New manmade horrors just dropped: a TiF with
constant,
nonstop strictures goes under the knife yet again in an attempt to solve the chronic urinary issues she's been plagued wtih since she messed with her natural setup back in October of 2023. For those curious, the Johanson method is described in the comments as "a type of urethroplasty method where the underside of the phallus is split, let to heal, and then closed months later to create the lining of the urethra—as opposed to creating it during the initial phallus creation.
It’s also called the hotdog method. It’s for ALT or MLD guys to cut down on girth, or as a repair method for repeated urinary complications."
Ftmdre (Drs. Michael Safir and Maurice Garcia; radial forearm-flap phalloplasty with "Johanson method")
More like the hotdog bun method. split it open, heal it over, then reunite the two halves and theoretically you got a lumen of skin in there that could maybe? tolerate having urine on it all the time.
But, if you have babies, you will learn that normal skin doesn't actually tolerate prolonged contact with urine that well. That's why you need to change them so often, powder and balm and whatever else to put down a barrier.
And that skin on the inner lumen of the phallo isn't even normal skin, it's scar tissue. I can't imagine that does better, the urethra is pretty specialized in its ability to tolerate this osmotic stress. Also natal males don't really have the problem of retained urine in the length of the penis, whereas the pooners whose ULs work often complain of needing to "milk" urine from the neophallus and spotting retained urine onto clothes and other issues. OK like maybe normal men have a drop of urine hanging out in there somewhere but my understanding is real urethra mucosa is sort of hydrophobic (i.e. oily, plasticy) so urine won't get stuck in there.
Our boy here paid in cash, suggesting he can’t get a credit card, or at least not one with a high enough limit (Poland has a wide acceptance of cashless payments, so it’s not because cash is king). He also could have paid by cheque or bank transfer, but didn’t, so he probably didn’t do the smart thing of opening a special savings account with sweet sweet interest.
Now that you mention it SRS is probably a best-worst case scenario for an HSA. I don't think anyone should get SRS but funding with an HSA is probably the right move because it's all tax-privileged. And some employers do make HSA contributions as part of the benefit package.
But you're probably 100% right our boy paid in cash because he's a tranny hooker saving hooking profits in like, a shoebox under the bed, which would also explain why it took a long time for the intake receptionist to count the money. He paid in like, twenties and fives or something.
Off topic but this reminds me of an old informercial that started with, "for too long, the beauty industry has neglected the neck region", then went on to sell a neck-specific anti-aging cream or whatever, as an empowering way to show them!
Absolutely brilliant. The ((beauty industry)) cries out in corporate malfeasance as it invents a new problem to sell you the solution to. (Wahmen correct me if I'm wrong and this is actually a thing that you've been denied solutions to).
More OT: I specifically remember an 2000s-era TV ad for a cocoa butter cream to treat pregnancy related stretch marks with the voiceover: "Pregnancy... it's a beautiful thing, but it
can leave unsightly stretch marks..." and my sis and I liked to joke "pregnancy... it's a beautiful thing; BUT A TERRIBLE CURSE! LOOK AT THESE UNSIGHTLY STRETCH MARKS! BUY OUR LOTION YOU HUSSY!!"
Anyway yes beauty product marketing (for any product you can name) plays spaniel to the male beauty standard and inspires female insecurity about not meeting that standard; and then promises if you buy THIS product, you will make the grade, you will be beautiful, the men in your life will love you, you'll live happily ever after etc. etc. And that's a trumped-up claim because smelling better, being hairless, wearing layered makeup, won't necessarily make you happy.
This is a lesson from Feminism 101 that you use to redpill teenage girls (and boys, if they're willing to take this seminar) into reading the advertisements they are shown and the media they consume more critically and help them understand that the purpose of an ad is to sell a product, and the ad people will promise whatever they need to, especially ephemeral and subjective things, if it'll get you to buy that product.
If there was ever a question that needed wrong answers only it was this. ("What is, a bunch of lunch meat, Alex?"
**bhmbph**)Though some of the right answers are equally horrifying, because real possible answers include repurposed skin from corpses ala Kevin Gibes.
