/05	1,883	–229	–10.84%
12/05 – 18/05	1,597	–286	–15.19%
19/05 – 25/05	1,335	–262	–16.41%

An estimate rate of -14.15% ACV loss every week.

Conclusion:
At the current rate of decline, averaging nearly 20% weekly loss in peak viewership and over 14% in average engagement, Nick continues headlong into irrelevant oblivion.
A common saying is that "You die two deaths, your physical one, and when your forgotten."
For Nick, at this rate, he may suffer the latter before the former.

 

[TurdThrower]

He still has a few superfans from the WeebWars
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Fuck each and everyone of the KV people. However, not a single fucking one of them had a child test positive for coke nor did any of them let someone else fuck their wife.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I know nothing about Dabbleverse retards but I'm willing to bet there's some sinister shit going on with that guy. The patronising therapy speak shit makes my skin crawl.

He’s also a Mohammedan AND a New Zealander. The man racks Ls by just existing

 

[Sneed Force One]

Xitter / Archive

As of 03:28 CST , Nick is once again seething on Twitter instead of making sure he is adequately rested to care for his five children.
Keep depending on prescription drugs Nick, your becoming worse than Joe Matarese at this rate.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

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Xitter / Archive

As of 03:28 CST , Nick is once again seething on Twitter instead of making sure he is adequately rested to care for his five children.
Keep depending on prescription drugs Nick, your becoming worse than Joe Matarese at this rate.

The commenter has a point. Weak own attempt by Nicky as always. His life is literally just sit online 24/7 and everyone can see it. Sad.

 

[GoblinHater]

He still has a few superfans from the WeebWars
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How??? Why does anyone still care about Monica Rial or Ron Toye after 5+ years? It's seriously the most pathetic shit. Actual Hylic clay monster behavior. Nick somehow tapped into an audience that's just as petty and obsessive as he is. Surely this is something that carries no downsides in the future.

 

[TurdThrower]

Comment in his video tonight. He would not have even known the guy passed if not for this site.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

How??? Why does anyone still care about Monica Rial or Ron Toye after 5+ years? It's seriously the most pathetic shit. Actual Hylic clay monster behavior. Nick somehow tapped into an audience that's just as petty and obsessive as he is. Surely this is something that carries no downsides in the future.

If DSP gets disability money, then why can't Nick?

 

[dustnight]

Nick's latest show: 452 unique chatters. $130.25 in superchats. No gifted memberships. Unknown number of supertips.

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He still has a few superfans from the WeebWars
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Have you considered getting a job?
rofl, no not at all

Well don't worry son you got one now!

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Down another one thousand subs we go. But social media is his job he said? Surely all his meaningful chats on X all night long should be bringing him NEW subscribers and fans right? Hmm. Must be not doing it right.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

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Be realistic - with Nick you're going to be smashing the "LIE" button.
Every single time.

 

[daffodils]

Nick was in Melton's chat before and after his own show. A selection.





Dabbleverse in a nutshell

 

[Briareus]

I know nothing about Dabbleverse retards but I'm willing to bet there's some sinister shit going on with that guy

Would it disturb you to hear he apparently mentors vulnerable children for his actual job? Because honestly it kind of disturbs me. Especially with that pedo-sympathetic discord message someone showed earlier in the thread...

Edit: found the post with the discord message attached: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21513920